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Danny Bonaduce 04/30/09
6:02 – Yesterday Danny’s fiancée Amy spent the evening furnishing the house. She also put his outfit together, laid out five quarters for his iced tea, and while walking him to the door this morning she brought up that the Philly Friction party is the same night as the Hatton vs. Pacquiao and she’s torn. Danny’s mind was made up: Friction party! Amy’s cool with that. Metro’s girlfriend wasn’t so understanding of his desire to attend the party. She’s not willing to commit, so it could be a game time decision on Saturday night. Shila’s boyfriend has NO interest in going to the party. If Metro gets to watch what are the rules? How close can he get and can he give direction? What is proper voyeur etiquette? Watching would probably lead to some horniness, is that the goal? Connie, a 40 year-old swinger, calls to say that anyone that watches will be sexually charged. She’s been doing it for almost 20 years and loved every minute of it.
6:35 – SPORTS: Orlando Magic center Dwight Howard won’t be playing against the Sixers tonight because he’ll be serving a one-game suspension for throwing an elbow at Samuel Dalembert. The Phillies had their winning streak snapped by the Nationals. Danny was cheering his heart out watching Cole Hamels pitch last night. It was a replay of Monday’s game. Danny can time travel! Flyers center Mike Richards said his late-season scoring slump had nothing to do with his injured shoulders, which will both be surgically repaired.
6:53 – Respect Is Earned MMA league owner David Dussault is on the show. It’s his goal to make REI the largest MMA promoter on the East Coast and thinks it’s the future. They have an event tonight, the Brotherly Love Brawl at the Greater Philadelphia Expo Center in Oaks, PA. 10-0 fighter Paul Bradley hops on the line. It’s not easy to go undefeated in MMA. He attributes his record to hard work and luck, usually he wins by TKO.
7:09 – News with Shila:
Organizers of Philadelphia's annual professional bicycle race say the event will be held this summer as planned. A $500,000 budget shortfall had threatened the June 7 TD Bank Philadelphia International Cycling Championship. Pro Cycling Tour president and event co-founder David Chauner says two new sponsors have come through, making it possible to continue the event. The sponsors have not been announced.
14-year-old girl was placed in protective custody during a raid in which four exotic dancers were arrested by Akron police vice officers. The club is not licensed as a sexually oriented business. Vice officers said they saw the 14-year-old dancing topless. She did not have contact with customers.
The World Health Organization on Wednesday raised its pandemic alert to 5, its second-highest level, warning of widespread human infection from the swine flu outbreak that originated in Mexico. This does not mean that pandas might get sick. The pork industry is not happy with the name ‘swine flu’ and they’re pushing for a change in name for it.
A New York woman has filed a lawsuit against a wedding guest for ruining her special day for life after announcing she had been sleeping with the groom. Sandrina Purdum had tied the knot with groom Harold Purdum last September and Sandrina said that her husband's former boss, Jennifer Angevine, had accused her of 'f- - -ing up' things Harold by tying the knot with him. Danny doesn’t know anyone that stopped a wedding mid-ceremony, but he does know two people who were stood up at the altar. He was a runaway groom when he left the girl that shot him standing at the altar on their wedding day.
7:31 – Who Would Win In A Fight: Bruce Springsteen vs. Tony Danza? Who’s the ‘Boss?’ Edition
Metro takes Bruce Springsteen because he’s the Boss from Jersey, he has energy and stamina from playing 2 ½ hour shows and Danza played a house keeper on television. Danny loves Bruce Springsteen, but has to go with Danza because he’s got professional boxing experience and he’s from the mean streets of Brooklyn. Shila runs down Danza’s professional record, he also got a scholarship to wrestle in college, Bruce is born to run, not born to fight!
7:37 – Brady calls to say that Shila stole his thunder, Danza has a history of violence and Bruce doesn’t. Sheila calls in to say that Bruce’s underbite would lock into Danza and help him win. Andy calls to say that Danza would win even though he was on a wimpy show. Tim calls to say that Danza would in, but Bruce could get Little Steven to put some bullet in Danza’s head. Frank calls to say that Bruce might be afraid of breaking his hand which he’d need to play guitar. Shelly picks Danza too
7:50 – Mike calls to pick Danza. Dave calls to take Danza too because of his ‘Keep On Truckin’’ tattoo. Shila didn’t hear him correctly and freaked out a bit making Danny laugh. Maureen takes Bruce because of the cool factor. Ron was going to go with Springsteen, but he likes to vote against Metro, so he’s taking Danza. Frank met both and picks Danza hands down. Lisa is on Team Danza because her uncle got into a fight with Danza and got his cheek bones and nose fixed. Tony takes Bruce because he could pay to have Danza killed with all the cash he has. Howard takes Danza because there’s a sexual move called the Tony Danza. Look it up because you’re not going to read about it here. Adding up the votes Danza wins the phones 21-5 and 49% of the text vote. Danny declares Danza the winner!
8:07 – Entertainment News:
Scarlett Johansson's killer cleavage has topped a new TV celebration of Hollywood's best breasts. Danny’s a big fan of Selma Hayek’s chest. He also believes that Jessica Simpson isn’t as talented or good looking as they hype the surrounded her, but she is as stupid.
1. Scarlett Johansson
2. Salma Hayek
3. Halle Berry
4. Jessica Simpson
5. Jennifer Love Hewitt
A smiling Christina Applegate graces the cover of People magazine's "Most Beautiful" issue. The 37-year-old actress, who recently battled breast cancer, certainly has much to celebrate: She says she's finally found her "perfect type" in her new beau, Dutch musician Martyn Lenoble. Applegate had a double mastectomy last July and reconstructive surgery months later. Christina Applegate. If scar tissue makes you hot, then Seal is the sexiest.
Sean Penn has filed for legal separation from wife Robin Wright Penn. In the papers, filed by Penn on Friday, April 24, in Marin County, Calif., the actor cites “irreconcilable differences” as the reason for the split.
Hugh Jackman reprised his superhero role for X-Men Origins: Wolverine and made sure he was properly psyched up for his challenging days on-set. In a bid to find Wolverine's inner anger Jackman forced himself to take an ice-cold shower - and keep quiet during the excruciating experience. Danny isn’t so certain that Hugh got his body in shape naturally; he probably had some under the counter help.
8:30 – Danny has a list of 8 People That Will Ruin Your Party. Throwing a party is a lot of work, so it's a real disappointment when somebody you invited ruins it. Here's 8 types of people to watch out for before you make your next invite list.
8. Person Who Insists On Cleaning Up Your Party While It's Still Going On
That’s Shila. She’d get nervous while throwing parties at her house, spend most of the time cleaning, then sneak off to the bathroom to funnel beer to catch up with everyone else.
7. Guy Who Gets Wasted In The First Hour
Danny thinks that guy can be the party starter because he’ll fall asleep early and you get to draw on his face with markers! That’s Metro because he’s a lightweight.
6. Person Who Only Knows You
Danny feels like that sometimes, but when he goes to a party or a bar EVERYONE knows who he is though. So he’ll always have someone to talk to.
5. Girl Who Starts Crying
Shila’s usually the consoling friend. Danny thinks they’re a huge mark. Just listen, understand and throw in a small dash of disdain and she opens up.
4. Person Who Just Got Dumped By Their Girlfriend/Boyfriend
Danny’s only been the crying guy once, when he found out his best friend was sleeping with his girlfriend.
3. Creepy Dude Who Tries To Bang Chicks At The Very End Of The Party
That’s EVERY guy! Chasing big girls takes persistence though.
2. Couple Who Brings Their Baby
Who brings babies to parties? Crying and diaper changing that’s too much hassle. Someone might spike a baby on football Sunday too, that’s dangerous. s
1. The Politics Guy
Danny hates that guy even if he agrees with Danny.
Not on the list: The Arsonist, The Cocaine Freak, Drunken Party Girl Who Doesn’t Put Out. Danny knows all sort of sterno tricks, but he’s not sharing them. He doesn't want you blowing up his parties.
9:04 – Susan Barnett from CBS3 is on the show now. She works on three newscasts a day at 4pm, 6pm, and 11pm. Mastering the teleprompter and reading the news in a conversational manner took time, but she’s working non-stop. Always paying attention to what’s going on in the world. Swine Flu is the big story today. It’s tough to read stories that involve harm to children, as a mother. She has a 2 year-old at home, a son named Blaise.
Danny will be manning the phones at CBS3 tonight for their Call for the Cure which raises money for battling breast cancer. Research and early detection are saving lives every day. As a smoker Danny is worried that by the time an x-ray picks up cancer it will be too late. Susan just interviewed a woman who found out she had cancer just before her wedding; which put some of the small things, like cocktail napkins for the reception, back in perspective. After this interview Susan will go home to her son, take a nap, and get ready to do the news. She used to get up quite early while working other shifts, but it was tough waking up so early in the morning.
9:36 – News with Shila:
Philadelphia will unveil Greenworks Philadelphia Wednesday, an ambitious plan to become the greenest city in the country by 2015. The plan lists 15 targets, covering everything from trash to transit to trees, including lowering city government's energy consumption by 30 percent, reducing greenhouse gas emissions by 20 percent, and reducing vehicle miles traveled by 10 percent. Danny decided that he’s going to recycle after watching a special on the earth and recycling last night
A federal judge has awarded a former Army Special Forces commander nearly $500,000 because she was rejected from a job at the Library of Congress while undergoing a sex change from man to woman. Diane Schroer of Alexandria applied for the terrorism analyst job while still a man named David Schroer. He was offered the job, but the offer was pulled after he told a library official that he was having surgery to change his gender. U.S. District Judge James Robertson ruled Tuesday that Miss Schroer was entitled to $491,190 in back pay and damages because of sex discrimination. Anti-terrorism seems pretty important these days. Mental clarity might be good for a job like that.
A bride-to-be in Rome, Italy dumped her fiance after finding a scandalous photo of him on Facebook. The woman found a picture of her fiance on his Facebook profile nestling his head between a girl's naked breasts just days before their wedding. So she decided to plaster hundreds of posters of the photo all around the block where the fiance worked. He’s the smart one here. He got laid and doesn’t have to marry a crazy girl now!
A woman was charged with aggravated assault with a weapon — her teeth — after allegedly biting off part of her boyfriend's lip in a domestic dispute on Sunday night. Aubrey Joyce Garcia, 27, remained in the Tom Green County Jail on Tuesday with bail set at $30,000. Danny did this once by accident, he was sharing food with a girl in a cute way and realized that he was hurting her when he couldn’t bit through the gum they were splitting.
9:55 – Danny sent some text messages to Spike while he was sleeping, so Spike write him back, but Danny had no idea what Spike was responding to. It was probably Amy that wrote Spike about running the Art Museum steps. She likes to play little tricks on Danny with his phone.
Danny Bonaduce 4/29/09
6:02 – Danny has decided to stop doing anything nice for anyone ever again. It just gets him yelled at. Danny got yelled at for two things, twice for the same thing even! Yesterday Danny gave away Bruce Springsteen tickets at 8:30 yesterday and realized that he hadn’t spent enough time with his mom before she leaves for Los Angeles at 10:01, which got him in hot water with the radio strategists of WYSP. Metro got scolded too because he’s the producer, but Danny stepped in to explain that it was a last minute idea and it wasn’t Metro’s fault. That got Danny another tongue lashing from a different boss. He’s too old to be reprimanded and lectured.
6:12 – On his walk home Danny was a Good Samaritan and helped a young lady bartender he knows by carrying a bag for her that was heavy enough to be a dead body. When he got home he didn’t mention the kind gesture to Amy. He was smoking a cigarette in the window the bartender, Jess, started shouting to him from the street. Danny then introduces Amy to Jess. When they got back in the house Amy started in on Danny for knowing who Jess was. While getting an earful of angry fiancée it crossed Danny’s mind to ask Jess if he could move in, or jump out of the window. That’s when he realized it was a bad day.
6:33 – SPORTS: Cole Hamels did not leave the Phillies' 7-1 win over Washington immediately after spraining his left ankle in the fifth inning last night. Maybe Danny is a bad luck charm for Cole. Elbow inflamation, getting hit by a batted ball, and now the ankle. Danny denies he's the jinx. Others in the room aren't so certain. The Sixers dropped Game 5 to the Magic. Cocaine fan and New York Giants legend Lawrence Taylor may have his life story turned into a movie.
6:45 – Replay of Danny’s stalker Kathy who called yesterday to give her an update.
Danny’s stalker, Kathy, is on the phone. She has shrines dedicated to Danny, covering her bathroom mirror with 200 photo of Danny, lots of Partridge Family memorabilia, and pasted a photo of his face on a statue of the Virgin Mary. Danny wants to know her big confession. She got his address and phone number illegally when he lived in Illinois. As a stalker it’s her job. She needs to be looking for his Philly address. She thinks she can fly and dresses up as ‘Lady Catherine.’ She ate dog food and baby food for five weeks when Kathy lived in Danny’s garage. Now she’s saying that Danny made her live in a dog cage. She wants help from Danny, but if he gives her travel plans it’s not really stalking anymore. There’s no hunt going on. So which one is crazy, Danny or Kathy?
7:07 – News with Shila:
Four probable cases of swine flu have been identified among University of Delaware students this evening, according to an alert on the university's website. Danny didn’t mean to trivialize the Swine Flu yesterday, but it’s not going to run rampant like the black plague. When SARS was running wild Danny was sitting next to Jessica Simpson on a plane, then Nick Lachey walked on and asked to switch seats with him so he could sit next to Simpson. That’s when a violently ill man sat next to Danny. So he threatened to punch Nick in the face if he got SARS.
On Tuesday, Philadelphia police officer Richard Decoatsworth, 23, now with the Highway Patrol, was involved in another risky confrontation when a man charged him and tried to take his service weapon. The pistol discharged in the struggle and the attacker might have been hit. Later, the man, whose family said was schizophrenic, was shot and killed when he tried to take another officer's gun.
The organizers of Philadelphia's professional bicycle race gave Mayor Nutter a private update on Tuesday on their last-minute efforts to secure funding for the 25th running of the cycling event. Danny doesn’t ride bicycles to go up heels; he does ride his bike around the art museum in spandex shorts and cowboy boots. HOT!
Cincinnati police have a new ally in their fight against crime, whether they want it or not. He calls himself Shadowhare, and he wears a mask and a cape to conceal his true identity. He's Cincinnati's own version of a superhero fighting crime and injustice where he finds it. "We help enforce the law by doing what we can in legal standards, so we carry handcuffs, pepper spray … all the legal weapons," said Shadowhare. "We will do citizen's arrests. We will intervene on crimes if there is one happening in front of us." This is something Danny will ignore because he’s a grown up.
7:35 – Danny wants to play the Name Game with Sixers players, using first and last names to create a chain of famous names. An example would be: Andre Miller = Steve Miller, Steven Speilberg, Steven Stills.
Joe vs. Brandon: Lou Williams = Lou Gerhig, Louie Armstrong, Lou Whitaker.
Joey vs. Mike: Jason Smith = Jason Williams, Jason Giambi, Jason Statham, Jason Bateman, Jason Priestly.
7:51 – Kate Flannery, who plays Merideth on The Office is on the line; she was born and raised in Philly. Her family owns a bar (TA Flannery's) in downtown Philadelphia. She just wrapped up the 5th season of The Office, not bad for a girl who got cut from Al Albert’s Showcase. This week’s episode has Merideth going too far on a casual Friday. Shila is a Scranton native, where the show is set, and met Kate when she as sloppy drunk on Halloween. Shila was drunk, not Kate. Years ago Kate did the Real Live Brady Bunch stage show in Chicago with Danny, but he doesn’t remember because he was the office drunk. Kate’s character has a habit of taking her shirt off on screen, which prompted a letter from her father asking her to stop taking her clothes off. That’s not gonna stop her!
