6:01 – After losing a World Series bet, Danny has to say that he’s Cliff’s bitch. Cliff is an awful human being because he’s a Yankees fan. Congratulations on being a front runner Cliff. Danny’s dislike for the Yankees is growing every day. As he learns more about baseball he find new reasons, plus they have obnoxious fans. While watching The Insider, a tabloid television show that involves talentless people arguing, they had a segment determining if Arod would get married before Jeter. Danny proclaimed that being big, tall, athletic men they should run away from the altar. They need to enjoy all the spoils of victory and not get tied down so soon. Danny’s fiancée Amy didn’t like what she was hearing. Danny wanted to take their relationship out of the equation, but Amy wasn’t having that. Danny dug himself in a deep hole by saying that all chicks are imminently replaceable. Danny took a good point and committed argument suicide. Danny should know by now that some things are not to be brought up for discussion with a girlfriend, this is one of them. The Phillies brought Danny joy and sex. The Yankees have brought fighting and abstinence to his world now. Bob calls to say that men are always right, but it just doesn’t matter. Callers agree with Danny thought, but wouldn’t have said it. Danny doesn’t have a conversational restrictor plate, which gets him in trouble often. Jim brings up that chicks always want honesty and when they get it they flip out. Jessica calls to say that she thinks that Danny has the right to say anything he wants, if all girls are replaceable then all men are too. 6:42 – SPORTS:
Roy Williams has not had good experiences on the field against the Eagles, and he says his family was not treated well by the fans because they were wearing Cowboys gear during their visit. “My brother was trying to get a cab ride back to the hotel [from the stadium] and they got in the cab and the guy was like, ‘E-L-G-S, Eagles! Eagles! Eagles!’ ” Williams said. “My brother said, ‘First of all, learn how to spell.’ But he wouldn’t give my family a ride because they had Cowboys stuff on. So they learned not to wear Cowboys stuff when they go to Philly.” Williams was a member of the Detroit Lions when they lost to the Eagles, 56-21, in 2007, and then was with the Dallas for last year’s 44-6 pounding in the regular season finale. “I got blown out there twice,” Williams said, “so I know what it’s like up there.” Shouldn’t that be expected in this city? Maybe Roy wouldn’t have to run his mouth about this if he didn’t suck every time he plays the Birds.
New York Yankees manager Joe Girardi capped off a victorious evening by helping a car crash victim in suburban New York. Police say Girardi pulled over to help after a woman lost control on a Westchester County highway and crashed into a wall around 2:30 a.m. Thursday. That was just hours after Girardi's team claimed the World Series.
A fight over the shoes Michael Jordan's son will wear at the University of Central Florida has cost the school any future sponsorship with Adidas. "The University of Central Florida has chosen not to deliver on their contractual commitment to Adidas," adidas spokeswoman Andrea Corso wrote in an e-mail to The Associated Press. "As a result we have chosen not to continue our relationship with them moving forward." Freshman guard Marcus Jordan wore a pair of white Air Jordans during UCF's 84-65 win in an exhibition game against Saint Leo on Wednesday night, the Orlando Sentinel reported on its Web site. Jordan has said he will only wear his father's Nike Air Jordan shoes because they hold special meaning to his family. Danny’s son Dante is expected to be a full on maniac because he’s Danny’s son, which is unfair to the kid.
7:09 – NEWS:
Military officials were starting this morning to piece together what may have pushed an Army psychiatrist trained to help soldiers in distress to turn on his comrades in a shooting rampage that killed 13 people and wounded 30 in Texas. The suspected shooter, Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan, was on a ventilator and unconscious in a hospital after being shot four times during the shootings at the Army’s sprawling Fort Hood, post officials said. In the early chaos after the shootings, authorities believed they had killed him, only to discover later that he had survived. In Washington, a senior U.S. official said authorities at Fort Hood initially thought one of the victims who had been shot and killed was the shooter. The mistake resulted in a delay of several hours in identifying Hasan as the alleged assailant. Authorities have not ruled out that Hasan was acting on behalf of some unidentified radical group, the official said. He would not say whether any evidence had come to light to support that theory. Danny initially thought that this could have been a plan to infiltrate the military from the inside, but this guy is just a nut.
