November 2008 - Danny Bonaduce Show Log Archive

6:02 – Danny’s boss reminds him of Boris Badenov from Bullwinkle. Over the weekend Metro met Shila’s boyfriend, Mr. Cobweb Pants.  Shila’s boyfriend Sean is from Scranton, but he talks like he’s from Brooklyn. He had trouble following Shila’s directions from Scranton to Philly. Metro now has a dazzling Sean impression.

6:07 – Sean has an anger problem and didn’t deal well with getting lost in Philly. Shila goes to rescue him and drive his car back to the bar she and Metro are at. Shila went to take a drink from the coke bottle in his car…it wasn’t soda, it his tobacco spit. UGH.

6:11 – This is not the first time Shila has done this. Shila stops the car and starts hurling, but leaves the car in gear with Sean in the passenger seat while his car crashes into another. Shila was in a hit and run? . Shila is a menace to society. Two accidents in two weeks for her! Danny does a recap of Shila’s recap. A story that took Shila 17 minutes to tell takes Danny 17 seconds.

6:33 – Danny went to New York on Friday to tape World’s Dumbest Criminals. Because of assigned seating Danny didn’t get to sit next to his girlfriend Amy and ended up next to some jerk that was rude. After taking care of business Danny and Amy came back to 30th Street Station when some guy mistook him for Joey Buttafucco. He gets called Danny Buttafucco sometimes, but the one that made him laugh the most was Danny Yamaguchi. He gets Ralph Malph sometimes too.

6:39 – If someone doesn’t know who Danny is, he won’t go out of his way to tell them who he is. The day someone calls Danny by the name Ralph Yamaguchi the streets of Philly will be full of dead bodies.

6:50 – Danny gives tips on how to get hookers to your hotel room and not alert the press.

6:53 – More Corey Feldman voicemails. He called Danny asking to get on the show and set up calls to his ‘people.’ It gets Danny so mad he starts hitting the punching bag he has in the studio. How many times can Corey call?

6:57 – Grey Goose was outrageously expensive at the hotel in New York. Callers dial in to voice their disgust for Corey Feldman. Corey is a ‘deck.’

7:07 - Ashley Dupre the girl from the Eliot Spitzer scandal appeared on 20/20 over the weekend. She thinks there’s a difference between a prostitute and a call girl. Danny disagrees. He also believes that politicians shouldn’t be held to a higher standard and Spitzer’s a hypocrite, but there’s not need to crucify him. Shila thinks it’s an important story because he’s an elected official. Danny thinks everyone breaks laws and it’s no big deal. It’s only a matter of time before she cashes in. Danny expects her to cash in with naked photos soon.

7:19 – Danny wants to be held to a lower standard so when he screws up no one looks down on him.

7:32 – Michael Ian Black in on the show. He thinks Shila should be doing softcore porn. His work on VH1 shows like, I Love the 70’s, I Love the 80’s, and I Love the 90’s. His comedy group Stella is at the Keswick Theatre this weekend. Michael prefers Danny over Corey Feldman. Danny loves him for that. Danny asks Michael if Bob Levy is better at comedy than he is at fighting. Michael’s never heard of Levy. UFC vs. Boxing. UFC fights don’t go 12 rounds like Hatton vs. Malignaggi, which should lead to brain damage. Funny things that Michael has said about Danny on VH1.

7:51 – Danny hasn’t had a chance to watch any of Hulk Hogan’s Celebrity Championship Wrestling on CMT. Over the weekend he wrestled Screech in a hardcore match. Dangerous Danny Bonaduce! Danny has to lose to Screech, but wanted to put on a good show. They were choreographing the match when Danny went off the tracks and Danny went crazy and hit himself in the head with a trashcan. During the match Danny took things the extra mile and was busting through walls that weren’t prepped for him to go through. Hulk Hogan called Danny a sick man.

7:58 – Vince McMahon and WWE is taking the HHCCW to court because of using names and likenesses on the show. They’re being punks, but they’re right. The show must be a hit if McMahon wants to stop it.

8:11 – The voice of the Eagles, Merrill Reese is on the show. He’s suffering today. Yesterday’s loss broke his heart, but he still has a job to do. Merrill thinks that this is the beginning of the end of the McNabb era in Philadelphia. He could succeed somewhere else, but not here in Philly. For the first time since he joined the team he’s being benched, it’s monumental. Danny’s a win or die kind of guy, ties and losses are not acceptable. What about Andy Reid’s future? Merrill’s not sure of what upper management is thinking. Jeff Fisher and Bill Cowher bounced back from bad seasons to have great success. Mathematically the Eagles are still in the playoff hunt, but have to go undefeated in the next 5 games.

8:35 – Over the weekend Danny was charged $14 for two cups of coffee in New York City. Danny had an awkward exchange with the bathroom attendant. Bathroom attendants are on the list of things Danny doesn’t need. Shila could live without people spraying perfume at malls. Metro could live without excessive CD packaging.

8:47 – Things the audience can live without: Sugar packets, Collector’s Edition/Special Edition DVD’s and video games, Store greeters, Guys from Brooklyn names Sean, Corey Feldman’s people and Corey Feldman’s music, Tired radio shows, Greedy politicians, Toilet seat covers in public bathrooms, People that complain about not being able to pay bills, Ringback tones, and Rubberneckers.

9:04 – One genius hates people that keeps him from running red lights, Mall kiosk salespeople.

9:08 – Danny is worried about how dirty his fingernails are and also talks about popping out one of his fake teeth while biting his toenails, now his toe nails curl around the toes.

9:10 – Metro and Danny have a timing issue.

9:12 – News with Shila: A Vineland, NJ teacher’s aide’s past has come to light. She was an adult film star named Crystal Gunns!

9:19 – Danny takes a call from a woman whose daughter attends the school that Crystal Gunns works at. School districts do background searches, so she obviously passed. If the school terminates her Danny smells lawsuit and an increase in traffic to her website. She’ll be rolln’ in the dough!

9:32 – Danny’s girlfriend Amy LOVES music. She could win Rock n’ Roll Jeopardy. She loves Jimi Hendrix and was excited to learn about a Jimi Hendrix porn. Metro thinks it’s fake. Danny owns it and knows it’s real. How? Danny is adamant and he’s calling his girlfriend Amy to come on the air and prove it. Amy confirms the tape is Hendrix. Metro doesn’t believe it because Hendrix hasn’t confirmed the tape. Shila agrees with Metro, even though neither of them has seen the tape. There are confirmation interviews on the video to turn it from theory into fact.

9:40 – All of this started with a man on the phone who wanted to invite Danny over to his house for Thanksgiving. He’ll have to call back later.

9:54 – Danny’s Final Thought: If it looks like Jimi Hendrix, and it smells like Jimi Hendrix and according to at least two of the women in the video it tastes like Jimi Hendrix, it’s probably Jimi Hendrix.


 

6:01 – Danny doesn’t mind working two jobs, it keeps him out of trouble. Idle hands are the devil’s playground, but Idol’s hands would be cool to turn into ash trays. Billy Idol’s hands! If you learn from your mistakes, Danny Bonaduce would be the best life coach ever. Could Metro be renamed Omar? Maybe Cleveland. A man of many names.