8:05 – Entertainment News:
The Supreme Court ruled today that the Federal Communications Commission can hit TV networks with massive fines for broadcasting even a single obscene word. Seems appropriate to Danny, but why fine the network and not the offender if he’s not employed by the network.
Julia Roberts is a pretty woman ... with a dirty mouth. At a Film Society of Lincoln Center event honoring Tom Hanks, the Oscar-winning actress dropped the F-bomb so many times we lost count, turning an otherwise classy evening into something out of a Comedy Central roast. "Well, it's late and I'm paying my baby-sitter overtime," Roberts (r.) began. "So Tom, everybody f-ing likes you. All my bits are gone. So what can I tell you that's new? Tom Hanks, what the f-?" She overdid it for Danny. It went from funny to unfunny quick.
Frank Stallone says he and a reality-show crew will be in town May 30 at Lincoln High School for a Class of 1969 reunion and a party to say goodbye to the school, which is being torn down to welcome a new school. If it wasn’t for Danny then Sly Stallone might not have the size he has now….what could that mean?
8:27 – Lisa, Gina, and Amy, the Philly Friction girls, are in the studio. They’re not swingers or sex party planners, but they’re a thinly veiled group. They don’t allow single men at their events, and there’s no sex there, but what happens afterward is up to the members. They have sex charged parties once a month for hip couples. Things get very hot and the atmosphere allows the ladies to get relaxed and lower their inhibitions. They screen members and are discriminating when it comes to height/weight ratio. They’re throwing a party in Exton this Saturday, Danny would love to attend.
One of the girls, Gina, who is bisexual and was intrigued by what she heard about the parties. She’s now a hostess for the parties making sure new couples are comfortable. They like to have themes for their parties. Jackie Joy, one of the girls that was supposed to come in to talk about PhillyFriction.com, is on the phone because she thought the interview was at 8 tonight. This weekend they’ll be crowning the King and Queen of Swing. Would Shila attend? She might, just because she goes there doesn’t mean she has to put out with someone she doesn’t know.
8:40 – Mike calls to complain that as a single man he can’t participate. Danny counters by saying all he has to do is find a girl that wants to go, but doesn’t necessarily go home with him. Another Mike calls to see if he fits the bill, he’s worried that the standards will be too high for he and his wife. Not quite.
One of the Friction girls gets a little quiet when Shila asks her about threesome experiences at the parties. No kissing and telling? Could Metro finally have his chance to watch another couple? Only if his girlfriend is willing to go to the party, there would be plenty of couples ready to put on a show. Jackie has a blast at the parties, takes her boyfriend, and enjoys the carnival of sex. Dumper calls to ask if the parties are anything like Club Kama Sutra. Yes, but there’s no sex on the party floor.
9:03 – Metro’s girlfriend is on the phone. She doesn’t sound so happy. She thinks that he’s a freak, but will she accompany him to fulfill his fantasy and watch another couple? It makes her uncomfortable. What does she want that he hasn’t done yet? Nothing. Shila understands where Aimee is coming from. She doesn’t want him taking another girl, but doesn’t want to go herself. She wants to discuss it further. Shila was contemplating going, she’s curious about the parties, but isn’t going for the sole reason to watch others have sex. She doesn’t think that her boyfriend Sean would be comfortable going. Another Amy calls in to say that she’d go if her husband asked her, but this weekend she has a funeral to go to. So she can’t go with Metro.
9:31 – News with Shila:
Veteran Pennsylvania Sen. Arlen Specter switched from the Republican to the Democratic Party on Tuesday, saying he has found himself increasingly "at odds with the Republican philosophy." Danny would have voted for the Bush & Specter ticket. Danny thinks that rather than switch parties he should have gone independent if you differ with your party’s policies.
Gov. Rendell does not Twitter and therefore the Twitter.com/edrendell account is not his, says Rendell spokesman Chuck Ardo. Also fake is a Twitter page claiming to be Mayor Nutter, city spokeswoman Maura Kennedy has confirmed. This is asking for trouble. Politicians with power aren’t ones to be messed with.
It's been a busy first 100 days for President Barack Obama. He's tackling a steep recession, health care, and global warming. The president begins his 100th day in office by flying to St. Louis for a town hall meeting.
The Hermitage Hotel has afternoon tea in the grand lobby. A presidential suite with 2,000 square feet. And a really nice toilet. So nice, in fact, that it's been voted America's best restroom.
9:51 – Spike likes to keep the lights on in bed, but not too bright, and a little noise. Spike has a long torso, Danny buckles his belt at his chest. Spike doesn’t understand the outrage of Swine Flu. He’s not worried about getting it.
Danny Bonaduce Show 04/28/09
6:02 – It’s news to Shila’s family that she goes to bed early because she works mornings. She received many late night phone calls from relatives. Danny thinks today could be a horrible day. Danny had an argument with his fiancée Amy last night and won. Unfortunately it was that he is unattractive. Danny was making friends with a bar owner on Market Street and made the attractive blonde eating at a table giggle with a simple smile. As Danny was about to leave, he wanted to flirt with the girl, so he waved his engagement ring at her and as he walks away she continues to stare and smile. Danny got home and told Amy the story, but she didn’t like it because it seems that every time Danny goes out a girl does something weird to him. Danny consoled her by telling her that the cute blonde would never get a chance to find out how fascinating Danny is, because it’s just his job to be nice, without the job he’s just a creepy guy with bedazzled skulls on his jeans. Danny launched into an old timer/Yosemite Sam kind of voice that reinforced how unattractive he was. That’s when Amy relented and Danny won.
6:51 – It turns out Danny got a new e-mail from his stalker Kathy just last night! She admits to now being over Danny, but wants to tell him in person. She’s not obsessed with him anymore. She alludes to doing something wrong in 1994 and apologizes for acting strangely in the past. Danny was never mean to her, but she did stop by his house with food years ago. What could she be talking about? How could his stalker break up with him?
7:05 – News with Shila:
Governments and health officials around the world continued to take steps Tuesday against the outbreak of swine flu that has killed scores of people in Mexico and spread to the U.S., Europe and possibly Asia. What’s the big deal? It’s the flu, we dealt with this years ago and won.
Police in Bucks County are warning residents to be on the lookout for a scam artist who has been preying on Good Samaritans. Bensalem Police said a white male in his 30s has been approaching people in area parking lots, saying he is in need of cash to help pay for a broken down car. The suspect has victims withdraw between $50-150 in cash before dropping him off at an area gas station or parking lot. He promises to refund the funds, but never follows through. Danny’s surprise anyone’s come forward after being fooled like that.
Alleged Craigslist killer Philip Markoff reportedly collapsed into a blubbering, self-loathing mess during a jailhouse visit from relatives, telling them to "forget about me" and to brace for more bad news, it was revealed today. During the emotional meeting, the 23-year-old medical student told his brother and sister-in-law that they should "move to California" because "there is more coming out."
Police on Vancouver Island got a call about suspicious activity in a Victoria suburb. When an officer arrived on the scene, he discovered a man and woman having sex in a Dumpster. Danny had lots of sex with other homeless girls when he was living in his cars. Danny would go to his mother’s house to shower if need be and still had a gym membership too. He’d nail chicks in his car. It was obvious he lived in his BMW though, it was packed full of his stuff.
7:30 – Danny Bonaduce: Life Coach
Bill’s phone is breaking up, but he was calling to find out how he could nail his sister in-law. Danny suggests some sweet talking and romantic music. She’s not a blood relative and she’s a woman, they’re all the same. There could be repercussions with upset relatives though.
Sarah has a solid job, but the guy she’s dating can’t find work. When he does get a job, he can’t keep it. Danny says the first rule of dating is to go out with a guy who has a job. The guy is a screw up, but the real question is: Why is Sarah keeping this guy around? The problem is Sarah doesn’t know she deserves better. This guy is full of problems, he doesn’t have a car, and she does all the driving paying for all the gas. Fix yourself Sarah!
7:48 – Rob calls to ask about hooking up with a girl who has a boyfriend and now she’s feeling guilty. Rob wants to get her to break up with her boyfriend fast. Danny’s answer: Crabs! Remember she’s cheating on a guy with you, if she’ll do it for you, she’ll do it to you.
Frank knows he’s getting laid off, but one ass kisser is keeping his job. Danny’s solution is to outwork the kiss ass. The kiss ass is wasting time by talking to the boss when he could be getting the job done.
Sarah’s good friend went through a bad break up and now he’s getting back with the evil ex. Sarah has feelings for him too. Stay his best friend, his heart will be broken, and she’ll win because she’s still standing, but don’t try to fix him. Accept him for who he is.
8:06 – Entertainment News:
Apparently rock guitarist Slash of Guns N Roses fame has been approached about being an "American Idol" mentor for a rock theme week. Reports have surfaced that Slash let the news slip via Twitter. Danny would watch to see what Slash does, but he won’t watch Slash twitter.
All four members of Creed are reuniting for a new album and tour. Is this the best news you’ve heard today, or what? Rumors of a Creed reunion have been circulating for the past few months, and now the band has made it official. Scott Stapp , Mark Tremonti, Scott Phillips and Brian Marshall will be hitting the road starting in August. Danny has issues with Scott Stapp thumping the bible until he was hanging out in strip clubs and making groupie porn with Kid Rock, then leaving his family. Mike calls to say that he doesn’t like Stapp’s attitude either. Danny will have him on the show in a few weeks, what angle should he take for the interview? Danny will address the issues if he comes on, but if there are subjects off limits then he’ll cancel the interview.
The son of Ric Flair faces felony charges after Charlotte-Mecklenburg police say they found heroin inside his car. Richard Fliehr, 21, is also charged with driving while impaired and driving with a revoked license. Danny learned some Ric Flair moves when training for his matches and he was also busted with drugs. Danny could be in the Flair family!
8:33 – Name That Out of Tune for Spingsteen tickets!
Danny has tickets to tonight’s Bruce Springsteen concert at the Spectrum tonight. First caller on hold to correctly guess the out of tune Bruce Springsteen song that’s being played on Danny’s player piano wins.
Dancing in the Dark!
Danny then plays a recording of his player piano sing-along with Amy and Gibbons. Bruce’s job is safe.
8:51 – Amy reached out to the fake Danny Bonaduce twitterer asking him to stop. The guy wrote back giving all the log in info, saying he meant no harm, but asked him to keep it alive. Danny doesn’t mind that he promotes the show, but just don’t tell people you’re Danny Bonaduce. Hmmmm, the site is down now. Bring it back, but don’t impersonate Danny!
9:09 – Danny’s stalker, Kathy, is on the phone. She has shrines dedicated to Danny, covering her bathroom mirror with 200 photo of Danny, lots of Partridge Family memorabilia, and pasted a photo of his face on a statue of the Virgin Mary. Danny wants to know her big confession. She got his address and phone number illegally when he lived in Illinois. As a stalker it’s her job. She needs to be looking for his Philly address. She thinks she can fly and dresses up as ‘Lady Catherine.’ She ate dog food and baby food for five weeks when Kathy lived in Danny’s garage. Now she’s saying that Danny made her live in a dog cage. She wants help from Danny, but if he gives her travel plans it’s not really stalking anymore. There’s no hunt going on. So which one is crazy, Danny or Kathy?
9:32 – News with Shila:
A raccoon that attacked a dog in Ridkey Park has tested positive for rabies, according to police. The homeowners trapped the raccoon and held it until Animal Control Officer Dave Schlott arrived. The dog is being treated. This is news! Not the swine flu. Danny went through a battery of rabies shots because a hamster bit him on the set of the Partridge Family.
A Boeing 747, which becomes Air Force One when used by the president, and an F-16 jet circled the Statue of Liberty and the lower Manhattan skyline near the World Trade Centre site yesterday morning. Workers evacuated offices and emergency services were inundated with calls. The President should be upset. The people that made the call to pull off the photo shoot should have told the mayor and thought better of the idea.
Danny Bonaduce Show 04/27/09
6:01 – Shila spent all day Sunday at the Zoo with her friend and her new boyfriend. Danny’s dad used to work at the Philadelphia Zoo before he moved to Los Angeles to be a screenwriter. Apparently Danny’s dad worked in public relations and didn’t wrestle alligators. Danny went to New York on Friday to tape his parts for a new episode of The Smoking Gun Presents: World’s Dumbest. There were two new producers that were annoying him by talking to him like a child. They didn’t back down when he did his ‘get away from me’ growl. Danny hasn’t turned the A.C. on in his new house yet and he’s been sweating up a storm. He needs fans!
6:10 – Over the weekend Danny and Amy went to the grocery store when he spotted a girl that stopped him dead in his track. Danny knew that Amy would get mad if he got caught staring at her, when the girl said ‘hi’ to Danny. Thinking he was caught Danny went into apology mode with Amy, who had no idea what he was talking about. Danger averted! Later in the afternoon he was outside a store while Amy was getting beer when the grocery store girl came up. Then Amy came out of the store. Danny thought he was caught by Amy, but she never saw the grocery girl the first time. Now Danny’s mad that Amy isn’t mad. It turns out she works at a restaurant that Danny and Amy had ordered from before. He had called the restaurant to complain that he didn’t get crackers with his lobster bisque, but they wouldn’t have served crackers with bisque if he ate it there. Amy then called Danny a bitch who’s had too much bisque in his day.
Jose Canseco has decided to return to the boxing ring against the winner of an open tryout in Miami on May 3rd. The winner will fight three one-minute rounds with Canseco in Fort Lauderdale on June 27th in a fight that will be broadcast on a pay-per-view basis on the internet. When will Danny get to be Danny Bonaduce , the psycho from ‘Breaking Bonaduce’ and not Danny Bonaduce from ‘The Partridge Family?’ ‘Breaking Bonaduce’ is more current, he’s almost 50!
6:47- Fox News anchor Shepherd Smith flipped out when talking about torture and let an F-bomb fly on television. Danny thinks that Dalton from ‘Road House’ has the right philosophy: I want you to be nice until it's time to not be nice. The Toa of Dalton!
7:05 – News with Shila:
A Greenville woman is accused of trying to protect her son from prosecution as a graffiti vandal by offering $1,000 to anyone who would assault a witness, New Castle County police said. On April 1, police said, a cinder block was thrown through the windshield of the 17-year-old witness's Jeep Cherokee as it sat outside her Hockessin home. On April 6, the witness -- who also is the teen's ex-girlfriend -- was driving on Mill Creek Road when one of her tires fell off, police said.
Health officials around the world worked to contain what appears to be a spreading swine flu outbreak early Monday, while one out of every five residents of Mexico's most populous city wore masks to protect themselves against the virus.
General Motors Corp. will announce details of its massive restructuring plan on Monday, including the demise of its Pontiac brand, more factory closures and bigger job cuts as it fights to avoid bankruptcy protection. Danny is sad; he has a ’67 Pontiac GTO in storage. End of an era.
7:14 – Neighborhood Hotties: Delco!
We've narrowed down the search for our Neighborhood Hottie from Delaware County to these five women: Leanne, Michelle, Melanie, Carrie, and Amanda. One of these fine ladies will be crowned winner Friday, 5/1 at WC Murphy's Pub starting at 8PM.