Governor Ed Rendell says he optimistic an agreement will be reached after sitting down with union leaders for a second time into the early morning hours of day four of the SEPTA transit worker strike. Rendell says the union is reviewing a new tentative offer. "The union is reviewing, overnight, the offer that was faxed to them by SEPTA, as a result of our conversations the congressman had with the union," said Rendell. Rendell says it is a good offer for both the union and for SEPTA and is optimistic there could be an agreement soon. If the contract is accepted, buses, trains and trolley's could be back up and running as early as Friday evening. The Governor was joined by Congressman Bob Brady during a meeting that started late Thursday night in Northern Liberties with the Transport Workers Union Local 234. Commuters have been facing growing traffic and rising frustrations since bus, trolley and subway service was halted Tuesday.
A SEPTA worker died this morning after being hit by an R2 train in the Fern Rock section of Philadelphia. The victim was a track inspector, according to SEPTA spokesman Richard Maloney. He was hit around 8:30 a.m. while walking on the tracks between the Melrose Park Station and Fern Rock Transportation Center. "I heard the train's horn blaring for a good few seconds. This alarmed me because the horn is usually only blown at a crossing or if there is activity on the tracks," passenger Shawn Hyska said.
A woman's wedding night in Australia turned into a nightmare when she realized that she was allergic to her husband's sperm. Julie Boyde from Ambridge, Pennsylvania had married lover Mike in 2005 after dating him for two years while still studying at university. Julie revealed that they had protected sex until their marriage night, which kept her ignorant of the fact that she suffered from a problem called seminal plasma hypersensitivity, which was diagnosed after numerous medical tests . "Before we were always very careful and used protection - this time we didn''t,'' Julie said. She added: "We figured, we''re married, if we get pregnant, we get pregnant. Pretty much right after I knew something was not right because I was in a lot of pain. What a bummer. Danny dated a girl that had an STD, using condoms all the time, but knew he wouldn’t love her because of her incurable disease. If this wife has allergies, then she could take medicine for the reaction. They didn’t have sex often, but Danny and his ex-wife would ask Gretchen if she had a minute as code for some time alone so she could get it over with and get on with her day. 7:31 – Danny Bonaduce: Life Coach
Gary’s been having some problems with his wife. Today is his first day clean. She was using and went clean, but she doesn’t know if she can have the same feelings for him that she once did. He went from oxy’s to Xanax, which is going to be tough to kick. Stay clean and time will heal old wounds. If Gary continues to use he’ll live with a woman who resents him rather than loves him.
Al just moved back from California and while he waits for his apartment he’s staying at his mother’s house with his wife and daughter. Al’s mother is badmouthing him constantly. How does he stay in his mother’s life without having her poison his life? She’s not badmouthing him; she’s saying how much better she wants her son to be treated. She’s badmouthing Al’s wife in disguise.
Logan is going to school to be a nurse, but he had his nose shattered by a line drive and gout immediately after that. He missed a lot of classes and led to some battles with the professors. What can he do to make sure he doesn’t fall too far behind in his plan to graduate? Check the fine print of all the paperwork for medical emergencies and acts of God statements.
Roger met a girl at a country concert, they dated for two months, but they still talk constantly although they’re starting to date other people. What’s the problem if they’re having lots of sex from a girl he likes? It’s that he loves this girl and she’s in love with her son’s father who is in jail. This girl is poison, get away from her as fast as you can. This girl will break a heart on a daily basis and that’s torture.
8:23 – Danny’s big boss, Andy Bloom is in the studio. Danny and Metro thought he was upset that the show was running late, but he has a story of interest for the Entertainment segment. Danny was nominated for the Best New Radio Personality for the March of Dimes Philadelphia AIR Award and won. Way to go Danny! He’s very honored. The station won four awards in total. 8:36 – Howard Eskin is on the show to talk about Philly sports. Danny’s not certain how to act on the field this Sunday night when he’s an Honorary Captain for the Eagles game. Howards suggests that Danny acts stupid, he should be used to that. Nice. Danny thinks that the key is to get pressure on Tony Romo and throw him out of rhythm, making him susceptible to mistakes. He also sees a lot of physical coverage by the Dallas secondary. It all sounds so simple, but execution is the hard part. Is the team playing better without Westbrook? He may not be what he was, but his hands and ability to pick up the blitz really help the team. He needs to stay healthy though. A Cowboys win will help establish who this Eagles team is, but Howard’s not ready to send them to the Superbowl just yet. They can win the division, sure. McNabb to Jackson seems like the best QB/WR connection out there now. Brees from New Orleans is playing like the best quarterback in the league, but he doesn’t have a receiver like Jackson. Fitzgerald is the best receiver, but Warner’s not a top tier quarterback. Howard likes the Eagles Sunday but thinks the score will be closer than it should be.