6:05 – It’s funny to Danny that technically he’s on steroid because he uses and asthma inhaler, but the rash from his nicotine patches look like needle marks from steroid shots. Danny had a conversation with a station salesperson, ‘Poppin’ Fresh,’ who criticized Danny’s habits who said that Danny has to conquer his smoking addiction because they’re the same age. If Danny quit smoking he could look like Poppin’ Fresh? Danny spent the evening obsessing over his skin in the mirror. Later in the day he ran into ‘Poppin’ Fresh’ and had a chance to check out his flabby body. They got into a discussion on the elevator which led to ‘Poppin’ Fresh’ backing off.

6:12 – On the way to work Danny had two cigarettes, while smoking one he dropped the other on the street, the dirty, dirty street. He picked it up anyway and went to light it and lit the wrong end. Rather than throw it out, he bit off the melted filter and smoked the cigarette anyway.

6:18 – He hopes to see Poppin’ Fresh in the studio before the day is over.

6:33 –  Danny was excited about the prospect of a Brady Bunch porn. The Brady Bunch kids were too goofy off the set for Danny, they have barbecue parties. How sweet. Danny probably not invited to them after he demolished Greg Brady in a celebrity boxing match, knocked him down 6 times in 91 seconds. Danny would rather tape a porn movie with the other actors from the Partridge Family.

6:42 – Danny doesn’t like to do projects involving Screech or Leif Garrett. If Danny got 5 million would be game for the Partridge Family porn.

6:52 – Shila is checking out the twins in the new issue of Playboy. She finds the twins hot? She doesn’t want her boyfriend looking at it, but she’s allowed to because she doesn’t find it exciting. She’s open to posing, but doesn’t want to be compared to centerfolds. Shila is surprised Danny isn’t into incest. But he is into twins.

6:55 – Shila doesn’t see why a smart girl would pose for Playboy. She thinks women can use their charm and beauty to get ahead without taking their clothes off.

Kiss not being in Rock n’ Roll Hall of Fame. Danny believes if anyone, Kiss should be in. Coming soon: Free Dr. Pepper for Guns n' Roses fans! The release of the new album Chinese Democracy means free soda, if you're willing to put up with a little bit of effort.

7:25 – Danny reveals how he writes his jokes for his show on TruTV, Smoking Gun Presents: World’s Dumbest Criminals. Apparently Dana Plato is on the show, even if she’s dead. She’d be better than Leif Garrett. Danny thinks anyone can do a better job than Leif, even the callers.

7:30 – Danny reads a story from tonight’s taping of World’s Dumbest Criminals and invites the listeners to show off their cheesy skills.
 

Police in Middletown made a rather bizarre arrest Monday night, taking into custody a woman dressed in a cow suit who was seen acting erratically. Michelle Allen of Middletown was arrested on one count of disorderly conduct for allegedly getting in the way of traffic on Wilbraham Road and chasing children in her cow suit. She also urinated on a neighbor's front porch, police say. According to police, Allen talked back and threatened to cause problems in the jail if she was arrested. Allen appeared in court Tuesday morning dressed in the suit. It is not clear why she was wearing the costume.

7:39 – Danny takes calls from listeners with bad puns! Jim from Philly won with ‘What’s your beef?’

7:50 – It’s snowing outside, and there’s a Code Blue in the city which means the homeless are being rounded up to be taken to shelters. However they can’t be held against their will, so some will refuse protection from the cold. If Danny were homeless today he’s jump at the chance for shelter. Having been homeless when he was younger, he has a lot of empathy for the people he sees on the street every day. Danny also use to hang out with runaways and The Runaways. The Runaways were less dangerous than the kids living on the street. 

8:00 – The homeless situation in Los Angeles is dangerous. They’re ruthless in Cali!

8:11 – Shila doesn’t like large nipples. Yesterday Danny and the rest of the show were going over photos from a photo shoot they did for the station. Danny wasn’t concerned what photos are used. Out of nowhere Danny wonders if his girlfriend comes to meet him at work because she doesn’t trust him. If Danny broke routine and blew off their daily hang, she’d know he was lying. Danny was surprised how quick Amy was to respond. Money and sex are the things that drive Danny. Shila is an onion of insanity. 

817 – Danny has a bromance with Metro. Danny takes calls from women about trusting men. If the guy is a loser then he can be trusted, but if has something to offer then he’s not trustable. If he’s a loser, why would you want him? 

8:22 – Danny’s girlfriend calls in to state her case. Shila thinks Metro is capable of deviance, Danny thinks he’s a good boy that’s not gonna stray. Danny knows that he needs Amy to keep him on a short leash because if he’s not, bad things happen.

8:32 – In long-term cheating it’s inevitable you’ll get caught. Every time Danny cheated he got caught, but he never planned it. Metro would break up before cheating. Separation creates jealousy. Danny worries that at some point he’ll be too old to give Amy what she wants later in their relationship. He would green light some sex outside the relationship out of fairness. Shila thinks that’s bizarre. What about Hugh Hefner and Larry King? They’re older guys with younger wives. What’s their arrangement?

8:50 – Danny take a call from Andrea, a woman who had a relationship with a man whose wife was aware of his cheating and allowed it, but had to watch. Danny calls this being a ‘Guest Star.’ She thought that they had a sexless marriage and he was going to leave the wife. Didn’t happen. The idea intrigues Danny, but doesn’t know if he could perform under that pressure. 

8:55 – Another caller, Chris, has an understanding with her husband that they’ll end the relationship instead of cheating. Danny is wary of men that make too much of a big deal about not cheating. Using spy technology wives can keep track of where their husbands are, it’s not as easy to get away with these days. Shila thinks it should be understood that relationships are one on one. At some point exploring and experiencing new stuff with your partner ends and becomes monotonous, that’s why Danny likes strange. If a man doesn’t respect Shila’s stance on sex, then she’ll find one that does. 

9:05 – NEWS: Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson named their baby Bronx Mowgli Wentz. In other news, flushing could be coming to an end according to reports from the Toilet Summit on World Toilet Day. 

9:12 – The economy and age has Danny changing the way he lives by saving more and eating in. His girlfriend’s father resuses the same Starbucks cup for weeks to get cheap refills. Shila has decided not to buy furniture.

9:29 – Danny’s been getting voicemails from Corey Feldman about missing his interview on the show. Is team Feldman fighting with Team Bonaduce? Corey’s willing work it out and wants to get his song on the air. There’s a second voicemail. Corey is very angry and takes a few shots at Danny. Danny takes a few calls from ‘Team Feldman.’ They have 37 ½ people. The ½ person is Emanuel Lewis. Danny doesn’t have ‘people’ to call Corey’s people. Metro thinks Danny needs to make up with Corey. 
Listen to the voicemails here

6:01 – Danny often writes himself bizarre clues to himself about things he wants to bring up on the show, only he can decode them. After ‘winning the lottery twice’  Danny has a problem passing up homeless dudes without giving something when it’s this cold outside. Shila worries where the money goes, Danny’s okay with the money being used for whatever the homeless person wants to spend it on.

6:05 – Though Danny doesn’t believe in germs for himself, be does believe other people can get sick. Danny’s relationship with Amy has made him start thinking about his mortality. He figures his life expectancy is about 66. Danny worries about what Amy is going to do after he passes. Now Danny is waiting for something bad to happen. Spleen eruption perhaps?

6:14 – This morning the ‘puncture wounds’ from the excessive use of nicotine patches have started to burst. The wounds are close to the last place where Danny was stabbed.

6:17 – Before moving to Philly Danny was in Los Angeles finishing up a run when he approached three people who were suspicious. Two of them split the third demanded his money. Danny offered his girlfriend’s watch instead. The mugger wasn’t amused. Danny was cut a few times, including across the tattoo of Amy’s name. Danny was grateful that the tattoo of Amy’s mom’s name was intact. Amy’s concern for a bleeding Danny immediately disappeared.