7:28 – Danny’s been physically damaged in the name of love numerous times. Why is a revenge a dish best served cold? So the person you get back can’t tie you to the damage. A guy that worked with Shila years ago posted photos of her in a bikini, which didn’t sit well with her. To get him back she took out a full page ad in the local paper making fun of his age. Danny had an ex who had shrimp sewn into his curtains which cause weeks of bad odor and lack of sex with new girls. When Danny walked in on his fiancée with his best friend Ray, rather than flip out, he told Ray that when he sees Danny he has to immediately run when seeing Danny. For five years he’d run from Danny. For fun Danny would find where he was going to be and show up and make him run for fun. Ray eventually married the girl, so Danny stopped. Then girl divorced him and took all his stuff.
7:37 – Tim’s brother walked by a girl that tormented him, so he threw French fries under her beach chair. She woke up to seagulls going nuts under her chair. Andy was dating a girl in New York who didn’t take it well when he got her pregnant and broke up with her. To get him back she sent their apartment lease information and photos of him out of state to his parole officer. Not good for Andy. Albie was dating a girl for five years; she cheated, so they filled out a couple of hundred magazine subscriptions in her name. Allison put itching powder in the bed of her husband’s van when she found out he was cheating on her. Danny wanted to have a station van with a bed in it, no need to use the station conference room table!
7:53 – Danny had his fiancée Amy gather some e-mails for him to read on the air that fairly represent they types of letters he gets.
1. Lou’s wife kicked him out, ruined his life, and then asked him to come back. After being out of work he’s not the check-in clerk at a cardiac doctor’s office and listens to Danny every morning. Lou then invites Danny to Nurse’s Day because the nurses like to party hard. Danny’s special message to the old ladies that complain about Lou’s radio: You’re going to die soon, be nice to those around you. Danny needs to have a procedure to get goo out of his heart; can he get it down during the nurses’ party?
2. J.W. writes in to compliment Danny on his TNA Lockdown match and is letting dust settle on his satellite radio because of Danny’s show. Danny likes that.
3. This e-mail blasts Metro’s laugh, Shila’s news, and Danny’s voice and only talks about himself. Just kidding, it predicts that Danny will be number one soon. Nice.
8:06 – Entertainment News:
Def Leppard have received three first-round Country Music Television (CMT) award nominations. The Leps' duet with Taylor Swift on their song Photograph has been nominated for both CMT Performance Of The Year and Wide Open Country Video Of The Year – whatever that is
Emmy Award-winning actress Bea Arthur, best known as star of the hit TV comedies "Maude" and "Golden Girls," has died at age 86. Representatives for the actress, who won best-actress Emmys -- America's top television award -- for "Maude" and "Golden Girls," could not immediately be reached for comment. She won a Tony award because she looked like a dude named Tony.
A woman who claims she was sexually harassed, then fired from the TV show "Lost" is suing ABC and actor Henry Ian Cusick. The lawsuit filed Friday in Los Angeles alleges that Cusick, who plays Desmond Hume on the show, fondled the woman's buttocks and breasts and kissed her on the lips in October 2007. It wan’t Demsond, it was the polar bear!
FHM magazine has released their list of the Sexiest Women of 2009. Here’s the top 10:
10
Freida Pinto. Slumdog girl.
9
Anna Freil. Who?
8
Kristin Kreuk. Smallville’s Lana Lang.
7
Elisha Cuthbert. Sean Avery’s sloppy seconds!
6
Adriana lima. Victoria’s Secret model.
5
Keeley Hazell. Who?
4
Britney Spears. She’s looking better, but Top 10?
3
Jessica Alba. She’s so 2004.
2
Megan Fox. How is she not #1?
1
Cheryl Cole. Who?
8:29 – While discussing breaking down doors for a segment of Smoking Gun Presents: World’s Dumbest Criminals. Danny was giving Amy lessons about how to properly break down doors. Amy came across the website theartofmanliness.com which confirmed Danny’s theories on door busting. Danny also found great articles on how to give a good man hug, how to survive a street fight in eight easy steps. Danny’s not afraid of biting, and the ultimate insult would be to swallow what you bit off. There are different rules for street fights and bar fights.
1. Wake up!
2. Try to defuse the situation.
3. Walk away.
4. Assume a fighting position.
5. Defend yourself.
6. Take punches effectively.
7. Give your best war cry.
8. Make your escape.
8:50 – Off air Danny took calls about the proper time to rip a girl’s bra off after trying to get it off. Danny says it’s not nice to rip clothes off unless you bought them for her. Proper bra-unhooking and making a good martini are good ideas for future lessons. Danny never asked a girl to dance until he asked Amy to dance next to a dumpster at Starbucks. Mike calls to say the best way win a fight is to take off all your clothes, because no one wants to fight a naked man. Joe calls to vote for unhooking a bra, because that’s what martini and dancing lead to. Mike calls to ask about how to go from third base to sex. Monday’s lesson will be martinis for men, cosmos for women, and how to get the bra off.
9:08 – Bill called in to ask Danny about a woman’s hand he didn’t shake for Shaking Bonaduce. Danny knows exactly who it was and where it happened. He was on Market Street heading up to 30th Street Station to take a train to New York to film an episode of Smoking Gun Presents: World’s Dumbest, which takes care of his alimony payments. Danny was in a cab on his way up the street when a woman 50 feet way yelled his name and stuck her arm out, he yelled back that he was on his way to New York. Danny knew that this could happen and doesn’t like that it might come across that he wasn’t nice and didn’t want to shake her hand. Danny also had a tough time being in charge of himself on his trip to New York, where is his keeper? Amy had to stay here with his mother because she was sick.
9:30 – News with Shila:
The Eagles' first-round draft pick arrived at the NovaCare Complex for the first time yesterday with a father who didn't look anything like him and, in fact, didn't even know him for the first eight years of his often turbulent life. Jeremy Maclin, a star wide receiver during his two seasons at Missouri, met Jerry Parres when he joined a peewee football team in Kirkwood, Mo., at the age of 9. "On weeknights, we'd take him home after practice and there were times when there was no one at home and the doors would be locked, and he'd have to climb through the windows to get in," Parres said. "And then he wouldn't have any dinner sometimes. Those were the tough times."
New Castle County Police have arrested two men for a total of 44 criminal offenses after detectives linked them to a total of 10 break-ins where they are accused of forcing open laundry machines and removing the change. Danny suggests that criminals don’t cover their license planes, but modify the current license plate with marker or electrical tape so there are no red flags. That won’t help Shila get out of parking tickets.
Three people at Hampton University were hospitalized after a shooting in a dorm, a spokeswoman for the school said Sunday. Police believe the shooter is a former student who was one of the three injured early Sunday, spokeswoman Yuri Rodgers Milligan said. A night manager for the Harkness Hall dorm at the school in southeastern Virginia was also hurt. The third victim was not identified but was not a student. All three are alive but she did not know their conditions. Officials did not know the shooter's motive. He has to be the worst shot ever!
300 members of the New Hope Church have been gathering in the auditorium of the Sherwood Elementary School. Their latest series of sermons, called “Great Sex For You,” covers a wide range of topics, mostly how to keep a healthy relationship in your marriage and the importance of staying abstinent until marriage. The church sent out 25,000 flyers to the community to let them know about the sex series. The church pays the school district $600 a week to use the building. Now the school is threatening to throw them out. Great sex is what gets you married; when those stop the marriage comes to a grinding halt.
9:53 – Spike has known Danny for a few months and thinks that he’s not as crazy as his reputation made him believe. Danny is a designated driver and doesn’t inject ‘roids in the radio station bathroom. Danny’s gotten used to people being cautious around him, but he’s not the same guy he was years ago.
9:58 – Danny’s Final Thought: Guys, here’s what you should do: Stay in shape and take the trash out on time. Ladies: If wearing the propeller hat, the cowboy boots, and the riding crop got us to marry you, you have to wear them all until you die in them. That’s the law.
Danny Bonaduce Show 04/24/09
6:01 – Danny is befuddled today. It’s not a word he likes to be associated with. Danny was watching tapes for Smoking Gun Presents: World’s Dumbest Competitors and he has to write 75 jokes, only 6 of which will get used. He had to watch tapes covering snake biting and elephant soccer. Amy was surprised to learn that Danny has ridden elephants in his past. Danny is well versed in elephant riding. He usually spends about 5 hours writing for each episode. To take a break Danny went to the corner store to get cigarettes and something to drink. Danny got a ‘fruit punch’ energy drink, which he shook up to make sure it didn’t settle. Turns out it was carbonated and blew up all over him. He got home, then realized he had to keys, so went back to the store to see if he left them there. When he got to the store to ask the girl behind the counter if he left them there, he was told that the woman behind him in line knew him and took the keys. Danny’s mind started to wander. In an attempt to secure his house for the night Danny hammered the steel rods that act as locks to his handle less doors, everything went well and it was secured. He realized there was a problem this morning when he realized he had to get out of the house and had to get the steel rod out of the floor. He got it out, but it startled everyone at home. While walking away he could hear Amy re-bolting the door. If he wanted a fresh start it would only take one match.
Time for 76er or 1776! Danny will read from a list of guys that have played basketball for the Sixers and guys that have been involved in the American Revolution, winners get tickets to tonight's playoff game against the Magic.
Richard Lee – 1776er
6:51 – Mark and Joe from Ristorante La Posata in Marlton, NJ are in to talk about their participation in 94WYSP’s Dinner Deals. He’s got some sweet tats. They take pride in their lobster meat ravioli. Shila loved the desserts she had when she was there. La Posata has started working with charities in the area to work with them on promotions Monday nights 5-9 and give the charities 20% of the gross revenue.
7:05 – News with Shila:
Daniel McIntyre, of Dresher, and his ex-girlfriend, Kathleen Tompkins, 44, were charged yesterday with hosting a drinking party for Tompkins' 15-year-old son and his 14-to-16-year-old friends at her Abington home on Feb. 27. McIntyre and Tompkins have prior alcohol-related convictions, but Ferman said that the most recent charges against "the keg-party mom and her boyfriend" are particularly disturbing. What’s more stupid: hosting a drinking party for kids or thinking you can tell drunken teenagers to stay quiet when the cops come? Danny’s never liked the parents that try to be cool, it only leads to trouble.
Yesterday, at THP's storefront headquarters on Harleyville's Main Street, Todd Hendricks continued to exude confidence, telling about 50 buyers, homeowners, and contractors demanding answers that the company was not "going anywhere." They’re not home buyers, they’re non-home buyers.
An eastern Idaho judge who lost patience with the disruptive behavior of a defendant ordered court officials to tape the man's mouth shut with duct tape during a court hearing. The unusual move was ordered by 6th District Judge Peter D. McDermott during a probation violation hearing for Nicklas Frasure, 23. Ripping a beard out with duct tape is against the Geneva Convention.
Seventeen-year-old women should be able to buy the "morning-after pill" without a prescription within a few weeks, a government spokesman said Thursday. The Food and Drug Administration announced Wednesday that the contraceptive will be available over the counter to 17-year-olds, as it currently is for women 18 and older. Danny wants to know if he can buy them without prescription. If he can’t it’s sexual discrimination. Guys should be able to buy them in case a girl misses a day of her birth control or a one night stand. Who’s responsibility is contraception? Both? If that’s the case why can’t a man have access to the morning after pill legally? Woman can purchase and possess condoms.
7:18 – Eric calls to say that he’s bought Plan B with no questions asked. Danny is pleased to hear this. Joe calls to agree with Danny that if the woman can have access to condoms then men should have access to Plan B. John calls to say that men should not have access to Plan B because they could give it to an underage girl. Shila would prefer to get the pill from a medical professional rather than some guy that she maybe slept with. What if the man lies about the pill he’s giving to the woman?
7:33 – Wendy calls to ask Shila about a man going to the store to buy tampons for a woman. Shila thinks that’s apples and oranges, but she’s allowed her father to buy them to her. Jeremy calls to ask about a woman poking holes in condoms. Shila knows a girl who did that to get pregnant. Shila wants control over what goes in her body. Even if a man just keeps the pills in his medicine cabinet Shila still doesn’t want them to have access to Plan B. Daina calls to agree with Danny and it’s good for the man to take precautions. Laura thinks that as long as it’s medically safe it’s perfectly fine. Jennifer thinks that Shila is isn’t sure what she really believes. Jim loves the smart shows as much as the shows where Danny gets punched in the face. What if Danny was behind the counter of the pharmacy? It would be called Wrong Aid.
8:05 – Entertainment News:
Jay Leno checked into a Los Angeles hospital on Thursday with an undisclosed illness, forcing the comedian to cancel a taping of "The Tonight Show" for the first time in his 17-year tenure. Danny’s only missed three days of work in 20 years.
Emergency services technician Jamin Mauro claims he was on a medical call in Beverly Hills, California, yesterday when the stationary vehicle was hit by Michael Jackson's car. The black Escalade SUV was reportedly on its way to pick up Jackson. Mauro claims the car sped down an alley and knocked a side mirror off the ambulance before breaking sharply.
Jamie Foxx is in talks to appear in drag in a forthcoming movie, playing one of the characters that helped launch his career in comedy sketch show In Living Color. Foxx found fame alongside Jim Carrey in the 1990s TV series, playing a variety of characters, including Wanda - an outrageous party girl. That has ‘Bad Idea’ written all over it.
The Fox network is letting employees of some troubled small businesses decide which one of their colleagues will be laid off and turning the results into a reality show. Each episode will feature a company with about 15 or 20 employees that needs to cut costs because of the economy. Instead of the boss deciding who is fired, the company will open its books to show everyone's salaries and let the employees make the call. Next on Fox: Involuntary Amputee.
8:28 – The Bacon Brothers, Michael and Kevin are on the show now. Kevin is an actor and Michael writes scores for movies and television shows. They music isn’t a novelty act, Danny’s seen them numerous times in different cities. They’ll be performing tonight in East Falls for the Arthur Ashe Youth Education and Tennis as part of its 26th Annual Benefit for Children on Friday, at 6 p.m. at the Arthur Ashe Youth Tennis and Education Center, 4842 Ridge Ave. in East Falls. Kevin tends to write music when he’s working on set, to find some riffs for new songs. Kevin doesn’t play tennis. Go and support some hometown boys tonight!
8:46 – Danny has tickets to see Andrew Dice Clay later tonight at the Keswick Theater. The first callers that can complete Danny’s nursery rhyme win the tickets.
I want to see Andrew Dice Clay
He’s playing later today
It’s Andrew dice clay that I want to see
And I won my tickets from______?
94 WYSP!
9:06 – Charlie, Jason, Dave, and Jason from Black President are in the studio, they’re at the Khyber tonight. They’re good friends of Danny’s and they’re made up of guys from guys in Goldfinger, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, and other kick ass punk bands. Charlie started the band after fear tactics used in the 2004 election sat wrong with him. Danny met Jason at a club when he was talking loudly and pointing at Danny. Danny went to same club for two weeks waiting to confront him when he saw him walking down the street, went up to him and confronted him. That’s when he put his arm around Danny and took him to meet all of his friends. Christian is from Northeast Philly, he sings.
9:15 – One day Danny met Jason at a restaurant in L.A., went to leave and took his shirt off, kept his motorcycle helmet on and finished his cigarette. That’s Jason’s favorite Bonaduce moment. They’ll be playing at 7 tonight because it’s an all-ages show. Jason does a great Sebastian Bach impression.