9:01- Brianna and Toni, two gorgeous ladies from the Penthouse Club, are in the studio for The Naked Truth. They’ll give out three facts; the listener that can recite those facts on demand will win tickets to see Jim Breuer at the Keswick. For every fact the girls give they take an article of clothing off.
1. The play Lincoln was watching when he was shot was Our American Cousin.
Toni takes off Brianna’s black vest. They’re a bit of a couple it turns out. Danny’s seen Brianna dance and is impressed by her work on the pole.
2. Lincoln carried letters and bills in his stovepipe hat.
Toni takes off Brianna’s tank top off from behind and suddenly more girls are in the studio. Ashley and Tara are the new girls. Since they’re late Ashley and Tara need to catch up. Danny might have a heart attack.
3. Tom Hanks is a third cousin, four times removed from Abraham Lincoln.
They’re not dancers or strippers, they’re pole technicians. Clothes come off, shots go down. Could Toni and Brianna encourage Danny’s fiancée Amy to cross the line and go for some girl on girl action? That’s Toni’s specialty!
9:36 – Danny I finding it hard to concentrate because there are four beautiful girls from the Penthouse Club getting friendly with one another in the studio. Metro comes up with the idea that the girls feed each other desserts because he thinks that would be sexy, the girls are down with it. Tara feeds a strawberry covered in whipped cream to Ashley, mouth to mouth. Nice. Brianna straddles Toni as they share a mini-cheesecake, licking whipped cream off each other’s face. Wow.
9:57 – Spike’s in next, but he’s at a loss for words. He doesn’t have hot girls like Tara, Ashley, Toni, and Brianna on his show. But he does have power ballads!
9:59 – Danny’s Final Thought: In about five minutes, I too, will be a pole technician
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6:01 – After losing a World Series bet, Danny has to say that he’s Cliff’s bitch. Cliff is an awful human being because he’s a Yankees fan. Congratulations on being a front runner Cliff. Danny’s dislike for the Yankees is growing every day. As he learns more about baseball he find new reasons, plus they have obnoxious fans. While watching The Insider, a tabloid television show that involves talentless people arguing, they had a segment determining if Arod would get married before Jeter. Danny proclaimed that being big, tall, athletic men they should run away from the altar. They need to enjoy all the spoils of victory and not get tied down so soon. Danny’s fiancée Amy didn’t like what she was hearing. Danny wanted to take their relationship out of the equation, but Amy wasn’t having that. Danny dug himself in a deep hole by saying that all chicks are imminently replaceable. Danny took a good point and committed argument suicide. Danny should know by now that some things are not to be brought up for discussion with a girlfriend, this is one of them. The Phillies brought Danny joy and sex. The Yankees have brought fighting and abstinence to his world now. Bob calls to say that men are always right, but it just doesn’t matter. Callers agree with Danny thought, but wouldn’t have said it. Danny doesn’t have a conversational restrictor plate, which gets him in trouble often. Jim brings up that chicks always want honesty and when they get it they flip out. Jessica calls to say that she thinks that Danny has the right to say anything he wants, if all girls are replaceable then all men are too. 
6:42 – SPORTS: 
7:31 – Danny Bonaduce: Life Coach
8:23 – Danny’s big boss, Andy Bloom is in the studio. Danny and Metro thought he was upset that the show was running late, but he has a story of interest for the Entertainment segment. Danny was nominated for the Best New Radio Personality for the March of Dimes Philadelphia AIR Award and won. Way to go Danny! He’s very honored. The station won four awards in total. 
8:36 – Howard Eskin is on the show to talk about Philly sports. Danny’s not certain how to act on the field this Sunday night when he’s an Honorary Captain for the Eagles game. Howards suggests that Danny acts stupid, he should be used to that. Nice. Danny thinks that the key is to get pressure on Tony Romo and throw him out of rhythm, making him susceptible to mistakes. He also sees a lot of physical coverage by the Dallas secondary. It all sounds so simple, but execution is the hard part. Is the team playing better without Westbrook? He may not be what he was, but his hands and ability to pick up the blitz really help the team. He needs to stay healthy though. A Cowboys win will help establish who this Eagles team is, but Howard’s not ready to send them to the Superbowl just yet. They can win the division, sure. McNabb to Jackson seems like the best QB/WR connection out there now. Brees from New Orleans is playing like the best quarterback in the league, but he doesn’t have a receiver like Jackson. Fitzgerald is the best receiver, but Warner’s not a top tier quarterback. Howard likes the Eagles Sunday but thinks the score will be closer than it should be. 
9:01- Brianna and Toni, two gorgeous ladies from the 