6:35 – Yesterday Danny carried Shila’s HUGE television up to her apartment. It was a two person job, he couldn’t get his arms around it, and so Danny put it up on his shoulders. Not real stable. Shila was waiting for him to drop it. While walking it down the street, some dudes in gym were staring at Danny struggle with this television. Shila wanted Danny to take the stairs, he was not having any of that. She got in the elevator, pushed the ‘3’ button and hopped out before the door closed. Because of the age of her building she’s not fond of taking the elevator.

6:44 – Danny finally gets the television into the completely empty apartment. Once he set it down, the cable guy showed up. Danny was in no mood to wait around to wait, he wanted the ride home Shila promised him.

6:53 – Danny got his ride home from Shila, who pointed out where Metro lives on the way home, who apparently lives from 2nd and Market to 8th and Market. Shila’s grammar is not flawless enough for Danny.  While Shila is on the phone, telling stories, and talking to Danny, when Shila blows through a red light and stops in the middle of a busy intersection. This is a common occurrence for Shila?

7:10 – News with Shila: Paris Hilton is single. Winona Ryder was hospitalized in London, Danny has a extreme dislike for her. He used to like her, but once he saw the huge blue vein in her forehead in Dracula, he moved on.

7:24  - Metro brings up the Gibson.com’s 10 Songs to Get You Through a Divorce!
Beck "Lost Cause"
Ryan Adams and the Cardinals "Now That You're Gone"
Bob Dylan "Tangled Up In Blue"
The Stone Roses "I Am The Resurrection"
Elvis Costello "I Hope You're Happy Now"
Liz Phair "Divorce Song"
Bruce Springsteen "Tunnel of Love"
Fleetwood Mac "Go Your Own Way"
John Lennon "Jealous Guy"
Joy Division "Love Will Tear Us Apart"
Danny’s divorce song? Guns n’ Roses “ Used to Love Her,” but Hanson’s MMMbop always puts Danny in a good mood. He dances when he hears that song. Metro thinks PF’s Money is a good song for Danny’s divorce. Danny doesn’t think so. Here are some of the songs callers picked:
Puddle of Mudd “She Hates Me”
Ding Dong the Witch is Dead “Wizard of Oz”
Phil Collins “I Don’t Care Anymore”
Three Days Grace “I Hate Everything About You”
Van Halen “No Good” (Danny thinks VH is more fun with David Lee Roth than Sammy Hagar, but Hagar made it a better band)
Chicago – Everybody Needs A Little Time Away

7:50 – A caller asks Danny if he was a voice in the original animated version of ‘Charlotte’s Web.’ He played the brother ‘Avery.’

7:52 – Danny’s day tomorrow? The gym to train for the Canseco fight, the radio show, and go to New York and tape an appearance for the Smoking Gun TV show on True TV. Tonight he has to write 40 jokes for the show; only about six will be used.  Metro was watching Danny’s A&E biography last night. Danny’s been on many episodes of E! True Holllywood Story and Behind the Music. Reality TV is easy for Danny, he thinks he doesn’t do so well at acting as an adult. He’s never seen the A&E Biography, a lot of it was filmed in Philadelphia. The night of the debut his wife wanted to go to dinner.  Out of spite Danny’s avoided it since then. He’s also never seen Breaking Bonaduce.

8:10 – Phone Guy Josh comes in to tell Danny that Denis Leary will not be appearing on the show because he’s ‘not doing radio today.’ Denis is joining Corey Feldman in the ‘You’re Dead To Me File.’ One night Danny took a swing at David Lee Roth and learned the hard way that DLR can fight. Shila loved Denis Leary in The Ref, Danny disagrees. Phone Guy Josh makes a short jokes and splits before Danny can react.

8:15 – Denis Leary is now officially dead to Danny.

8:32 – Danny, who wants as little to do with his life as possible, has to get permission from his girlfriend Amy to do anything. Danny doesn’t even know his address. Amy is a good girlfriend because she encourages Danny’s interest in porn. The other day Danny was allowed to buy porn. The first video was far to shocking to turn either of them on.

8:36 – While visiting her boyfriend Shila was on her boyfriend’s computer and saw that he had visited some porn sites. Not cool with her. It’s alright for her friends boyfriends to look at it, but not her. Danny thinks he’s watching that much porn because Shila is not sexually active with her boyfriend.

8:41 – Danny enjoys when Amy encourages him to enjoy his porn. Porn makes Shila insecure about herself. One caller defends Shila’s man because it will last longer when they do have sex. A woman believes girls are too insecure and that men should be able to watch porn.

8:48 – More calls about porn! One woman says that it’s okay to be a lady in the street and a whore in the bedroom. Another suggests that Shila make a porn video and send it to her boyfriend Sean. Danny takes a call from a woman who used to get extremely jealous but it passed with time and now watches porn with her husband.

8:53 – When Danny first started watching porn with his girlfriend she was slightly uncomfortable, but over time she’s relaxed and learned to enjoy it. It all comes with a level of comfort. Danny makes quantum leaps through awkward moments to get them out of the way.

8:56 – The phones are dominated by ladies who think it’s okay for men to watch porn if they’re in relationships. One woman really likes transvestite porn. Danny was shocked at the depth of categories of porn. He prefers things a little closer to real life over over the top spectacles. Shila thinks that men in relationships shouldn’t be calling 900 numbers for sex talk. It’s worse than porn? Danny used to call 900 lines and put it over the intercom at a Japanese restaurant he worked at. over shock. Shila thinks that men in relationships shouldn’t be calling 900 numbers for sex talk. It’s worse than porn?

 9:05 – Absolutely no one has agreed with Shila. Danny for the WIN! Danny is reminded daily that Shila is nuts, and he likes it.

9:11 – California agrees to hear more cases about Prop 8, but won’t allow gay marriage in the meantime. Why should straight people be the only ones paying alimony? Mayor Nutter’s budget cutsto libraries and firehouses. Because of the cold weather homeless people are being picked up off the street. Soylent Green is people!Hugh Jackman is People magazine’sSexiest Man of 2008 because he’s the ‘total package.’ Danny thinks Hugh slept with the editors to win.

9:20 – Danny takes a call from Matt the Angry Listener. He’s giving up on the show. Did he want to be on the air himself? He doesn’t like that Shila has some trouble making it through the news some days. Matt takes calls from people who think Matt’s in love with Danny. Matt denies it. Momma Gibbons is on the line to lash out at Matt. The Siskel & Ebert of radio? Matt is moving along to another program.

 
9:39 – Danny brings up Larry Mendte’s charge of checking Alycia Lane’s e-mail. Danny thinks it’s natural for people to snoop on one another. Amy almost broke up with Danny over what she found on his MySpace account. He thinks there shouldn’t be a federal case about it, leaking stories to the press is no big deal to him. What should the punishment be? Alycia should give Larry a smack to the brainstem. People are too quick to torch celebrities. Amy is probably checking Danny’s e-mail right now.

9:47 – Metro was horrified that Danny sent him a photo of his ass last night. Danny had his girlfriend take numerous photos to get the right one. If Metro ever turns on Danny and leaks the photo, he’s screwed.

9:57 - Danny's Final Thought: If there’s any moral to be taken away from today’s show, if you’re down, your reputation has been ruined, just remember there’s Hanson!