9:35 – News with Shila:
Police are searching for a dirt bike rider who injured an officer during a hit and run in West Philadelphia Thursday evening. An officer on a bicycle and his partner were attempting to write a ticket after spotting a suspect illegally riding a dirt bike on the 4900 block of Kershaw Street at about 7 p.m. Instead of stopping, police said the suspect took aim at one of the officers.
The accused "Craigslist killer," who allegedly shot a woman during a robbery at a Boston hotel, is on suicide watch, a jail source said Thursday. Philip Markoff was moved to an isolation cell after a corrections officer noticed marks on his neck that suggested he tried to hang himself with his shoelaces, The Boston Globe reported. He was said to be under constant monitoring. Danny is captivated by Markoff and wants to see what he’s been involved in as the investigation goes on.
A state investigative report said a surgeon performed an appendectomy on the same patient twice after he mistakenly removed a piece of fatty tissue instead the first time. The Star Tribune reported that the surgeon realized his mistake two days after the first operation after a hospital pathologist reported what was removed was "not an appendix." Houdini died because of a burst appendix. It’s surprising that something the human body doesn’t need can kill us.
9:58 – Danny’s Final Thought: I’m on the radio every single day, I tell you what I think every single day, I tell you as much as the truth as is palatable by the FCC. Everybody is treating me like I’m cooler because the meet my friends. I’m gonna go get a big scary tattoo on my neck, apparently it beats a suit and tie in ‘Aren’t You Cool World.’
Danny Bonaduce Show 04/23/09
6:03 – Yesterday Danny got in some hot water with Amy for making jokes about his mother dying. It’s not uncommon for Danny’s mother to lose her voice from all the singing she does. Amy was worried that his mom wasn’t well and Danny was making jokes about finding a dead body downstairs in the morning. After taking some heat from everyone at work for making dead mom jokes Danny came home to find that his mother needs to go to the hospital. He took her to Jefferson and stayed with her for six hours. She was diagnosed with pneumonia and was run through a batch of breathing treatments. Then she started talking about how pretty a male doctor was and the size of his dimples. They were nice, but not as nice as Mario Lopez’s. Danny got into a conversation with the Indian doctor about his dimples, Shila, and the fact that he and the doctor lived in the same building for six months. Danny felt a little awkward when the doctor started asking his mom about body issues. That’s not stuff he wanted to hear. After everything
Danny walked out of the E.R. and lit a cigarette when a crowd of people game him a hard time for smoking in the general vicinity of his sick mother. That’s when Danny decided he’s going to quit smoking today. But today’s a bad day to quit smoking, so he’s sending Gibbons out for some Marlboro reds.
6:29 – SPORTS: Phillies lost to the Brewers 1-3 last night. Majestic Athletic said it was at fault for Adam Dunn and Ryan Zimmerman wearing jerseys reading "Natinals" during a game last week. Danny has gotten two awards with misspellings. Sixers lost to the Magic 96 - 78. Jon Runyan said the door is not completely shut on a possible return to the Eagles.
6:49 – Otto calls to say that he listens to the podcasts every day from California. He was impressed with Danny’s wrestling match at TNA Lockdown. Danny was proud that he landed the Swanton Bomb without hurting himself.
While at the hospital with his mother yesterday Danny walked outside to make a phone call, but was told by the nurse that he could do so in the room with all the high tech health equipment. Danny’s going up to New York this weekend to tape episodes of
6:52 - Which means that Danny will have to go there solo so Amy can stay with his mother. However Danny plans to come straight back after taping the three episodes so she doesn’t have to wonder what he’s doing in the Big Apple. Rather than throwing out an ‘oh, I’d trust you!’ Danny got a ‘thanks, you’re totally right.’ Danny told her all the stories about how he’d get away with cheating when he was away from his wife, so she knows all his tricks.
7:04 – News with Shila:
Two commercial planes headed for Philadelphia International Airport were struck by lightning Wednesday evening. Passengers on the plane feared the worst until the pilot came over the intercom and said everything was functioning properly. If anything is going to happen, you’ll crash right after takeoff. Danny’s ex-wife had an intense fear of flying and her mania would make other passengers nervous.
Accused "Craigslist Killer" Philip Markoff had a fetish for women's panties and collected underwear, which cops believe were "souvenirs" from his alleged victims, two law enforcement sources said. Serial killers have a habit of taking personal prizes from their victims, that’s why Danny has Jonny Fairplay’s tooth around his neck.
The chief financial officer of Freddie Mac, one of the mortgage giants at the heart of the nation's financial meltdown, was found dead in his basement early Wednesday morning in what police said was an apparent suicide.
Twenty-one prized polo horses that mysteriously died before one of the sport's top championships were given a supplement that likely caused their deaths. Danny puts a lot of stuff in his body, nothing recreational, but he used to get injected with bull testosterone. What can kill large animals can only make Danny stronger.
The metal underwire in a Detroit woman's bra was credited with deflecting a bullet fired at her during a break-in at a neighbor's home. The 57-year-old woman apparently looked out her window Tuesday when one of three men fired the shot. Imagine trying to get to second base with a girl wearing that bra.
7:27 – Who Would Win In A Fight: Cast of Seinfeld vs. Cast of Friends?
Danny wasn’t sure about this fight at first, but after watching Shila and Metro go at it yesterday while discussing the worthiness of brawl, he had to do it. Jerry, Elaine, Kramer, and George versus Pheobe, Rachel, Joey, Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Monica. Danny takes Friends because of youth. Joey can brawl; Phoebe alluded to a life of violence on the streets before the show. Shila thinks that Rachel is worthless in a fight, but Monica might have some fight in her. She takes the cast of Seinfeld and so does Metro. Kramer could go nuts, Elaine is a tough chick who dances badly, Jerry doesn’t need to fight because he’s orchestrating the death of the kids at Central Perk. Danny thinks that Kramer would do more damage to his own team than Friends.
Monica calls to say that if the Soup Nazi and Newman would join Team Seinfeld that they’d give the Friends a challenge because they’re so old. Zoli says that Friends would beat Seinfeld because Monica has fat girl rage. Louie takes Seinfeld because of Elaine’s dancing kicks, Kramer’s insanity factor. Pete takes Friends because Kramer had trouble with the Van Buren Boys. Brady takes Seinfeld because the diner has more street cred than the Central Perk and Eliane has a bitchability that the other girls don’t. She plays dirty.
7:47 – Danny doesn’t understand how he could be taking a beating this bad in WWWIAF. Frank calls to take Seinfeld because Chandler and Ross got bullied by guys at the Central Perk. Tommy takes Friends because Kramer got beat up by kids at a karate class and we don’t know if Elaine can take a punch. Rastaman wants to add Newman to the fight; Danny doesn’t want to add anyone outside the main cast, though he could go postal. Andy takes Friends because Phoebe was a street rat, and Elaine wouldn’t fight because she’d be busy having sex. She’s a bit of a slut. Danny starts to tally the votes. Friends took 58% of the text vote and a split on the phones. Friends wins.
8:05 – Entertainment News:
A Colorado man was arrested on Wednesday after eyewitnesses claimed he may have fired a gun at reality TV star Duane "Dog" Chapman as the bounty hunter tried to apprehend him, police said. Some people are disputing it because the gunfire wasn’t caught on camera. Dannny is good friends with Dog and gives him the benefit of the doubt. He told Danny that if he got back into the bad lifestyle that he’d come have a big, serious talk with him.
Hugh Jackman goes on record about all those gay rumors that have been going around for years,. “I’d be happy to go and deny it, because I’m not," says Jackman. "But by denying it, I’m saying there is something shameful about it, and there isn’t anything shameful." Whispers about the handsome married actor's alleged gayness have increased since he so adroitly played flamboyantly gay singer-songwriter Peter Allen on Broadway. If Danny was gay he’d be as flamboyant as possible.
Former Prison Break star Lane Garrison is set for an early release from jail - he has been granted parole for good behavior. The actor has been behind bars since November 2007 after he was convicted of vehicular manslaughter in relation to a drunk driving accident which left his 17-year old passenger, Vahagn Setian, dead.
Ten years after it became a television phenomenon, the game show ‘Who Wants to Be a Millionaire’ will return to ABC this summer for a two-week tournament, with Regis Philbin again as host. Danny, Drew Carey, and Rosie O’Donnell each got the half million dollar question correct on the program. Danny used his rocket scientist father in-law as a phone-a-friend to answer a question about which planet in this solar system has no moons. He said Jupiter, but Danny went with another answer because he remembered the phrase ‘by the moons of Jupiter’ used on the original Star Trek series.
8:29 – Two-time heavyweight champ Riddick Bowe is in the studio, Danny is freaking out because he’s in the building. Danny’s seen Riddick fight before, but had no idea he was as big as he is. He’s 6’5” and 300 lbs. these days. He only broke his knuckles once, Danny’s done it about 2 times, he’s gotta tuck ‘em.
Riddick fought Holyfield three times and knocked him out in the third. He names Holyfield as his toughest opponent, he was smart and determined. Danny says that Roy Jones, Jr. disappointed him because he didn’t fight to his ability and didn’t push himself. Riddick wasn’t afraid to take on the big guys. He grew up in a terrible neighborhood, Brownsville, NY which was the same neighborhood as Mike Tyson. He could have done other stuff, but fell in love with boxing at a young age.
Danny asks what Golota’s issues are. He was disqualified for hitting Riddick below the belt in two separate fights. Brad calls to say he loves Riddick and it breaks his heart that there are no heavyweights like him today. Riddick thinks that De La Hoya will be back and his retirement won’t last long. Riddick is a fan of Holyfield and LOVED Tyson’s left hook. Did he have a glass jaw? Riddick doesn’t think so, but he wasn’t Superman. Hit him enough and you’ll wear him down.
8:48 – Danny wanted to take a flurry of punches from Riddick, just to see how it feels to take shots from a champ, but Riddick’s hands are too big to fit in the gloves that Danny brought in. Shila thinks that they should go MMA style, but Danny does want to live to see the end of the show. Riddick had kicked around the idea of fighting MMA. Danny’s lucky because Riddick thinks that he’d really hurt Danny. Danny had one criteria for his amateur fights, he’d do the fight if his opponent hadn’t been in the ring before. Riddick has an outstanding record of 43 wins, 1 loss, and 33 knock outs. Danny took it easy on a fight with Robert Shapiro and was asked to step it up in the rematch. Shapiro, 65, whined about it to the promoter. Danny ran into Sly Stallone who told him that it’s his duty to demolish the guy in the ring because he’s trying to do the same thing.
What is Riddick doing in Philadelphia? This is where his comeback is starting. Danny thinks he stands a good chance at getting the title back. Sean calls in to ask Danny to take Shaking Bonaduce up a notch and take him on in the ring. With Sean weighing in at 5’7” and 215 Danny could handle that. Look for Riddick Bowe on the comeback trail around the 215.
9:07- Danny didn’t get to take a punch from Riddick Bowe, so he’s going to take a shot from Metro. Metro hit Danny with a right, he says it was surprisingly hard. Shila thinks she can hit harder. After three shots, no. Danny's still a little dazed from the first punch he took.
9:32 – News with Shila:
The Bucks County District Attorney announced charges in connection with a traffic accident that claimed the life of a Middletown Township Police officer. Officer Christopher Jones, 37, was killed after a vehicle struck his cruiser while he was serving a ticket along Route 1 on January 29. The investigation has led to charges of DUI and homicide by vehicle against Frank Budka, of Langhorne. Budka was arraigned Wednesday afternoon.
MySpace co-founder Chris DeWolfe is stepping down as chief executive of the social network, according to MySpace owner News Corp. announcement. Danny thinks that the addictiveness of MySpace wears off and unanswered e-mails pile up it turns in to too much of a hassle.
9:52 – Spike doesn’t believe that Metro really hurt Danny earlier today. Shila thinks Spike looks tough, he denies it. He got into one fight in his life and it was called a tie. Danny once got into a street fight with a guy and realized the punches he was throwing weren’t doing any damage, so he ran to a police station on Sunset Blvd. with no clothes on.
9:58 – Danny’s Final Thought: I said Brutalizing Bonaduce is over for at least four months. We’re not going to do anything that hurts me. We’re now going to do ‘side-b’ where we do things more clever than everybody else, rather than watch me take a stupid beating for no apparent reason. I’ve started to get an idea where you’re going to play ‘Danny’s Final Thought’ and you’re going to be literally correct. It will be the last thought I ever had because we had some stupid ass idea that killed me. Hopefully it will be seven years from now, because that’s my goal.
Danny Bonaduce Show 04/22/09
6:02 – Shila’s microphone keeps falling. Danny’s had a career full of drooping microphones, he’s learned to work around it. Last night Metro got into his argument with a girlfriend Aimee because she said she saw a man who was walking an animal that was taller than she was. He didn’t believe her. It’s not a horse. Maybe it was a monster? (Could it be an alpaca?) The fight ended with Metro falling asleep. Danny can’t believe that the argument ended in a tie, he’s an all or nothing fighter. Either she’s exaggerating or Metro is scared that there’s a behemoth roaming the streets. Aimee calls to say that she understands why people wouldn’t believe it, but she sticks to her guns. She saw it just off of Vine St., could anyone else back her up on this? Jenn calls to ask if it’s a Mastiff, they’re big dogs. Aimee is 5’3”, says it was really shaggy, so it’s not a Mastiff. Maybe it was depth perception. Presto calls to poke fun at Aimee, she knows she’s going to get ribbed. Wolfhounds can reach up to 5’ at the shoulders. Perhaps that’s the case here. Metro concedes that maybe Aimee isn’t insane after all. Danny declares her the winner. Danny had a big fight about nothing and didn’t stop until he won. He wore his Amy down until she caved in.
6:30 – SPORTS – Flyers dropped game 3 to the Penguins and the Phillies blew out the Brewers 11-4 last night.
Cole Hamels has stepped up to say that he wasn’t ready for the 2009 season. He got a late start in preparing for the season and pushed himself to make up for lost time, resulting in arm trouble.
Danny brings up the effort to save the Philadelphia bicycle race; he’d like to save it. How does it bring in 15 to 20 million dollars in local business though?
6:50 – Last night Danny’s mom lost her voice and wasn’t feeling well. Danny jokingly asked her not to die in the new house. Amy, his girlfriend, flipped out that he would say that to his mother. Danny explained that the Bonaduces play rough and he was kidding and his mother knew it. It evolved into Danny saying that Amy needs to be prepared that tonight could be his mother’s last night and he doesn’t need a 26 year-old telling him about death. He perceived that he was being sweet, preparing Amy for the possibility of death. Shila thinks that Danny was being too honest, but understands. The argument turned into moments of honesty. Danny almost cheated on Amy when they first met. He had plans to go to Chicago and meet a girl, but canceled them because he cared about Amy. That’s being sweet.
6:59 - Pat Calls to say that he understands Danny’s perspective and has plans to throw his mother in front of a train if she can’t take care of herself. Danny accepted the responsibility that he is the official Bonaduce executioner. Listed in many wills of family is the clause that Danny is permitted to take them off of life support if they go brain dead.
7:07 – News with Shila:
Harleysville-based developer and home-builder TH Properties (THP) has suspended operations for re-structuring, according to a recorded phone message from the company. The company, which once was once billed as 'America's Fastest Growing Builder,' has several developments still under construction in the area. Zoli calls to say that contractors are going to be hosed by this. THP hasn’t filed for bankruptcy yet, so there’s still hope. What about people that put down on houses that haven’t been built yet? Danny hoped they have lube.