6:01 – Shila thinks Danny looks tough with sunglasses and his long coat. Danny had a tough time finding Eagles gloves and didn’t want to buy gloves that would get him in a fight. He does have a Eagles skull cap. Metro thinks that Danny looks like a generic CSI/Law & Order bad guy.

6:05 – Last night Danny and his girlfriend watched The Warriors. Warriors come out to play!!!

6:06 – Danny’s daughter’s birthday is coming up. Danny went to High School with Michael Jackson, but they never went on school fieldtrips. When Danny’s parents divorced his dad destroyed the house so Danny’s mom couldn’t get it. While everyone he went to school with was rolling in dough, Danny would get dropped off in a red Volkswagen Beetle.

6:10 – Now Danny has a house across the street from Grauman’s Chinese Theater in Los Angeles, where all the people dressed as superheroes wait to get their photos taken with tourists. He would wake up early to watch Batman and Spider-Man walk to the theater from the train stop every day. Not all Hispanics are Mexicans. Shila runs into stereotypes too, being of Indian descent. Danny has some Irish in him, but he’s Italian because his name is Dante Bonaduce.

6:15 – Danny didn’t get to work as early as he wanted today because he stuck around the gym a little longer working out for the Canseco fight. Thinking he’d be alone at the gym, he was working out in cowboy boots, jeans, and a tight skull t-shirt, sweating away when some girl in tight booty shorts walked in. Danny wasn’t ready for that.

6:32 – Corey Feldman replay

6:50 – Corey not showing up for the interview was better than interviewing Corey. Danny reads the e-mails from Corey’s people after the no-show. The people from ‘Team Feldman’ wrote Danny to thank him for his continued support of Corey and asked for him to plug a website that Danny refuses to mention. Then Danny reads a series of e-mails that Metro traded with ‘Team Feldman.’ Smiley faces, LOL's and other e-mail obnoxious habits irritate Danny. Yesterday Danny wished a flesh eating virus on Corey, today Danny wants him dead at the bottom of his pool. Corey is dead to Danny. DEAD!

7:10 – News with Shila: More details on the events surrounding the death of Philadelphia Police Sgt. Timothy Simpson. The nude man attacking women Buckingham Twp. is NOT Danny.  Despite the similarities in description.

7:18 – Danny has a habit of dialing with his butt while sitting on his cell phone, hence ‘Ass Master!’

7:27 – The sun is blinding Shila. Shila doesn’t like Donny Osmond, but she ranks Corey Feldman on the same level as Steven Tyler of Aerosmith. 

7:30 – Metro once accidently dialed his mom when drunk at a diner, after lying to her about where he was. Metro was grounded for a long time. Danny’s checkered past leads him to sweat bullets when he’s got a police car behind him in traffic or about to cross a border.

7:35 – Shila’s friend accidently called her mother while in bed with a man. Danny would call his girlfriends while he was about to cheat on them so he could keep tabs on them. One time when about to go to work, Danny heard a voice on the other side of the phone and heard ‘Finished?’ on the other side of the line. Of all the times Danny accidently dialed that was the worse. Shila is protected by a flip phone, but Metro and Danny have open face phones. Danny then survey’s the ass dialing potential of Metro and Shila. Hittin’ on the Hindu.

 7:48 – Danny takes calls from people who’ve accidently made embarrassing phone calls. One guy dialed his teacher on another bus on the way back from a field trip which lead to detention. The parents weren’t upset he was goofing on the teacher, but that he ran up his minutes. Scott was out at a strip club when his friend called his wife to check in. After thinking he hung up, he trashed his wife until the phone lost power and when he got home his stuff was on the lawn. Alibis for You is a service that helps you lie on the phone. Shila is disgusted by married men who give too much attention to strippers. Danny wasn’t a fan of strip clubs because he doesn’t like being teased. Another caller was ripping bong hits with friends when his boss called and let him know that he heard all the partying.

7:56 – Danny tells a story about Hulk Hogan and Vince McMahon. After a phone call Hulk was upset with Vince and ripped him for 17 minutes. The next day Vince confront Hulk and was surprised that anyone would have 17 minutes of bad things to say about him. Hulk replied that he had to cut it short.

8:08 – Danny’s Sex Survey – Shila can’t take it because she doesn’t have sex. Danny and Metro got matching t-shirts with ‘Cobweb Pants’ on them. There’s one for Shila too! Danny was a hit at the mall yesterday. Back to the survey…

8:13 – 1: Why am I dying to have sex when I’m single and my desire dies down in a relationship? Shila thinks it’s availability. Metro is still happy in his relationship, but notices single girls flock to guys in relationships. Shila thinks that’s because the fella isn’t trying as hard and comes off more of themselves and women are competitive with one another. Danny just believes nothing rocks like strange.

8:17 – 2: Why Can’t I Finish? Metro and Danny can’t answer. Shila rarely does and has to get it from other ways. It’s tough for her to relax; she likes a lot of build up. Danny’s willing to do anything for sex.

8:20 – 3: Am I a prude for not wanting to get kinky? Shila says no, Metro says yes. Danny wants to know where the level of kink ends.

8:22 – 4: Is it wrong to sleep with someone on the first night if you want a relationship: Shila says no, Metro thinks it’s a good idea to wait if you like the girl. Amy made wait for weeks, or days depending on which of them answers the question. Mario Lopez is Danny’s hero. When they worked together on ‘The Other Half’ because he cleaned up, but Danny was the only one on the show to tell the truth about meeting girls and setting up rules. Danny’s been engaged many times, but has always had a woman in his life. An alone Danny is a dangerous Danny. Shila wants to know what it’s like to live with Danny. He’s certain she’ll get no sleep because all he does is talk. He’s fascinating like that. 

8:38 – Danny doesn’t believe in allergies or germs. Howie Mandell is obsessed with germs. Danny licks the door knob to prove his point. Shila does it too. Metro is flipping out. Danny asks Gibbons, who has bronchitis, to cough in his face. Shila believes in germs, she just licked the door with the mindset that if she can’t see it, it won’t get her sick. It very well could be the Metro show tomorrow.

8:54 – Danny loves 94WYSP.com. You can be his MySpacefriend too. One of the coolest things about Danny’s apartment building? There’s a bar downstairs! He goes there often, but sticks to his three drink maximum. He also loves Indian food. Amy was hungover yesterday and to taunt Amy he had this three drinks and felt really buzzed. Danny thought he was drinking out of mugs, but it was soup bowls. Those are three really big drinks. His three drinks equaled one full soup bowl of vodka. After a year of hard work Danny worried he’d have ruined all his efforts, but he woke up like a champ!

9:35 – Henry Rollins is on the line. Danny saw Black Flagyears ago; they were the most dangerous band he’d ever seen. Henry just wrapped up 15 months of shows and working on filling up his schedule for 2009. Rollins is constantly reinventing himself. Music, music, radio, television, spoken word tours, and so much more. His spoken word shows are extremely captivating. His IFC Uncutshow. His next episode of Uncut explores the current conditions in Ireland with the civil war and progress. 

9:41 – Years ago Danny ran into John Belushi who was flipping out he was meeting Danny at a Black Flag show and that night he died.

9:50 – Danny wraps up the show with lots of ‘thank you’s.’ Shila needs help moving her TV.

9:55 – Danny’s Final Thought: If any man ever wakes you up at 4 a.m. yelling ‘Wake up, I’m fascinating!’ You might not want him to sleep over.

6:01 – Shila is thin and is eating a bagel this morning because she wants to put a little weight on. Danny likes a girl who’s not afraid to weigh more than 107 pounds. Danny’s still looking for someone to marry his ex-wife and save him alimony money. Jeff, the Program Director, was a little nervous about the $100,000 contest but Danny’s confident the lawyers will sign off.

6:06 – Metro is astounded at Danny’s sweater today. Shila prefers the nickname ‘Crackhead’ over ‘Cobweb Pants.’ The fellas have decided that it’s sticking around.  Last night Danny got into an argument with his girlfriend over scrapple. Danny scared a homeless guy while running to work throwing punches with hand weights and wearing his new sweater.

6:10 – Shila can’t believe her new nickname ‘sticked’….Metro debuts his new ‘Cobwebs Pants’ song. Danny likes the song, but not Metro’s voice and Shila for offering up the material. He likes Shila’s boyfriend even though he never met him. 

6:15 – Danny’s arm broke out in a rash from wearing too many nicotine patches and now has to wear them on her chest. After the fight with his girlfriend Danny told her he didn’t want her home when he got back from work today.

6:32 – Carlos Mencia replay

6:50 - Anne Malhum has been named as one of CNN’s top Hometown Heroes and needs your votes to win the big prize. Anne befriended a group of homeless people overtime while running in the city and started the ‘Back On My Feet’ program to get them back on track and build their confidence and turn their lives around. Danny can joke about homelessness because he was homeless and used to live in his car for two years. Vote for Anne here.

7:09 – News: Fourth Philadelphia Police officer to fall while on duty in 2008. Doctors want to quit because the cost of malpractice insurance has gotten out of hand. Man accused of dousing neighbor with gasoline for a 'confession.’ Michael Jackson is being taken to court for album and book that never was produced. He said the cash he got was a gift.

7:27 – Danny’s girlfriend Amy is on the line, she hasn’t moved out yet. They went from stupid fight to serious fight last night. Danny was eating scrapple last night, his last indulgence before going into hardcore training for the Canseco fight. Amy read the ingredients while Danny was eating the scrapple and he didn’t need to hear what was in it while eating. Amy was relentless and got Danny mad and told Amy to move out. The fight was extra tense because the apartment they share isn’t too big.

7:34 – While watching The Girls Next Door Amy asked Danny if he missed his porn. He does but Amy thinks she should be enough for Danny. To make up for lost time Danny started to make out with Amy. Things start to get hot and at the hottest moment she gets up to get a beer. Amy thinks Danny was too sensitive, he was going to get what he wanted…..When Amy says that she needs to be drunk to have sex with Danny. Which makes Danny laugh.

 7:38 – Danny is upset that he was giving her what she wanted and his feelings are hurt. He was left high and dry for a beer. Shila sees Amy’s point of view, she needs beer to relax with men too.

7:46 – Danny takes calls about who’s right and who’s wrong. Danny is surprised because Amy’s usually up for anything. First up agrees that the woman has the power. Danny prides himself the attention he gives Amy. More callers tell Danny to get a new girlfriend, it’s an abuse of power, and starting and stopping is NOT cool. Shila thinks that maybe Amy’s a little tired of it, but Amy says she’s not. Maybe Amy should make an appointment at the doctor's office today to check for a pulse, she's ruthless. One caller finally agrees with Amy because she got the upper hand and punked Danny. She'll make it up to him when he gets home. 

8:09 – Danny takes a call from yesterday’s AC/DC winner Shawn (a woman), who wanted to chime in on the Amy/Beer/Sex discussion. Station rules prevent Danny from giving her another prize from his private collection. That doesn’t violate station rules!

8:16 - Danny loves the show rundown and thinks the guy that runs it (me), is nice, shy, doesn’t really look people in the eye, and worries that Monk is maybe secretly psychotic. Then Danny asks that he make his girlfriend Amy looks bad in the previous segment. DONE! Shila thinks Monk is sweet. Writing about myself in the third person makes me nervous and I’ll stop now. 

8:34 – Danny had a problem with Corey Feldman after a run-in on the set of ‘Dickie Roberts.’ Corey refused to do a group interview with Screech, Greg Brady, and Danny on the set of the movie. Danny did the movie for fun. So Danny ripped into the absent Corey Feldman for a good 5 minutes. Following it up, Entertainment Tonight railed him too. Since that incident Danny and Corey have kissed and made up. Should be some interesting listening coming up!

8:47 – Metro is playing some of Corey Feldman’s awful new music. Danny’s ready to talk to Corey, but he’s not ready. The publicist is on the line, but he’s running 20 minutes behind. Danny would rather talk to Matt the publicist who gets a little nervous talking on the air. Danny isn’t in the mood to wait for Corey today. Corey is dead to Danny. Radio saved Danny, not the Partridge Family, so Danny has no tolerance for Corey’s disrespect. He’d wait 20 minutes for Steven Tyler, but not Corey Feldman. Shila would wait. Danny doesn’t like that. No punk wasting time on these airwaves!

8:55 – Danny takes calls from people who want Danny to box Corey now. He’d do it with one hand.

9:12 – Danny takes a call from Matt who’s not a fan of the show. Danny doesn’t understand why he’d call twice in two weeks to lash out at Danny. What does Matt want that Danny’s not delivering? Danny likes that he listens just to hate, but the next time Matt calls Danny wants him to show him something new. Danny goes though the list of things the show shouldn’t bring up including lesbians and Detroit. Matt wants ‘something new and different.’ What can Matt deliver? If Matt is tuning in then Danny is winning!

9:17 – Danny’s not afraid of suggestive criticism, especially if it feeds his family. Another caller offers bounties for fights with Corey Feldman and Matt the Caller and take Shila out on a date. Is he prepared for Cobweb Pants? Danny takes more calls about ideas for show material. A segment Danny liked to do on the air in Chicago was to put callers on the air to ask obnoxious guests nonsense questions.

9:22 – One caller wants to kill Metro because he kept playing the Corey Feldman song. Danny never understood why Corey would dress like Michael Jackson and follow him around the country. That does seem odd.

9:41 – Danny’s ex-wife Gretchen is on the phone. Danny admits that he ruined the marriage to a perfectly good woman and Gretchen thinks it’s big of Danny to. Danny introduces Gretchen to Shila and Metro. Gretchen takes calls from men who’d like meet Gretchen and take a shot at winning her heart and Danny’s money. One guy is 450 pounds, too big! More guys try. Gretchen talks to Danny’s girlfriend Amy. They team up on him. Gretchen and Shila talk about Danny’s perversions. Running out of time we’ll have to continue ‘Marry My Wife’ another time.

9:58 - Danny's Final thought: If the woman you were married too for 18 years doesn't want to have sex with you, the 26 year-old you're dating needs a buzz to have sex with you, and your co-host is nicknamed 'Cob Web Pants,' there is a chance that it's you.

6:01 – Danny studied yesterday’s Eagles game intensely. Shila doesn’t understand the difference between OT in college and the NFL, neither does McNabb. Danny doesn’t like that there wasn’t a winner, ties are despicable in a professional contest. Win or lose, end of story. Danny’s glad to be back in a town that has an NFL team and the intensity of Eagles fans, games in L.A. are just social events for wine sippers.

6:06 – Danny’s plan is to have fun today; he’s not doing an Eagles tie show. There’s no grave dancing today.

6:07 – New Segment: Why We’re Stupid. Friday night’s drinking party at Rotten Ralph’s. Danny is not into girls with piercings. Girls with tattoos are okay, for a little while. Danny and Metro had a tough time figuring out whom showed up for their free drink and who was there and just happened be there and figured out Danny was buying rounds. Coming soon: Passwords for ‘Hey, Where Are We Drinking?’