A former Montgomery County high school teacher has been arrested after allegations he had an inappropriate relationship with a female student six years ago. Patrick Clugston, 44, has been charged with endangering the welfare of a child, indecent assault and corruption of minors following an alleged relationship with a student at Gwynedd Mercy Academy High School. Six years? That’s holding a grudge.
Two central Pennsylvania friends spent most of March in a text-messaging record attempt, exchanging a thumbs-flying total of 217,000. For one of the two, that meant an inches-thick itemized bill for $26,000. Amy racked up a $300 phone bill from texting Danny when they first met and her mother shot off her phone. If Danny got a $26,000 phone bill someone would have permanent damage.
On Monday, a moose died at Colony Middle School, but questions remain regarding its death. Before teachers realized there was a moose on the grounds, a class of eighth-graders was released for P.E. and by all accounts, a group of students proceeded to taunt the moose, said Esary. Two to three minutes after the class was let out, the teacher saw the moose, caught the students who were taunting it, and sent the rest of the class inside. An Alaska State Trooper responded to the school. According to spokeswoman Megan Peters, the trooper arrived right as the students were let out. The moose was injured upon his arrival and was so frightened it threw itself into a wall repeatedly until it died, Peters said. The kids killed Bullwinkle! How does one taunt a moose exactly?
7:31 – Chanelle and Kate from the Sixers Dance Team are in the studio. They’re in the middle of a big playoff run, so Danny wants to play 76er or 1776. Danny will read from a list of guys that have played basketball for the Sixers and guys that have been involved in the American Revolution.
Albert Henry – 76er
Stephen Hopkins – 1776er
Gregory Grant – 76er
Andrew Tony – 76er
Andrew McNair – 1776er
There’s a Sixers Pep rally at the Comcast Building at 12 noon today. Cheer on the team and see Chanlle and Kate do a routine.
7:53 – Danny brings up the California cheerleader coach that lost her job because it came out that she posed nude for Playboy. Chanelle and Kate don’t think that would fly with a family friendly organization like the Sixers. She posed before she got the job, says she disclosed that she posed, but got fired anyways. Mike calls to say that Carlie Christine is a role model and thinks the school district did the right thing. Danny thinks that the parent is the real role model in that situation. Shila would rather have her child be obese than pose nude in a magazine. Kate wants to know why the coach wasn’t living in the Playboy Mansion. That’s Danny’s kind of girl. If you want to see hot girls with their clothes and dignity intact, come see the Sixers Dancers at the games this weekend.
8:06 – Mike calls to say that the United States is a little too stuffy and we could stand to have more skin in our lives. Danny notes that Playboy does have great articles. Tim calls to say that he hopes he raised his daughter the right way and hopes she makes good decisions in her life. Shila plans to rule her house with an iron first. Danny thinks that being forcefully involved in your kids’ lives ends at around 14. Shila plans on calling the shots up until at least 18, even forcibly detaining them. Danny doesn’t think that’ll work out well.
8:13 – Entertainment News:
Foo Fighters singer Dave Grohl and his wife Jordyn welcomed their second baby, a girl, on April 17. Harper Willow Grohl -- named after Grohl's great-uncle Harper Bonebrake -- is 7 pounds, 8 ounces, 20 inches and long and "loud as hell."
In a hard-fought contest stretching over thousands of cities and towns across the Unites States, Tempe, Arizona has emerged triumphant in its far-reaching, citywide bid to nab the world premiere event of X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE, on April 27.
Christian Bale and Mark Wahlberg are in talks for the lead roles in director David O. Russell's Boston-set flick "The Fighter." The story is about boxer "Irish" Mickey Ward and Dicky Eklund, the ex-convict half-brother who trains him, is to begin shooting in July.
If Mike Tyson has his way, he'll get Oscar-winning actor Jamie Foxx to tackle his life story in an upcoming cinematic version of his life. The boxer has been talking to the press about this plan for more than a year now, and he told MTV News that it's still very close to happening. Who could sit through two hours of a Mike Tyson impression?
Dino agrees with Shila and would have locked his daughter up if she tried to pose for Playboy at 18. He wouldn’t even let her try out for Danny Bonaduce’s Neighborhood Hotties.
8:34 – Daisy De La Hoya is on the show now. She was the runner up in season 2 of Rock of Love, but now she’s getting her own show, Daisy of Love. She thinks she got the gig because she’s a mess and she’s hot. Danny’s girlfriend is addicted to the Rock of Love shows. Daisy doesn’t consider herself a rock groupie, but she’s hooked up with a few guys in bands. She went home with one rock star and ended spending three hours in his bathroom throwing up after drinking too much and then had to do the walk of shame. She’s a rock star to Danny after that story. What did Daisy’s uncle Oscar De La Hoya think about her on screen fight with Heather? She didn’t want to have her extensions ripped out and wasn’t cheap. Danny’s going to send Daisy some flowers now. He’s a fan of hers and would jump at the chance to hold her hair while she pukes in a toilet.
8:52 – Danny was out and about yesterday and came across some big burly dudes throwing down beers and wanted to pass out cards for Shaking Bonaduce when one of them screamed his name at the top of his lungs. They all wanted a photo with Danny, but they were oversized and wearing the same jersey, as they spilled out Amy was forced onto the street. That’s when one guy asked the other guy for some cash, the first guy told the second guy to reach into his front pocket, which made Danny laugh. The team was the Vineland, NJ Police Dept. and Danny was surprised he was drinking with them.
9:05 – Danny brings up the Craigslist Killer, a man who preyed on craigslist.com girls and is accused of killing one. Could this be a new Jack the Ripper? Danny wants to hear from people who have answered personal ads that have had set off their sense of danger and people that have been in long term relationships and learned that the person they thought they knew had a huge secret. Metro had a girl that cut herself up after thinking that he might leave her. Danny doesn’t want to be lied to by his girlfriends; he couldn’t imagine giving his heart to a woman who was hiding another life. Danny had a girl slit her wrists in front of him before. It was the girl that shot him, she’s still alive today. He called her bluff and it blew up in his face. Danny ended up slicing his wrist open when trying to make a point to his wife Gretchen, seeking attention. It was like punching a wall and finding the stud.
9:14 – Chris calls to say that he broke up with his girl, kicked her out and she came swinging. A few months later he tries to break up with her again, she said she’d kill herself, but they got back together again. If a girl killed herself for Danny it wouldn’t freak him out too much, he’s not the one that did it after all. Danny is attracted to dysfunctional relationships because functional relationships seem boring to him. The girl that cut herself in front of Danny haunted him for years because when she was being carted off she said that no one would ever love him as much as she did. He believed that until he met Amy.
9:35 – News with Shila:
A New York lawyer faces charges that she ordered her battling 10- and 12-year-old daughters out of her car. Police in White Plains say it happened Sunday evening in the New York suburb. The girls were allegedly left in the business district, about three miles from their home. Danny thinks that leaving the kids is wrong, but at 10 and 12 Danny was alright with being 3 miles from home and walking around. It was exploring and having fun. She shouldn’t have her kids taken away for making them walk home though.
Pranav Veera can recite the names of the U.S. presidents in the order they served in office. He can say the alphabet backward. Give him a date back to 2000, and he'll tell you the day of the week. He's only 6 years old. Pranav has an IQ of 176. One person in 1 million has an IQ of 176 or above. Albert Einstein's IQ was believed to be about 160. The average IQ is 100. Shila mentions in the story that the average IQ of an American is 100. Metro finds a site that lists it at 98. Danny thinks that’s low. I.Q. doesn’t measure knowledge, but ability to learn. How could Forest Gump accomplish so much with an I.Q. of 70?
140 and over Genius or near genius
120-140 Very superior intelligence
110-120 Superior intelligence
90-110 Normal or average intelligence
80-90 Dullness
70-80 Borderline deficiency
Below 70 Definite feeble-mindedness
9:57 – Riddick Bowe will be on the show tomorrow. What’s he got going on? Maybe Danny can fight him. He could snap Danny in half, but the chance to go a round with a guy who fought Tyson would be sweet.
Danny Bonaduce Show 04/21/09
6:02 – Danny’s had a rough night. He got into a slight argument with his girlfriend Amy last night. He had a little picnic with his mother in her room last night, eating Chinese food. Danny and Amy fell asleep while watching Grey Gardens, a film about two old women who have connections to Jackie O. that live in a decrepit mansion. Danny woke up to find Amy watching Rock of Love with Taya Parker on the television. That set him off. So a fired up Danny took out the trash, and his mother extended her stay in Philadelphia by another 10 days. At 2am Danny started to eat an alarming amount of Tastykakes and thought it was a good idea to have some drinks at 2am because it’s a new day. Beer + Tastykakes = Not Good. There was also a lack of toilet paper in the upstairs bathroom…again. Eventually Amy came through, but Danny was running late so he was still putting his belt on as he started walking down the street. One block from work he could feel his body swell from the beer and Tastykakes. Danny ran to work and found himself out of breath. That was his morning.
6:35 – SPORTS: Eagles CB Sheldon Brown requested a trade yesterday, that’s not likely. Phillies manager Charlie Manuel fears a Series hangover. He says the afterglow of a title may have affected some players. Orlando Magic big man Dwight Howard is blaming their first game loss on an eye scratch. Danny scratched his cornea a few times. His eyes would seal shut and he’d have to pry them open every morning. The second time was when the cops in Phoenix took him down. It hurt…a lot.
6:49 – Danny let Metro have the code for his voicemail, his daughter left an interesting message on his phone saying she wants to come out to Philly while calling him ‘tiny penis boy.’ She’s really asking to come and see her dad. Second message is from Todd Bridges, making sure Danny has his number. Willie Aames is next saying he has money that he owes Danny and wants to see him soon. That’s Danny life.
6:55 – Yesterday the unicycles for the big joust with Jeff, the Program Director, arrived. Danny crashed while giving it a test drive, but after a little seat tightening Danny was tearing up the hallways on one wheel. Metro thinks it’s more natural to see Danny on a unicycle than it is to see him driving a car.
7:05- News with Shila:
A Bucks County mother arrested for prostitution is facing additional charges as police say she sometimes committed acts in front of her young son. Catherine Thomas was arraigned on charges of prostitution and child endangerment in a Bensalem courtroom Monday. A tip call led investigators to the Mall Motel in Bensalem. An undercover investigation led to Thomas' arrest and revealed the disturbing environment in which she raised her child.
Cambridge University says the family of physicist Stephen Hawking expects him to recover fully from a chest infection that has left him hospitalized. The university issued a statement Tuesday saying that Hawking "was being kept in observation" at Addenbrooke's hospital, the statement says Hawking's family was "looking forward to a full recovery."
A thief disguised as a waiter made off with $186 in cash on Thursday night by duping customers into paying him for their meals, Hoboken police said Saturday. The bogus waiter - a spiky haired man in his 20s - donned a dark blue button-down shirt, yellow tie and khaki pants to look the part of a server at two Hoboken restaurants. The burglar approached two young women who'd recently been given their bill at Hobson's Choice on Hudson St. and asked if they needed anything else before paying. Satisfied, the unsuspecting women handed over $90 in cash. Danny had a fear of handing his car keys to someone dressed up as a valet and losing his wheels. If you willingly hand your keys over to a fake valet it’s a civil matter, not a criminal matter, and a huge headache.
7:32 – Danny Bonaduce: Life Coach
Gloria’s police record is causing her trouble. Felony marijuana arrests including distributing and theft by deception charge. It all happened over 20 years ago and it’s costing her employment opportunities. Danny suggests that she makes a motion to have her records sealed. She’s tried that, but to no avail. Danny tells her to go to a cheap lawyer and that should help. With all the trouble Danny’s been in he’s been able to vote, be on juries, and purchase firearms.
Michael is a father of a two year-old however he shares joint custody with his ex. The problem is the wife sees ‘spirit children.’ That worries him and it worries Danny too. If she sees spirit children, she might want to make spirit children. People who see things that are not there are dangerous to themselves and others. She needs to be grilled on the stand in court and she’ll probably crack under pressure. Lunatics can’t hold up on the stand.
7:49 – Michelle is on her third marriage, she’s been with the guy for four years. Now sex has dropped off, he’s put on weight and his behavior has changed. He spends more time on his computer. Danny thinks the guy has an internet porn problem. Everyone’s surprised when the person they date changes when they get married. Danny is up front with Amy about his habit to be less than truthful to get what he wants.
Mark has been married for 21 years, his business closed and then his wife left him. It turns out that she left him for a friend that he worked with. That’s not a good woman and guy wasn’t a friend. Mark had the chance to get rid of two horrible people in one shot.
Jeremiah has been trying to get in the military for years; he’s got some misdemeanors though. He can’t get a direct answer as to why though. Jeremiah lets it drop that he went in and out of psych wards as a kid. BOOM! That’s the reason there. Those records don’t get sealed and they don’t want guns in his hands, no matter how badly he wants to serve his country.
8:04 – Entertainment News:
Green Day has announced a slate of 38 summer dates that begins July 3 in Seattle and marks the chart-topping rock band's first full North American tour in more than three years. The summer trek, which will support the trio's May 15 album "21st Century Breakdown.” They’ll be in our neck of the woods on July 21st, with a venue to be announced at a later date.
The father of Slumdog Millionaire star Rubina Ali reportedly offered to sell his 9-year-old daughter for nearly $300,000, Britain's News of the World reports. Trying to confirm that he is fielding several lucrative adoption offers, reporters from the paper posed as a wealthy Middle Eastern family interested in buying the girl.
Miss California Carrie Prejean says she believes her anti-same sex marriage stance hurt her chances of winning Sunday's Miss USA competition. At the Las Vegas pageant, Prejean, 21, was asked by judge Perez Hilton how she felt about legalizing gay marriage. "In my country, and in my family, I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman," she replied. She later lost out to Miss North Carolina, Kristen Dalton. Danny thinks everyone should have the chance to be as miserable as straight married couples. It did take balls for her to stand her ground with her answer.
8:22 – Get The Led Out, a Led Zeppelin tribute band is in studio. They’re all named Paul, that’s a little confusing. Why are they different than the other Zeppelin tribute bands? They play studio versions of the songs where as other bands play versions from The Song Remains the Same. One of the Pauls saw Danny get arrested in Florida during Spring Break. Get The Led Out will be playing the Trump Taj Mahal on Saturday. They’re going to perform next.
8:35 – Get the Led Out performs ‘Babe, I’m Going to Leave You.’ Danny is blown away, they sounded amazing.
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8:48 – Danny sees Rock of Love on television, but who watches it? Daisy De La Hoya will be on the show tomorrow. Metro watched the first two seasons, but didn’t keep up with season three. Shila watched the first season and found Bret to be a turnoff. Danny’s girlfriend, Amy, watches it and Danny catches himself watching a few catfights, but doesn’t keep up with all the drama. For all the sex Bret’s getting, could Danny do the show? Bret talks about himself as a prize in the third person and that’s not appealing to Danny. Would women take a chance to be loved by Bret allow them to be humiliated and talked to that way?
8:54 – Denise calls to say that she watches it with her 25 year-old daughter and neither of them would tolerate being talked to that way. Sandra wouldn’t put herself in that position, but it’s a business opportunity for women who want fame and make money at bar appearances because they’re ‘the girl from Rock of Love.’ John calls to say that all the girls that appear on the show must be insane to allow a washed up Bret Michaels treat them the way he does. Heather says that Taya doesn’t want to marry Bret. Danny is shocked!!! John calls to ask what Taya was thinking going after Danny and Bret, one right after the other. If Taya wants to push the issue she can sue, Danny has his air tight defense ready. If a girl is willing to go behind another girls back to get her boyfriend to cheat she’s probably going to cheat on any guy she dates too.
9:09 – Danny is smitten with a tall blonde he met on the elevator today. He wants to give her a prize, but she works for the company. He was charming all the way to the 10th floor though!
9:30 – News with Shila:
A Bucks County man is in custody, charged with trying to kill his former girlfriend and her daughter with car engine fumes while they slept inside their apartment. Paul Hurlock, 39, of Hulmeville, is being held on $5 million bail, charged with two counts of attempted murder. Bucks County prosecutors said Hurlock turned himself in to police late Sunday.Trying to kill a little girl is just rude.
The sudden death of 21 horses at a championship event in Wellington, Fla., might have been caused by a toxin in the animals' feed, vitamins or supplements, veterinarians said. The horses from the Venezuelan-owned team Lechuza Caracas became ill just before a tournament match Sunday at the International Polo Club Palm Beach, collapsing and dying on the scene or while being treated at vet clinics. It’s tough to muster up sympathy for guys that can play polo in this economy, but 21 horses is quite unfortunate.
A driving instructor who police say was drunk while giving someone a driving lesson can stay out of jail but will lose his license for a year. Daniel Winsky, 53, of Salem was convicted Thursday of operating under the influence while giving a lesson from the passenger seat of a car. He was sentenced to 18 months probation but won't be a licensed driver for one year. Danny never had a driving instructor, he was behind the wheel at 11.
9:55 – Danny is fired up to joust Jeff, the Program Director, on unicycles. Jeff will learn to ride the unicycle, though he might have balance issues. Danny’s unicycle will be set lower than Jeff’s, will that be a disadvantage? The could be funnier than old people slipping on ice.
10:00 – Danny’s Final Thought: When you work at a place that gives you trips to England to see Bruce Springsteen and a boss that’s willing to joust, I think I’m waaaaay in the black.
Danny Bonaduce Show 04/20/09
6:02 – Danny’s down to one cigarette…that’s trouble. Cigarette rationing is no way to live. Last night’s match was a blast, at one point Danny was stuck against the cage and the ropes. Things happened so fast that he wasn’t sure what was going on, but it all went to plan. The guys from Team 3D let the wrestling world know that Danny took their hits. What made Danny feel a little weird was that there were only three dressing rooms, one for Sting, one for Kurt Angle, and one for Danny. He worried that the other guys backstage would resent him for that, but they were all nice to him. Shila enjoyed all of it and thought the after fight, a gore from Rhino, was cool. Apparently Danny bit the finger of a fan that was wagging his finger in Danny’s face.
6:13 – Brady calls in to say he has great respect for Danny and hitting the guy in the crowd was the ultimate. Now Danny has to go after Rhyno! That’s a strong possibility. Danny thinks that he could have taken his time in the match, so next time he won’t rush the action as much. James calls to say that taking a gore from Rhino is no small feat. It didn’t hurt badly, but one error was getting up too soon after the attack. Danny can’t wait to finally see the match!
6:34 – SPORTS: Raul Ibanez had a sweet walk-off homer yesterday; Danny got to meet his new hero Cole Hamels at TNA Lockdown. Danny was pretty stoked and the little boy in him came out. Sixers beat the Magic 100-98 and the Flyers beat the Penguins 6-3.
6:51 – There was all sorts of barbed wire and weapons backstage at TNA Lockdown. In a post match interview Eric Young was impressed with Danny’s tenacity, but the sneak attack wasn’t cool with him. He respects his toughness, but being jumped from behind leads him to believe that he and Danny are not finished. Jeff Jarrett was impressed with Danny; does he have a future in TNA? Only if he wants one. Booker T and Kevin Nash weigh in too. Nash was proud of Danny and thinks he has a future in TNA.
7:04 – News with Shila:
Authorities are keeping an eye on a wildfire still smoldering in the Pinelands of Atlantic County. Saturday’s forest fire in the Pinelands of Atlantic County destroyed close to 300 acres before it was contained and placed under control late on Saturday night. Since Saturday afternoon, it's destroyed more than 300 acres in Egg Harbor City and Galloway Township. The fire continued burning in some wetlands, but officials didn't anticipate any major problems. Rain in the forecast helped them get the blaze completely contained.
At least 14 people - including children - were injured last night when a pickup truck plowed into a Pottstown restaurant, showering diners with smashed glass as it plunged through a front window and came to rest among mangled tables, chairs, and bodies, police said. Police officers, firefighters, local ambulance units, and MedEvac teams rushed to the King Buffet restaurant in the 200 block of Shoemaker Road. If they didn’t have a drive-thru window before they do now!
Today is 420. What does it mean exactly? A group of students used to meet after detention in California to smoke up in the woods in the early ‘70’s and the unofficial holiday spread from there. It is not a celebration of Hitler’s birthday.
Columbine High School principal Frank DeAngelis speaks easily, almost matter-of-factly, about the personal price he paid after the massacre at his school: His marriage of 17 years collapsed, he suffered anxiety attacks and he still carries survivor's guilt. But 10 years after students Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold killed 13 people and wounded 23 others, DeAngelis is still at his desk. He says he won't retire until after the students who were in kindergarten the year of the bloodshed have graduated in 2011. Principal survivor’s guilt. Danny doesn’t get survivor’s guilt, but there have been some traumatic events that still haunt him.
7:15 – The 10 finalists for ‘Neighborhood Hotties: Delco’ have been announced. Check out the girls here and vote for your favorite. You're vote will help decide who wins $500 cash and a featured spot on 94WYSP.com! Monday, 4/27 we'll narrow down the 10 girls to 5 finalists. Then be sure to join Danny on Friday 5/1 at WC Murphy's Pub in Havertown as we crown a winner!
7:29 – It’s the 94 WYSP Spelling Bee! Danny has Sixers playoff tickets, so he wants to ask callers how to spell Andre Inguodala’s last name. Some are close, but not right. Second on the list is Samuel Dalembert.
7:47- Saturday went to a psychic who is so good that there’s a waiting list months long to get an appointment with her. Last time Shila was happy with the $35 she spent, but this time she was vague and didn’t spend much time with her. The psychic didn’t think she’d get married before 35, might not have kids, she’s going to move to South Carolina, and she’ll have to choose between two men. Maybe the psychic’s not as good as she thought. Danny thinks it’s a wasted $35.
7:52 – Danny proves to Shila that cold reading isn’t that hard and she was taken advantage of. First up is a guy Danny vaguely identifies a sports fan. Shila says that the psychic told her to warn Danny about keeping an eye on his money in August. Danny does another read about a guy who likes hot women in Delaware County. Danny thinks that a visit to WC Murphy’s in Havertown very soon. Maybe May 1st for the Neighborhood Hotties: Delco finals.
Josh calls to say that he goes to psychics all the time because it’s a great tool that can be exploited. He takes women to the psychics, goes first and gives the psychic some extra money with instructions to help him get her in bed. Danny LOVES it.
8:06 – Entertainment News:
Canadians appear to be bigger Kiss fans than their American counterparts. The rock band launched a contest in early April asking their U.S. and Canadian fans to vote online for which cities they should hit on their tour. So far, the top four cities are in Canada, with Winnipeg leading the charge.
Madonna is under the care of doctors after falling off a horse over the weekend — an accident she is blaming on the paparazzi. A representative for the superstar said Madonna suffered "minor injuries" after she fell while horseback riding in the Hamptons, a playground for the rich and famous on the eastern end of Long Island, N.Y. "The accident occurred when the horse Madonna was riding was startled by paparazzi who jumped out of the bushes to photograph the singer, who was visiting friends," Liz Rosenberg said in a statement Saturday evening.
E! True Hollywood Stories is trailing Cole Hamels and his wife, Heidi Strobel for an episode packaged as a day in the life. The couple, willing participants, showed up at the Marathon Grill at 16th and Sansom Streets on Friday with a camera crew before he left for Citizens Bank Park to pitch against the Padres. The crew will shoot again in May, Strobel said, but she was not sure when the episode will run. E! will be all over the couple's new Hamels Foundation work, focused on inner-city schools in the United States and awareness-raising about HIV and AIDS in Malawi, plus their efforts to adopt a child from Ethiopia .As much as Danny likes Cole, is his life scandalous for an E! True Hollywood Story? It’s probably a day in the life of a hero.
8:32 – Danny is basking in the TNA Lockdown afterglow. His plan is to move away from all the fighting, but if there’s a chance to get the station’s name in the press he’ll take it. James calls to say thanks for the tickets and he had a blast. Danny’s not afraid to bite in fights; if you’re not cheating you’re not trying hard enough to win. Bill, The Rock God, is proud of Danny. He was upset with some of the hateful signs he saw, but drawing heat at a professional wrestling show is something to be proud of. Bumper loved the match. Danny had a razor in his pocket and was ready to use it, but was instructed that he would be breaking athletic commission rules if he cut himself and didn’t want to get TNA in trouble, so there was no crimson mask. Demaris thought Danny rocked, loved his heel angle, and the nun chuck lessons in the ring. Can Danny do a Booker T impression? YES HE CAN! Brendan calls to say he loved when Danny bit the guy in the audience that was sticking his finger in Danny’s face. Danny wanted to keep his 94WYSP tights, but the wardrobe lady told him they would cost $1000. So he walked out of the building with his tights on. He’s got them on right now too.
8:54 – Chuck calls to say that Team 3D was talking about Danny non-stop after the show last night. The chop and chair shot he took were not fun to take. Danny looks forward to working with them again after his time with HHCCW is up. He could add another 25 lbs. of muscle if he works at it. Enough about wrestling, coming up next: sex talk!
9:06 – Danny’s down to get the facts about 420. His school teacher girlfriend to clarify the facts about the history of 420. One explanation of the origin of the term stems from a story about a group of teenagers at San Rafael High School in San Rafael, California, United States in 1971. The teens would meet after school at 4:20 p.m. to smoke marijuana at the Louis Pasteur statue. The exact time was chosen because that was the time that afternoon detention was dismissed. Danny used to smoke, but he got lots of probation and with the way that weed can stay in your body, it wasn’t worth the risk. Steve calls to say that he thought 420 was police code for possession. How could the story of students smoking spread around? Dan and his wife smoke pot daily and today is their son’s 4th birthday. The fact that his son’s date of birth is 4/20 was lost on him until a friend pointed it out. Danny hasn’t heard of anyone hurting someone else when being high. Shila is amazed the way that people do drugs hold up over time. Obviously she hasn’t seen any before and after meth photos.
9:30 – News with Shila:
Hall of Fame broadcaster Harry Kalas was honored by the Philadelphia Phillies in a moving ceremony before Friday night's game against San Diego. After a video tribute, Kalas' three sons, Todd, Brad and Kane, threw ceremonial pitches to Hall of Fame third baseman Mike Schmidt, John Kruk and Jimmy Rollins. Kane Kalas then sang the national anthem while Rollins held a pair of Kalas' customary white loafers and Chase Utley held Kalas' blue sportcoat. "Harry Kalas, if you can look past Ben Franklin and William Penn, may have been the greatest person to grace Philadelphia in the history of the city," Schmidt said. Danny’s dream would be to die on the air after a great joke. He’d want one day of being honored and would want everyone to get back to business the next day.
Since winter closed in on a family of dolphins that had been living in two rivers, many observers felt the animals were living on a prayer. On Saturday, the body of another dead dolphin was spotted in the Navesink River just outside the Middletown home of Jon Bon Jovi. If it's confirmed to be part of the group of 16 dolphins that had spent half of last year in the Shrewsbury and Navesink rivers, it would be the sixth to have died.
Snakes escaped on a plane heading to Melbourne, Australia. The BBC reports the Qantas passenger jet was grounded after four baby pythons slithered out of their container in the airliner's cargo hold. The snakes were just six inches long and among a group of 12 pythons on the plane. Metro was watching a horribly edited version of ‘Snakes on a Plane’ where the curse words were overdubbed. There are three ways to do it, one is to tape a tame version at the same time, another is overdubbing in a recording studio, and the third would be to edit in other words that were said in the movie.
9:52 – Danny was almost recognized in the elevator today. A woman told him that he looked like that guy from the Partridge Family ‘way back in the day’ and then she told him he sounded like the guy. Danny won’t ever say ‘that ‘s me’ but he’ll leave the door open if he’s asked if he is Danny Bonaduce. Spike can’t spell Iguodala. He’s not a true Sixers fan.
9:59 – Danny’s Final Thought: I never try to pretend to know more than I do. The worst thing: a little knowledge is a dangerous thing; no knowledge is a really dangerous thing. When I heard from Showtime Eric Young ‘and then we’ll do the powerbomb’ I pretended I knew what it was to not look stupid. A little knowledge is a dangerous thing; no knowledge at all will put you in a wheelchair. Know what you know and learn more if you need to.
Danny Bonaduce Show 04/17/09
6:01 – Danny was mentioned on TNA Impact last night. They pumped up his match on Sunday. Sweet! He was a little unclear as to how to see his match with Showtime Eric Young before Lockdown, but it will air before the PPV as a teaser to get people interested in getting the event. Team 3D is coming in today, hopefully they won’t do anything to hurt Danny, he won’t tolerate it. To appease TNA Danny took down some HHCCW posters in the studio and brought in the National Enquirer article about being stabbed while defending his girlfriend Amy from muggers. The mugger that didn’t run away started running his mouth and Danny told him that he talked too much and if he was going to do something he’d have done it already. That’s when Danny got sliced. It sets a tone in the room when people come in the studio. While walking to work this morning he came upon three guys in hoodies while carrying the framed article, just like the ones that tried to mug him, and realized that it would be ironic and stupid if he died while defending himself from them.
6:25 – What happens when Danny runs out of Shaking Bonaduce cards? He’s at 11,412 hands now. It’s his quest to win over Philadelphia one person at a time. Danny was outside Cebu at 2nd and Chestnut when he noticed a plaque that identifies the location of a time capsule to be opened up by the mayor of Philadelphia in 2076 for the tercentennial. Danny thought he could get it opened if he had the right tools because there’s a crack in the sidewalk that leads to the time capsule. Rules are invisible until you’re caught doing something wrong. Amy thought they should come back at night dressed as ninjas to bust it open. What’s in the time capsule? Dan calls to suggest that Danny use his tiny plunger to open it. Tim calls to mention that though the sidewalk is cracked, there’s going to be 25 feet of concrete between Danny and the capsule.
6:38 – SPORTS: Flyers are in Pittsburgh tonight for game 2 of their first round playoff series. The Sixers will matchup against the Magic in the first round of the NBA playoffs; game 1 is Sunday in Orlando. Phillies lost to the Nationals 8-2, Hamels will pitch against San Diego tonight at Citizens Bank Ballpark.
Former NFL running back Travis Henry has pleaded guilty to trafficking cocaine in a federal drug case that could land him in prison for 10 years or more. He was arrested in Denver last October after authorities broke apart a drug ring that trafficked cocaine between Colorado and Montana.
John Madden is retiring from football announcing, where his enthusiastic, down-to-earth style made him one of sports' most popular broadcasters for three decades. Cris Collinsworth will replace Madden, moving over from the network's studio show. I can't wait to play Collinsworth '11 on Xbox 360
6:52 – Lips and Rob from Anvil are on the program. Their band was cutting edge when Metallica and Megadeth were coming up. Their documentary is playing at the Troc tonight. They were headed for big things and then faded away somehow. They went from playing to 70,000 people to just 6. Lips beats up a club owner on camera after he threatened to stiff the band on cash for the night. Nice!