6:14 – Danny’s bar tab? $525!!! Danny doesn’t have a drinking problem; he has a problem closing his big mouth.

6:16 – The bartender didn’t believe Danny was Danny. Danny’s figuring out how to get Friday night’s tab expensed by the Program Director and convince him that he doesn’t have a drinking problem.

6:35 – Danny talks about John Wayne Bobbitt’s no show on Friday. Bobbitt failed his pre-fight physical because of a blood pressure test either because of stimulants or fear of Bonaduce! Levy fought someone else and won. Danny’s fights have been spread all over weight classes and next up is Jose Canseco with an 80 lb. advantage.

6:40 – Danny goes over his training routine and what he’s got to do to get ready for the Canseco that might include skipping a visit to his kids over Christmas to go to a boxing resor. He might retire after the Canseco fight because he gets a little too carried away with it. Titles Danny has: Middle, Cruiser, Heavyweight and soon to be Super Heavyweight. In order to do it Danny’s plan is to put on 25 more pounds.

6:55 – Danny brings up the National Enquirer article about his divorce. Danny explains the new $100,000 station contest. Marry his ex-wife so he doesn’t have to pay her the tremendous monthly alimony payment. Danny isn’t interested in making a reality show about Gretchen. Get her off Danny’s payroll and you get lots of cash and two kids! Danny’s willing to pay all the taxes, marry her in December and it goes down to $90,000. January, $80,000 and just one kid! Shila’s willing to marry Gretchen for the cash. Danny gives tips how to get her attention and save him money: Wear Iggy Pop shirts.

7:11 – News with Shila: The smoking ban in Atlantic City was reinstated. Secondhand smoke is probably the least of your worries in A.C. after dark. Metro thinks the idea of a Center City casino in Chinatown sounds icky. Icky?

7:28 – Danny talks about the Motley Crue concert at the Borgata in A.C. on March 6th and Danny has Crue tickets all week long.

7:30 – Shila’s afraid she’ll get pegged as a Drama Queen. Shila signed the lease for her new apartment and was ready to move in over the weekend, however her mother and grandmother don’t think it’s good to move in until Wednesday because of bad vibes and superstitions of the Hindu calendar. Danny thinks it’s ridiculous that Shila is willing to follow Hindu traditions and superstitions; he’s too impulsive to wait until ‘good days’ to do the things he wants. Shila is willing to wait until the days are good, even if it costs her lots of money to stay in a hotel.

7:34 – In Shila’s family you can’t drive a new car until you drive over four lemons and they’re squished. Why? You unjinx the jinx by getting the first bad incident out of the way. The only superstition Danny believes is sung by Stevie Wonder. Danny speaks Hindi, he learned it to give a speech at a wedding.

7:44 – Danny takes calls about superstitions. First up, don’t marry a blonde girl. Danny knows he’s silly for good looking girls. Second: If you go in the ocean before Memorial Day and after Labor Day you get polio. Third: A woman who won’t put her feet on the floor when there’s a shark on TV because it’ll attack from under the sofa. Danny is terrified of sharks; he scared himself when diving in muddy waters. Fourth: Never give a handbag to someone without money in it, Shila believes in that too. Fifth: Never leave a loaf of bread upside down.

7:51 – Danny is a licensed skipper on sailboats up to 50 tons. Nautical superstitions: Never name a boat after a person, dumping champagne into the ocean for Poseidon when changing the names of boats. After changing the name of his boat he ran his boat ashore. Sixth superstition is to take a bite of the heart of the first deer you kill or you’ll never kill again. Danny’s taken big bites of the hearts of many animals. Now his ex wife took a big bite of his wallet. Danny talks about Liver Eating Johnson. Winner of the Crue tickets? Polio caller!

8:07 – Danny wants to talk about people who have dated crazy people on the internet. Club Risqué is having a Craig’s List singles mixer November 26th at 9PM.  Shila thinks that internet dating is only for fat people.

8:12 – First up is a woman who slept with a guy whose name she didn’t know and he ended up stealing money from her. She’s a tramp and she’s tall. Danny likes tall tramps.

8:16 – A dude calls in to talk about his happy marriage to a girl he met on the internet. Danny’s more interested in the easy girl who was before him. Danny is addicted to MySpace, be his friend here at his official site. Don’t fall for the imposters! Another caller takes too long to get to the point, Danny loses interest. GONE! Fourth caller had a hot and heavy who sent him videos of her with other girls. Danny doesn’t understand why he let the girl go. 

8:31 – More calls about internet hookups. Shila’s had some experience with MySpace, but won’t meet men online; she doesn’t want to chat with fellas on AIM. She got turned off when a man sent her shirtless photos of himself once. Not the way to pick up Shila. When Danny gets naked photos from a girl he can’t get to her fast enough, he’s got no standards. Metro did the drive by to pick up a girl once and kept going.

8:36 – Danny takes more calls about internet relationships. One soldier met a girl online who spread herself over the hood of his truck on their first night and they’re still together. Another man met a psycho on the internet and married her. Danny collects psychos like baseball cards. One girl met a great guy and was having fun until they went to a club and he only paid his cover.

8:40 – On Danny’s first date with Amy she came back from the bathroom to discuss payment of the bill and the waitress said ‘It’s alright, your father already paid.’

8:42 – Next up is a guy who met a girl in an AOL chatroom and she moved in the next day. It took eight months to get her out. That’s a keeper to Danny. Last call is from a guy who went to a woman’s house and learned that the photo he thought looks like Sissy Spacek, but when he got there she looked more like Imogene Coca. Danny's excited because he's the only one in the room who knows who Imogene Coca is. Some dudes wouldn’t have cared, like Danny.  

8:48 -  Who wins the tickets? The girl who was robbed by her online boyfriend. She’s adamant about meeting Danny, he won’t be there. However he will be at Club Risque on the 26th.

8:57 – Danny welcomes Brian ‘Nasty Boy’ Knobbs from HHCW to the show. Brian gives an update on what’s going on with the show. Brian was born in Allentown, but lives in Tampa now and goes on an extreme tangent about the Tampa Rays. Brian starts to lose his breath as he goes on about the Eagles. Expect to hear a lot of Brian on the show in the future.

9:13 – NEWS: Edward Anderton, ‘Clyde’, from Philly’s Bonnie & Clyde was sentenced to four years in federal prison. Danny’s girlfriend has had her identity stolen…twice! It’s not easy to recover from. A man in North Alabama was hit by eight train cars and lived. Retired Soul Train host Don Cornelius was charged with domestic violence over the weekend. Danny used to work with the guy that replaced Don Cornelius on Soul Train. Nice guy but has trouble reading teleprompters. Kendra Wilkinson from The Girls Next Door uncomfortable with people being able to see her naked? Shila doesn’t understand her new nickname of ‘Cobweb Pants.’ What does Danny likes about his girlfriend Amy? She stands up to him. Would he let her pose in Playboy? Yes, if he got the money. Shila thinks that nudity belongs to the relationship she's in, not to magazine readers.

9:35 – Caller Jim from Fishtown: Danny bought him a beer Friday night. Some dude that looked like the Groton’s fisherman gave Danny some Eisenhower silver dollars and Danny dug that because he likes coins. Danny found out he can’t expense Friday’s outrageous bar tab. Joyce was at the bar on Friday night calls in, she’s got piercings in her face and she offered herself to Danny. Was the offer for Danny and his girlfriend or just Danny? Joyce is willing to take him anyway she can get him. Amy doesn’t share, so Joyce has to move on. Danny asks for Joyce’s number, Amy won’t live forever.