7:05 – News with Shila:
Philadelphia city council members unanimously voted to approve a bill that would ban using handheld cell phones while driving Thursday. The ban applies to drivers talking, texting or e-mailing on a handheld cellular device while driving in the city. Hands-free devices will still be permitted under the measure. The approved bill also includes bicycles, in-line skates, scooters and skateboards. First time offenders will be fined $75. After 10 days of non-payment, the fine jumps to $150. That doesn’t seem right to Danny. Texting is dangerous. Why can’t a guy rollerblade and talk on the phone at the same time?
Wawa celebrates the 45th anniversary of the opening of its first food market, in the Folsom section of Ridley Township - the one George noticed. From a modest Delaware County milk-delivery business, Wawa has become the region's third-largest food merchant, behind Acme and ShopRite, according to Food Trade News. It employs 16,000 people and sells 195 million cups of coffee a year at its 570 stores in five states, and is among the top 10 coffee sellers in the country. Its revenue was about $1.6 billion last year, not counting the gas it pumped, which constitutes about 1 percent of the nation's total. Philly is Danny’s hometown, but there are some things he doesn’t know about in town. Wawa is something he DOES know. He’d prefer to order his hoagies in person rather than the computerized touch screen order machine.
YouTube said Thursday it is vastly expanding its library of full-length movies and TV shows it offers online, while also launching a new advertising service and adding about a dozen new content partners. The long-form videos will be housed on a unique page at http://www.youtube.com/shows and get a "Shows" tab on the main YouTube site. The offering, which went live late Thursday, marks a further departure from the fuzzy homemade clips that made the Web site popular and is the latest move in YouTube's attempt to boost sales and profits. Last week, YouTube announced it was teaming up with Universal Music Group to create an online music video venture. Danny has never ordered anything over the internet. No credit cards, no forms filled out. Someone needs to show him where to find some free porn.
For thousands of Americans, Tax Day was a moment to protest what they see as bloated budgets and a pile of debt being passed on to their children. So when the anti-tax "tea party" protests were held Wednesday across the country, cable anchors and guests -- who for weeks had all but ignored the story -- covered the protests by cracking a litany of references. CNN anchor Anderson Cooper interspersed "teabagging" references with analyst David Gergen's more staid commentary on how Republicans are still "searching for their voice."
7:30 – Team 3D from TNA Impact is in the studio. They’re big. They’ve got the New Japan title belt. Brother Ray and Brother Devon are fighting Beer Money at TNA Lockdown this Sunday. Beer Money talked trash about Philly and Team 3D love this town. They cut their teeth at ECW matches here years ago. There’s going to be a Philadelphia Street Fight on Sunday, this is not good news for Beer Money.
Does Danny have to be concerned about the six-sided ring? Team 3D tell him he should be more worried about the steel cage. Danny, Ray and Devon all have a dislike for Jonny Fairplay. 3D know that Danny is a tough guy, but does he need to be tougher? Does Showtime have a beef with Danny over a misunderstanding? Sounds like it, but there’s going to be a match on Sunday. Brother Ray and Brother Devon ask that the fans bring weapons to Lockdown on Sunday. He’s a big fan of cheese graters.
7:44 – Team 3D think that Danny needs to toughen up and prepare for the pain he might feel in the ring on Sunday. Ray is going to give him a chop and Devon is going to break a folding chair over his back. Danny wants it done right and wants a big purple handprint on his chest when this is over. Time to raise the pain threshold! SMACK! Danny tried to sell it like it didn’t hurt, but it stung pretty bad. Now Danny’s going to take a chair shot to the back. Danny’s out to prove that he takes wrestling serious and he’s not afraid of the work he has to put in. BAM! Chair to the back. Danny is momentarily speechless, but he does get out that it hurts. Now Danny is ready for TNA Lockdown!
8:08 – Danny checks in with Spike and TNA’s Lauren down at the Liacouras Center getting ready for TNA Lockdown. They’ve got the four finalists for front row tickets to Lockdown and a trip to Orlando to see a taping on TNA Impact. Who has created the best wrestling character?
1 - H. Dewey Cheatem is the first contestant. He’s an accountant that’s out of work. What’s in the brief case? The credit reports of his opponents.
2 – Mike the Marine is next; he’s 6’2” and 300. He’s a retired Marine and his finishing move is the Always Faithful, which is a reverse DDT.
3 – The Combat Casanova is next. He’s got an electronic belt buckle with his name scrolling across it. His finishing move is Sweet Intoxication. Danny thinks he’s dead meat, Spike thinks he’ll draw heat.
4 – The Real Deal David Misko is last. His finishing move is the Deal Maker. He’s also wearing a jacket made of ‘human flesh’. Danny digs his attitude.
8:38 – Back to Lauren and Spike! They’re in the Liacouras Center lobby with the steel cage and TNA’s Consequences Creed is there to help judge the trash talkin’ segment. Spike’s too afraid to go into the cage, it looks like it hurts.
First up is H. Dewey Cheatem. He starts firing at Spike and then slams Consequences with some financial themed trash talking. Mike the Marine is next, gets a little rough and took some lines from Full Metal Jacket while up in Consequence’s face. Combat Casanova is third, talks about how sexy his, and promises to steal Consequence’s dignity AND his girl. Real Deal David Misko is last. He swings hard, but misses. Now Consequences has to determine the best trash talker. Word of Team 3D’s treatment of Danny is spreading around the locker room. He can take some bumps.
8:56 – Team 3D is down at the Licacouras Center with Lauren and Spike, Danny calls them sweethearts. Brother Ray thinks that if Danny can turn it into a street fight he can win, but if it’s a full on wrestling match Eric Young has the upper hand. Ray looks at the Ultimate Wrestler contestants and if this is the future of wrestling then we’re all in trouble. Brother Ray wants them to have a rumble in the steel cage to find a winner. Lauren, Spike, and Consequences decide that H. Dewey Cheatem is the winner. Tickets for TNA Lockdown now and there’s a special event for fans at the Electric Factory tomorrow.
9:10 – News with Shila:
A Montgomery County police officer, desperate for a life-saving transplant, found his "Jedi Knight" among some Sci-Fi friends. It is "The Force" that brought the donor and his recipient together. The world renowned Cleveland Clinic looked a bit like a "Star Wars" movie set at mid afternoon, but it made perfect sense. The familiar characters were paying a visit to Lower Merion Police Officer Jeffrey Romanoff. Officer Romanoff is a huge Star Wars fan and is recovering from a kidney transplant. However, for Officer Romanoff, Star Wars has provided much more than entertainment; it has given him the chance for a new life.
A Delaware man entered an unlocked apartment while the two occupants were sleeping and raided the refrigerator, taking 100 frozen chicken wings, a pound of frozen salmon, 18 frozen Hot Pockets and 20 hamburger patties worth a total of $82, according to court records. The victims did not know their apartment had been burglarized until morning, when they discovered the food missing. Surveillance video showed the man enter the victims' apartment empty-handed about 2:58 a.m. and leave with a yellow plastic grocery bag that appeared to be weighted down, police said. It also shows him trying to get into six other apartments in the building.
9:41 – The boys from Killer Kreations is here to drop off Danny’s bike. He’s pretty stoked about the custom paint job. Danny will look like half man/half machine when he comes to the Liacouras Center.
9:52 – Danny broke a steel chair earlier today thanks to Devon Dudley. He’s stronger than steel! His back has welts, but nothing bleeding. Danny beat the chair. It was probably the hardest hit he’s taken for the show so far.
Danny Bonaduce Show 04/16/09
6:03 – Danny woke up without cigarettes??? Gibbons is on the case, Danny will have tobacco soon. Last night while having conversations during sex Jeff, the Program Director came up. Danny’s taken to calling him Baby Boss. Jeff bought a unicycle to joust Danny soon, he’s excited about it, but Jeff yawns and rolls his eyes while having conversations with Danny. Danny kind of digs that. That’s when Danny suddenly realized while praising Jeff he was still having mid-sex with Amy. If he didn’t notice she certainly did. It’s almost a man crush! Usually it takes people a while to realize that Danny has a very loud bark, but not much of a bite. It took Jeff three days.
6:30 – SPORTS: Sixers beat the Cavs in OT and the Flyers lost to the Penguins 4-1 in the opening game of the playoffs.
It turns out the Detroit Pistons aren't the only ones who don't wont Allen Iverson around. The All-Star point guard has been banned from both the MGM and Greektown casinos, according to the Detroit News. NBA officials are looking into an incident involving Iverson and one of his body guards at Greektown but that's not the reason for the Answer's banning. Apparently he has been warned numerous times for his demeaning behavoir towards dealers, wait staff and other players at the table. The Detroit shops aren't the only places that have had trouble with Iverson. There was a disturbance at a Minnesota casino earlier this year and he's already earned a poor rep at Atlantic City. The report also suggests that Iverson's actions have to be especially rude to incur a barring with many Detroit casinos battling bankruptcy. Throwing chips and cards at a dealer is just childish, but worse is taking it out on the guy sitting next to you.
10. Domination/Submission – Danny’s into world domination, not bedroom domination, but he digs some domination. Getting put in his place is fun for Danny.
Heath calls to say that he wants to be with a British midget. He loves the accent and wants to be with a midget. Not on the list.
9. Harem of Women – How is that only at number 9? A harem is bitchin’! 8. An Older Woman – Not for Danny, but if he was younger he’d be down with it. 7. Orgy – Danny saw one on vacation at a clothing optional resort. Bodies stacked on top of bodies. 6. Watching Your Girl with Another Man – No thank you. 5. Forbidden Fruit – Not clear enough to get a yes on. 4. Sex with a Stranger – YES! 3. Role Playing/Costumes – This is Metro’s territory. Star Wars, the weary traveler. This is his heaven. 2. Sex on Location – That makes sense, sex outside of home is cool. 1. Threesome – That seems a little plain, Danny wants something more supercharged
7:05 – Jenn calls to say she makes her living doing phone sex, not listed on the fantasy list. She’s usually doing laundry or dishes when she’s working. She makes a good chunk of change dealing with feminizing women. Jim calls to say he fantasizes about anti-gravity, weightless sex would be tops for him. Top 3 for women:
3. Being with Another Woman – Not on Shila’s list. 2. High Priced Call Girl – That’s good with her. A ‘Pretty Woman’ role play would be her fantasy, but she’d need some drinks first. 1. Being Carried Off By A Sexy Stranger – Danny’s talked to many women who want to be dominated. From man’s perspective it can go from fun to arrest in a split second, she just needs to change her mind.
7:12 – News with Shila:
A first-in-the-nation law in New Jersey will require new drivers ages 21 and younger to display identifying decals on their vehicles. Gov. Jon Corzine signed the law Wednesday; it takes effect next year. The decals will probably be a small reflective rectangle attached to the front and rear license plates to help police enforce restrictions on probationary drivers, motor vehicle officials said. There’s already an identifying mark on the back of cars from the Garden State to identify bad drivers, they’re calls New Jersey license plates.
Investigators are trying to piece together the events surrounding the apparent theft of a luxury vehicle in West Philadelphia. Police said the puzzling incident began with a home invasion on Sherwood Road in West Philadelphia on April 7. The victim reported $72,000 worth of goods was taken from the home, including a computer, digital camera and 2009 Jaguar. A father and son, who are friends with the victim, said they spotted a suspect brazenly driving the pricey car in the neighborhood Wednesday. "So, basically a genius drives around for 10 days in the same neighborhood he stole the car from," Taron Fripps said.
7:31 – Who Would Win In A Fight: Angelina Jolie vs. Megan Fox?
Metro thinks that Angelina is yesterday’s news, washed up, and over! She used to be a tough girl, but now she’s mommy to the United Nations. She’s soft. Megan is a younger, more improved version of the same girl. Shila thinks that Angelina, being 33, isn’t over the hill. She’s got experience, stamina from taking care of all those kids, she’s got fighting techniques from the action films she did, she’s a little nuts because of her daddy issues. Danny can’t believe that he’s going to agree with Shila, but he does. Danny notes that mothers have incredible strength from holding their children for hours at a time, and Angelina can shred Megan because she’s close to the edge.
George calls to say Angelina because the intense training from Tomb Raider, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, and Wanted. Nick takes Angelina because of her experiences and her psychosis. Mike takes Angelina because of experience. Joe takes Angelina, although Megan is hotter. Bob calls to say that the winner would be anyone watching.
7:49 – Dave takes Megan because anyone would get a boner when they see Megan Fox. Brilliant dude. Shila starts throwing verbal knives at Metro; Megan Fox is dating Brian Austin Green and calls him a pussy. Mike calls to take Angelina. Doug picks Angelina because she’s from the loins of Jon Voight. April take Angelia because she’s a cutter and her acting job in Girl Interrupted. Nancy takes Megan because there’s a chance that Angelina would elect not to fight because of her baby saving ways. Al goes with Angelia because age and treachery will always overcome youth and enthusiasm in a fight. Someone famous said that. Tallying up the votes Angelina wins the phones and takes over 70% of the texts.
8:08 – Entertainment News: Denzel Washington did a good job going incognito while visiting the Penn campus Friday with his family on a tour for prospective students. Washington, with about a week's growth of beard, a baseball cap and sweats, strolled around Penn with wife Pauletta and their children, twins Olivia and Malcolm, who turned 18 on that day. Danny didn’t like Glory, but thought Denzel was great in it.
Hulk Hogan made a controversial statement in an interview with Rolling Stone, saying his messy split with wife Linda has him feeling like O.J. Simpson. "I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like O.J., cutting everybody's throat," Hogan said. "You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife... "I totally understand O.J. I get it." Hogan has since backtracked on the statement as his P.R. rep, Elizabeth Rosenthal, told E! News that he "in no way condones the O.J. situation." Danny completely sees what Hulk was thinking, but saying it print is something else. Tim calls to agree that after a lifetime of supporting his wife, for her to take it and hand it over to some teenager is out of hand.
OK, answer me this: If you care so much about Bret, why is Danny Bonaduce claiming you hit on him a few weeks ago?
That’s so funny! I went on his show during my Pet of the Year tour, and I told him I had a crush on him when I was a little girl. But his producers kept pushing it and pushing it asking if I would go on a date with Danny. The whole time I kept thinking “He’s got a girlfriend.” His poor girlfriend. He actually said “She got into a car accident and died, so now we can date.” That’s horrible. Now she hates me. The whole thing has been blown out of proportion. I honestly never stepped out of bounds. I think Danny just milked it for radio. On the record, I did not try to meet Danny behind his girlfriend’s back and I definitely don’t want to sleep with him.
Danny’s version is that she’s a liar and he has witnesses. Shila saw Taya give her the number and there were conversations that Danny would only come to New York to sleep with her. Metro, the ‘producers’ of the show never pushed her to do or say anything she didn’t want to. Danny knows what happens on Rock of Love which could get Taya sued for running her mouth after being under a confidential contract that forbids that.
8:41 – Better Vedder! Danny takes calls from the audience, the best Eddie Vedder impression will be qualified to see him at the Tower in June when he comes to town for a pair of solo shows. It goes much smoother than ‘What is Eddie Vedder Saying?’ Tickets to see Eddie go on sale Saturday at LiveNation.com
9:04 – News with Shila:
Whipped up by conservative commentators and bloggers, tens of thousands of protesters staged "tea parties" around the country Wednesday to tap into the collective angst stirred up by a bad economy, government spending and bailouts.