9:42 – Carlos Mencia  comes in; he thinks Danny belongs in mornings. Carlos is going to be at the Tower in Upper Darby on the 21st. Carlos is blown away by the cycles of Danny’s life. There’s a video of naked Danny floating around? Maybe it’s Danny on the Carlos Mencia Show? Danny explains the naked video.

9:47 – Danny had an altercation with a friend of Mencia’s on HHCW. Danny never passes up a challenge to teabag a dwarf or to get naked in front of a girl.

9:50 – Carlos is interested as to why Shila doesn’t put out. She imagines her mother on the foot of the bed telling her to wait until marriage. Carlos thinks Shila needs to whore out, she thinks that time has passed.

Listen to the interview here - 

6:01 – Danny is 2 ½ cats into his nine lives. Last night Danny, Metro, and Shila stopped on the way to a station party at Mad River. Danny was a gentleman opened a door for a very attractive  woman, who said a dramatic ‘Oh my God!’ when seeing Danny. While Danny and Metro went into the store Danny’s girlfriend Amy predicted to Shila that Danny’s reaction would be to tell Amy that he could have the girl, which he does, and was met with a hit to the face by Amy. It was LOUD. Danny calls it ‘Getting hit in the brainstem.’

6:07 – Metro thinks that too many brainstem hits from Amy have caused Danny to have a short attention span. Danny likes being kept on short leash. Danny knows that Amy owns him.

6:10 – Danny is confident that the girl at the store wouldn’t have rejected him because he doesn’t put himself in the position to get turned down, the ball is in the girl’s court. 

6:13 – Initially Danny didn’t think that a 26 year-old girlfriend was right for him because of his age. He likes her grungy look, she’s not high maintenance. Danny’s great joke: What has five arms and likes chicks? The Indigo Girls and the drummer from Def Leppard!

6:30 – Before the show Danny was working out in the studio, it’s filled with weights and boxing equipment. What put’s Danny’s workouts over the top is Metro’s impression of Mickey from Rocky. It gets Danny in the mood to burn fat and punch harder.

6:34 – Danny reads a story about a nudist resort celebration. Danny doesn’t like taking vacations however Amy wanted to take some time off and his girlfriend booked a trip to Mexico. The brochure said there were some clothing optional areas, when they got there it was clearly a swingers resort. Danny loved it, Amy not so much. A mature woman with no clothing on came up to Amy at the swim-up bar tried to comfort Amy. Danny told Amy they could check out to make her more comfortable, but they stayed the night and watched some swapping at the hotel’s disco.

6:40 - Then they walked over to check out the Jacuzzi and there was a ‘pile of sex’. People were stacked like Lincoln Logs. What he thought was a fantasy turned out to be an image that he can never wash from his brain.

6:51 – Wrestling legend Rob Van Dam from HHCW is on the phone. Danny was really impressed with Rob’s wrestling style, he flies like a helicopter. Danny was inspired by Rob’s abilities and wanted to use some high flying moves on the show, but the judges wouldn’t let him. Rob talks about the choreography and decisions made in the ring to entertain the fans. See Rob and Danny together this Saturday at 8pm on CMT!

7:24 – 76ers Dancers Melanie, Chanelle, and Jessica are in the studio to promote their first ever 76ers Dancers 2009 Swimsuit Calendar. Danny starts talking about Chanelle’s six-pack abs and cardio workouts. The Calendar release party is tonight. Shila has always wanted to be a 76ers Dancer, but never tried out. She was a cheerleader/dancer in High School and College. Try outs are in July, Shila needs to get back in dancing shape. Metro just wants to watch the try outs. Danny is getting friendly with the girls. Will Metro try out for the team? Danny sizes Metro up at a size 9-11. Shila says he’s a 9. 

7:33 – 17 dancers, 12 months…who didn’t make the calendar and why? Danny thinks Jessica is a ‘bad girl.’ She doesn’t disagree. The way men treat them in public as 76ers Dancers. It means more attention, but men are well behaved. Danny's fantasy is to have the girls pillowfight in panties. 

7:48 – New segment: Whoresmopolitan! Danny amazed at all the bad stuff that’s in Cosmo magazine. He loves it. Today's topic: A survey of men about the best sex they've had. First answer: He was really into me. When Shila is horny enough to actually have sex, her previous boyfriends didn’t meet her needs and leave her hanging. 76 percent of men have admitted to having sex with a woman they didn’t like. Metro would do it. Danny’s done it. 

7:59 – Danny suggests more read Cosmopolitan, it’s the other team’s playbook. Who are the ‘experts’ in Cosmo? Shila has a habit of inviting boys over to get to third base and then shut them down. She’d lead many men down the road to sex only to put up the road block at the last minute. She believes that men assume too much. Danny runs through the bases. The sweetest sound to his ears is the snap of opening a girl’s jeans.

8:07 – Second answer: The woman pounces the man. Danny always assumes he’s getting sex. Shila needs to be tipsy to pounce her man. Danny’s glad that she does put out. Third answer: Positions. Shila’s not comfortable with taking control. Fourth Answer: The setting. Shila says the kitchen table. She’s never done it in a car. The boys are surprised. She’s worried about being caught.

8:20 – Danny talks about John Wayne Bobbitt’s challenge to fight.

8:23 – Bobbitt is on the line, Danny doesn’t have time for the obvious jokes, it’s time to talk fighting. Bobbitt’s a slow talker. Danny is 12-0 with 10 KO’s. Bobbitt wants a challenge. If he beats Levy then Danny will talk fighting with him. Danny WILL fight Bobbitt, but not in a boxing ring. He’ll take it to the street because Bobbitt hits women. Danny’s ready to go NOW. He’s invited Bobbitt to come to the station today and get to fighting immediately.

8:28 – Danny’s had six broken noses, taking a punch doesn’t hurt so much. Danny figures that his face will break Bobbitt’s hand and he’ll miss his fight with Levy this weekend. It’s taken less than a week on the air for Danny to get into a fistfight.

8:32 – Fight promoter Damon Feldman calls in to talk about Danny’s challenge to Bobbitt. Danny wants to ruin Bobbitt’s weekend, but it could cost Feldman, Danny’s friend, lots of money. Danny can’t pass up the challenge. Maybe Danny will fight Bobbitt tomorrow if Bobbit doesn’t show up at the station today. He’s not backing down from a wife beater. 

8:38 – Danny’s gonna send Bobbitt to hell. Damon’s not getting Danny’s point of view. He’s the new guy in Philly, he’s not going to be the chump. 

 8:45 – Danny takes a call from a concerned fan of the show that doesn’t want to see Danny baited into fights with hotheads trying to make a name for themselves. Danny explains that there's more to the show than fboxing matches and street fights, and we'll get back to the fun.

8:55 – A caller loved Breaking Bonaduce. Danny’s never watched one episode of the show. Danny talks about his kids, being a good dad and living away from his little girl. He’s got a flexible schedule and he’ll be seeing more of them soon. He gets to miss her or feed her and providing is more important. Danny’s got a lot of people that depend on him and his daughter understands what he’s doing in Philly.

8:58 – Another calls says not to bother with Bobbitt. Where is Danny drinking tonight? He’s taking suggestion. Rotten Ralph’s at 2nd and Chestnut. The show will get into the topic ‘Where Are We Drinking’ before 10.

9:16 – Danny talks about partying with Billy Idol. Danny ruined an interview with Tom Hanks because he got star struck. The most famous person Shila’s ever interviewed was Dave Coulier from Full House. Danny wants to take calls for suggestions about ‘Where Are We Drinking’. Shila might have to skip it because she has to see her mom and move into her new apartment.

9:21 – Danny keeps calling Shila by the name of Shana. Danny takes a call about the Levy fight and suggests going back to Mad River tonight for 'Where Are We Drinking.'

9:23 – Danny has a great collection of belt buckles, and his boots make a lot of noise when he walks. He’ll never sneak up on anyone.

9:34 – Danny takes calls from suggestions for The Irish Pol, Delilah's,  and Triumph Brewing Company. Danny takes a complaint call because he MENTIONED Detroit.

9:44 – Danny was asked for a divorce on his one-year anniversary of being sober. It came to him that he wasn’t an alcoholic; he just didn’t like his wife.

9:51 - Where Are We Drinking Tonight? Rotten Ralph's! Look for Danny after 7PM.

9:52 - Danny's Final Thought: For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. Somewhere in Detroit a radio host is taking a complaint call about mentioning Philadelphia.

7:49 – Danny’s boss Andy Bloom comes on the air. Danny busts some stones about long days , e-mails and that Andy lost his voice while on an extremely long phone call. Gibbons checks in while giving away Slack’s hoagies. 

8:04 – Bumblefoot from Guns N’ Roses is in the studio. He’s from Brooklyn, Bumblefoot thinks he sounds like ALF. Danny asks if Chinese Democracy is worth the wait. Why it took so long. Danny thought he was a boring dude, until he looked up  Bumblefoot’s website and the biography he wrote. How he got the name Bumblefoot. Life before Guns N’ Roses and playing on stage with Axl. Bumblefoot loves Danny on Hulk Hogan's Celebrity Championship Wrestling. Bumblefoot talks about great new porn movies. Cougar movies. 

8:26 – Misconceptions about Axl. Does Axl do drugs? Not around Bumblefoot. Danny’s girlfriend gets crushes on rock stars, he got a Marc Bolan tattoo on his should because she liked T. Rex so much. Bumblefoot wants Danny to get a Bumblefoot tattoo. Chinese Democracy is coming out November 23rd. How he got involved with Axl, touring with the band.

8:35 – Dealing with the album leak and the next wave of technology in music. 

8:41 – Bumblefoot has a solo CD coming out soon. Check it out here.
Bumblefoot in studio part 1 - 
Bumblefoot in studio part 2 -   
 

8:49 – Bumblefoot is still saying goodbye. Danny doesn’t practice what he says, it’s lying if you do. Danny talks about the Levy fight and other boxing matches. Danny loves boxing, but it’s a good boxer. Streetfights vs. Boxing. Levy is fighting John Wayne Bobbit soon. The Levy fight was mayhem.

9:02 –Bobbit wants to fight Danny now. Danny accepts. What about Vai Sikehema? Not so quick, he’s actually good at boxing.

9:13 – Jean-Claude Van Damme on the phone! He’s in Thailand filming a movie. Danny loved Bloodsport. Danny used to teach for the guy that Jean-Claude’s Bloodsport character was based on. Jean-Claude’s new movie. The Muscles from Brussels is all natural. Danny thinks Jeane-Claude would make a good Governor of California. The move that impresses Danny the most? The famous splits.

9:36 – The girls of Club Risque come in. Danny VERY excited. Will Shila make out with one of them? She’s full of excuses. Danny can’t concentrate with the girls in the studio. Danny's fired up to learn he can smoke at Club  Risque. 

 
9:56 – Danny’s Final Thought: Don’t judge a book by it’s cover. No matter how skinny, how scrawny. If he says ‘I got it’, he’s got it. 

6:00 - Danny is out of breath because he ran to work with hand weights and has perfected the art of smoking cigarettes while running with hand weights. Danny doesn't like running on cobblestone, Shila finds it tough to walk on in heals. Danny's got impressions! He can do any an impression of any celebrity.... with throat cancer. There was lots of TV coverage on Danny's first day on on the air.

6:12 - Danny also got write ups in the Daily News and the Inquirer. Shila's a vegetarian. Instead of cheesesteaks she orders cheese on a hoagie roll. A Philly.com writer did not like Danny's appearance at Sunday's Eagle's game and another e-mail segment. Danny wants to have a conversation with the Inquirer's John Gonzalez.

6:33 - Yesterday Danny was deflated that he got as far as 8th Street without anyone asking for the Chickie & Pete's crabs he walked out of the station with...Until Danny ran into listeners standing out of his building, waiting to give away the crab.

6:43 - Danny is sending Gibbons out to 4th and Market with crabs to make it a success. What's Danny going to give away on the walk home today? A new 94WYSP Danny Bonaduce shirt off his back and he'll continue the walk shirtless. Mark, a driver for Power Window & Doors, is the first person to ask Gibbons for Danny's crabs.

7:10 - NEWS: Sarah Palin iswaiting for the next open door in her political career. Danny doesn't see her doing much. Inauguration tickets are on eBay even though the tickets are free. Danny is curious about security of the event. In Upper Darby a police bust of the world's dumbest criminals for marijuana, guns, stolen police badges and Nazi uniforms. Danny's never seen a Nazi in Upper Darby.

7:29 - One of Shila's roommates has accused her of taking money that she didn't which lead to a day of tense drama. Danny thinks Shila is longwinded and needs to cut to good stuff. Shila's friend won't let her in the house, and when she does get into the house there's an apartment meeting with tears and accusations. Shila gets to stay, but the friend says she'll be treated differently. Danny wants to talk to the friend. Danny would have rescued Shila. Danny thinks the mysterious third roommate probably did it, because money just doesn't disappear. Some callers think she did, others defend her. Danny thinks Shila needs to move out and move in with her.

7:53 - Danny wants to have this resolved before the show is over so Shila can get her stuff from her current apartment. Danny's willing to help Shila get her own place too. Shila's worried that if she leaves it makes her look guilty. During the break Shila got a text from someone she doesn't know, one about a dog eating money and another inviting her to stay with them.

8:05 - Danny talks about Shila's boney ass and she calls him a 'roid head. Metro brings up the NBC 10 Lori Delgado/Vince DeMentri story.  They dated and had a bad break up.  Danny knows he's  had worse.

8:29 - Danny takes calls on bad breakups and Danny tells a great story about being shot by his ex shot him when he was 17. 


8:37 - Morris had one hell of a break up that leads to his boat at the bottom of the Gulf of Mexico.

8:51 - Danny has predicted that he'll cheat on his girlfriend Amy before her 27th birthday. All women think they can change Danny.

8:57 - Danny's upset that one caller didn't beat up the 'friend' that he caught with his wife. Danny believes that if the guys fight, they can be friends again, but would never look the girl in the eye again.

9:10 - One ex put Icy Hot in Danny's boxers, it was not a comfortable hospital visit for Mr. Bonaduce.

 9:16 - NEWS: South St. Bridge is being replaced, Spencer and Heidi from The Hills will appear on How I Met Your Mother. Danny doesn't like The Hills. Oprah is retiring in 2011. Danny plans on renewing in 2011.

9:37 - Danny is going to give away the brand new Danny Bonaduce Show/94 WYSP t-shirt right off his back to the first person that stops him on the street and asks for it. Shila thinks Danny is toowilling to take his shirt off. Danny agrees that a clean t-shirt might be better to give away.

9:54 - You can write Danny an e-mail!  Danny@94wysp.com