A friend says a 9-year-old New York City boy might have been imitating a video game character when he apparently made a plastic parachute and jumped to his death from his apartment building's roof. No one should leave a nine year-old alone at home. Parents have blamed music, and now it’s video games. Danny jumped off the roof when he was younger, but never thought he could glide. Now it comes out that he was trying to perform Jeff Hardy’s Swanton Bomb.
A central Pennsylvania man begged a judge to send him to jail, only to have the judge tell him to borrow money to repay a convenience store $214 for gasoline the man allegedly stole in six separate trips. Jerome Banks, 42, wanted Blair County Judge Hiram Carpenter to jail him Tuesday.
Authorities in Michigan say a man fathered 14 children with 13 different women and owes more than $530,000 in unpaid child support. The Flint Journal reports 42-year-old Thomas Frazier was jailed Thursday. Court records say he hasn't made a support payment in six years. The newspaper says the unemployed man could be held for 90 days if he doesn't pay $27,900. Frazier says he thinks he fathered only three of the children and that it's unrealistic for authorities to expect him to pay child support that was $3,000 a month at one point.
9:18 – The girls of Supercuts are in the studio to give Danny a haircut for his wrestling match on Sunday. Jennifer and Star will give Danny a cut that will help define his in the ring personal.
9:45 – Danny got a fresh new ‘do thanks to Supercuts. He might go back in for highlights. See the new haircut on Sunday at TNA Lockdown.
9:53 – Danny is adorable, but still menacing. Danny had to sign a bunch of paperwork for TNA recently and one of the forms he signed was to okay his TNA trading card. Sweet! There are Partridge Family trading cards with Danny on them going for good money on eBay. Next up: Danny Bonaduce Action Figure!
10:02 - Danny’s Final Thought: The Penthouse Pet of the Year offered me sex, I didn’t take it. Yet she still screwed me. How’s that possible?
Danny Bonaduce Show 04/15/09
6:03 – Shila doesn’t understand why Quentin Tarantino was giving vocal advice on American Idol last night. Quentin has a slight obsession with Danny; he’s a bit of a pop culture junkie. He once called Danny with a role in one of the Kill Bill movies. Radio is Danny’s career, television is just fun to do, but radio is what puts the food on the table. Danny was going to be the groom during the wedding scene that gets shot up by the Deadly Viper Assassin Squad. Danny auditioned, got the part and then Quentin launched into a Partridge Family inquest. Danny had to turn down the role because his radio show came first, but Quentin still calls. He’s a pretty intense dude.
6:29 – SPORTS: Sixers lost their 6th in a row. The Flyers kick off the playoffs in Pittsburgh tnight. The Phillies are planning a tribute to Harry at Citizens Bank Ballpark on Saturday and they’ll also wear honorary patches for Harry for the rest of the season. Yesterday the NFL released the Eagles 2009 schedule.
6:48 – Danny is between fads. Currently he’s in the biker/MMA look, prior to that he was in a big Hot Topic phase because of his daughter, a few years ago he was ‘the magic’ guy. Danny’s noticed he’s bringing his tight shirt/tight shirt phase to an end, but what’s next? Last night Danny and his mom got into a disagreement over whether she was wearing a dress or a London Opera Coat. Danny pulled out his London Opera Coat to prove to her he was right. It was a staple in his wardrobe two years ago. It wasn’t just a Halloween outfit. Danny and his mom have matching dresses. He was committed to his vampire outfit; looking back he wonders why he wore it at all. Tomorrow we could get a new Danny!
7:05 – News with Shila:
Today is tax day. If you have yet to file your taxes, here are some tips from the Internal Revenue Service to help you meet the deadline and get your refund. Submit your tax return electronically. It's more accurate, and refunds are delivered in about half the time. If you e-file and use direct deposit, your refund should be deposited within two weeks. Need more time? If you need more time to send in your paperwork, file a Form 4868, and you'll have until Oct. 15 to file the tax return. However, extensions provide additional time only to file your return, not to pay. Taxpayers should estimate their tax liability and pay any balance due by today. Why not let the IRS do your taxes? They can do the work while you relax!
After nearly seven weeks, two longtime friends came forward with one of two winning Powerball tickets. Delaware lottery officials say the pair, who wish to remain anonymous, bought the ticket at Ben Bows Package Store in Dover just before the February 28th drawing. They won half of a $174 million drawing. Each will get a lump sum payment of $35 million after taxes are withheld.
Lou calls to say that he didn’t do his taxes for a few years, so the IRS did them for him. It came with some penalties. Jane calls to say her friend mails her paperwork to the IRS and they do the taxes for her, but it takes a little time to get a return. Tommy calls to say that the IRS will do your taxes, but if they mess up they’ll still rake you over the coals.
Psychologists have found that how much people smile in old photographs can predict their later success in marriage. In one test, the researchers looked at people's college yearbook photos, and rated their smile intensity from 1 to 10. None of the people who fell within the top 10 percent of smile strength had divorced, while within the bottom 10 percent of smilers, almost one in four had had a marriage that ended, the researchers say. (Scoring was based on the stretch in two muscles: one that pulls up on the mouth, and one that creates wrinkles around the eyes.) Danny is scowling in his senior year photo.
Vermont lawmakers are considering a bill that would grant legal protections to teenagers who send sexually explicit photos and videos to one another with their cellphones. If approved, the state would be one of the first in the nation to make the practice known as "sexting" legal.Children taking their clothes off can’t be legal. Teens that do it now are being tagged as prosecuted as sex offenders for consensual contact. They don’t want to ruin the lives of teens if they’re tagged with being a child pornographer for something they did at thirteen. This is a modern day Blue Law. Danny’s certain that it’s illegal for women to wear patent leather shoes in Cleveland, Ohio.
7:29 – He's right! In Cleveland it is illegal for women to wear patent leather shoes. Danny wants to take calls from people about Blue Laws that will never be enforced. Check out a big list here.
Florida - A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
Oregon - It is illegal to whisper “dirty” things in your lover’s ear during sex.
Alabama - It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
Alabama - You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
Bensalem, Pennsylvania - Persons convicted of felonies may not operate Bingo games.
Shane calls to say that missionary sex is the only way to do it legally in Philly. It was a thrill for Danny because it was all he got from his wife. Rich brings up that dueling is legally allowed in Pennsylvania, but if Danny participates he can’t become Governor. Melissa calls to say that tying a giraffe to a telephone pole is illegal in Georgia. Tim calls to bring up that Ocean City, NJ is dry on Sundays. Rick calls to say that in Ohio it’s illegal to wear an ice cream cone on your nose. Jerry calls to say it’s illegal to slurp soup in New Jersey. Andy calls to say that his wife found a law stating that women could only drive if their husbands walk in front of the car waving orange flags yelling ‘woman driver!’ Tim notes that it’s illegal to drive in your pajamas in California. Jeff used to live in South Carolina and notes that it’s still legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sunday with a stick no longer than your arm and no thicker than your thumb. Hence ‘rule of thumb.’
8:08 – Entertainment News:
Jamie Foxx launched a crude attack on teen sensation Miley Cyrus on his Sirius satellite radio show, saying: "Make a sex tape and grow up!" It's not clear when the comments were made. But the insults began flying after someone brought up the 16-year-old's recent feud with Radiohead after Cyrus wasn't allowed to hang out with the band after the Grammys. Miley’s movie opened up doing $30 million of business. Attacking a 16 year-old girl over her appearances is uncalled for. Billy Ray might show up on Jamie’s doorstep with a shot gun.
Vanity Fair conducted a survey attempting to find the Most Beautiful Woman in the World for its upcoming issue, and Halle Berry nabbed 4 percent of the vote to rank third on the list. In choosing the most beautiful woman, VF provided a list of 19 to choose from. Angelina Jolie came in first with 58 percent of the vote, followed by supermodel Gisele Bündchen with 9 percent. Beyonce managed to pull 2 percent, which tied with Cate Blanchett, Catherine Deneuve, "Slumdog Millionaire" star Frida Pinto and Natalia Vodianova for fifth place. Actress Kerry Washington received 1 percent of the vote Other beauties among VF's 19 include Jennifer Connelly, Penelope Cruz, Scarlett Johansson, Queen Rania of Jordan and Bar Refaeli at 3% each; Ziyi Zhang with 2% and France's First Lady Carla Bruni, Elle MacPherson, Kate Moss and Gwyneth Paltrow capturing 1% of the vote. Danny thinks they’re all attractive girls, but the hottest girls? Where’s Megan Fox?
Lindsay Lohan's looking for love ... via a fake eHarmony ad. The troubled starlet poked fun at her woes in a short faux spot for the dating site posted on FunnyorDie.com. BRAVO! Danny used to take his daughter to Lindsay Lohan movies, now he wants to nail Lohan.
8:33 – Breaking News: Jamie Foxx has apologized for making fun of Miley Cyrus. Danny was right.
8:40 – Metro got a new tattoo on Saturday and something went wrong. He sat for 4 ½ hours getting the ink he went home checked it out and realized the Weezer lyric he got tattooed on his arm was wrong. ‘And you know I’m yours…’ turned out to be ‘And you known I’m yours…’ It was actually Metro’s fault because his mind slipped when writing down the lyrics for the tattoo guy to trace over. He went back yesterday for a fix that turned out fine. Danny has tattoos of names of people he can’t remember, but they’re all spelled right. Shila thinks that it’s goofy that Metro and his girlfriend Aimee are getting matching tattoos. What if they break up? Danny understands that, but thinks it’s romantic. Justin calls to say that his ‘Alpha-Omega’ tattoo and got ‘Alpa-Omega.’
8:52 – Spike comes in to defend Shila. That’s the same Spike that got a matching kitten tattoo with a girl. There was no real plan for Metro and Aimee to get matching tattoos, but Aimee thought his idea was cool and hitched her ink wagon to his tatt. Danny branded an ‘A’ in his ass as a romantic gesture to his girlfriend Amy.
9:05 – Danny wants to take calls. Tim thinks that there’s a direct correlation between the time willing to submit yourself to pain and romance. Joe calls to say Shila needs to go to charm school and get some class. He doesn’t understand why she doesn’t find it romantic. Pat thinks Metro is a dumb ass for not noticing the error before getting it on his body. Metro brings up Spikes ‘kattoo.’ Spike recognizes he has made tattoo mistakes and recognizes the mistakes he’s made. Danny thinks that Metro will have to stick to the tattoo and never deny it was for a girl. Spike thinks Metro would deny if there was a new girl.
9:12 – Brian calls to say that anyone that gets another person’s name tattooed on themselves is dumb, unless it’s their child. Danny thinks that some flesh is overvalued, he got a Craig Ferguson tattoo for a television segment. Gibbons thinks that if there is a break up Metro can get the song lyrics blacked out. Where’s the fun in that? John calls to agree with Shila and thinks the tattoo is fruity. He got a tattoo when he got married and regretted it when she left him.
9:28 – News with Shila:
An Ohio woman is serving 60 days in jail because police said she ordered adult magazines in a neighbor's name during a feud. Police said the 47-year-old woman told authorities she wanted payback after being charged with a misdemeanor because of a complaint made by the other woman. Mail fraud? Tom Cruise took down the mob with a stamp in ‘The Firm.’
Shocked Russian surgeons found a fir tree growing inside the lung of a 28-year old man. Surgeons initially thought they were removing a tumor. The tree is about five centimeters in size. The medical staff believes the man somehow inhaled a seed which later sprouted inside his lung. A two-inch tree is really a bush, and having your bush removed has to hurt.
10:00 – Danny’s Final Thought: Ladies and gentlemen: Love hurts and it’s worth it.
Danny Bonaduce Show 04/14/09
6:02 – The water from the station water fountain is brown. It’s got the wrong kind of iron. Shila went out to lunch with one of her old college roommates yesterday. Two of Shila’s college roommates got pregnant in their senior year. When Danny was coming up if a young woman got pregnant in school she disappeared. His high school was really small, diverse and eccentric. The school’s owner’s niece OD’d on Quaaludes so she called a school meeting about the dangerous of drugs when a girl slid out of her chair and hit the floor. Three people in the meeting were passed out by the time the meeting was finished. Danny doesn’t like that certain sections of the community can use words he can’t. Words be free!
6:14 – Gerald calls to say that over the weekend he was telling people about Danny’s show and got into a confrontation about Danny. Danny’s done plenty of drugs, but he’s never hit a girl. He has hit a man dressed as a girl though. Danny had a grueling workout at wrestling school last night working on the Swanton bomb. Danny has varicose veins that really hurt after tough workouts.
6:29 – SPORTS: Legendary Phillies broadcaster Harry Kalas passed away before yesterday's win. Danny almost cried last night, not because he follows the Phillies closely, but what got Danny emotional was that he died in the broadcast booth. There’s how Danny wants to go. Coming off of a huge World Series win against the Rays, who employee his son as a broadcaster, it was a great send off for Harry.
6:50 – Danny got written up in the newspaper for eating at Champps yesterday. He met a guy that knows Metro and invited Danny to check out a shoot for his amateur porn company. Danny never hears of Metro having normal friends. Danny ordered a fruity drink because he was torn up from wrestling school. Danny asked for three drinks at once, but was told that restaurant rules limited him to one at a time. The waitress brings the three drink, chugged all three straight. Problem solved. THAT is ‘lunching.’
7:06 – News with Shila: A pilot died in mid-flight. But a little luck, a little instinct, and a lot of prayers saved the passengers on board a plane bound for Jackson, Mississippi. We spoke with the passenger who took control and saved his family's life. Sully landed a jet in the Hudson, that’s a hero. Danny would love to land a plane in danger!
A Burger King advertisement for new Tex-Mex style hamburgers, which features a squat Mexican draped in his country's flag and an American cowboy, has offended Mexican officials who want the spot pulled. Mexico's ambassador to Spain said posters for the new "Texican whopper," a cheeseburger with chili and spicy mayonnaise, inappropriately display the Mexican flag, which is draped over the diminutive wrestler like a pancho. "This advertisement denigrates the image of our country and uses improperly Mexico's national flag," Jorge Zermeno wrote in a letter to Burger King in Spain, the Reforma newspaper reported on Monday. Danny doesn’t understand what the big deal is, but using another country’s flag could be offensive.
The carcass of a fifth dolphin, apparently from last summer's wayward group stranded in a New Jersey river, washed ashore last night at a park in the town of Rumson. This comes just days after the remains of the fourth dead Bottlenose dolphin were found floating in the Shrewsbury-Navesink river complex last week. "I was waiting for it to happen," Rumson Police Chief Richard Tobias said, explaining that he was not surprised. This fifth dead dolphin, by the federal National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration's count, was spotted last night in the surf at Victory Park in Rumson.
Enrique call to say that wearing a Mexican flag in his culture is off limits. Danny also notes that wearing the American flag can be a Class B misdemeanor.
7:34 – Danny Bonaduce: Life Coach
John has been trying to get divorced for two years, but she’s holding out for more money. As soon as he moved out she moved in her boyfriend. John’s lawyer suggests he hires a investigator to prove cohabitating, but spying on his kids and wife seems odd. There’s a huge price difference between looking up information on someone and running a stake out. The boyfriend has to stay there four nights in a row to prove cohabitation, but it could be worth the cost for John. Another option is to stick a camera in the trees to capture the boyfriend’s schedule. Dragging his teenage son in to testify won’t do him any favors with the judge.
Justin broke up with his fiancée on Thursday. He’s been a mess since. He’s 23? Danny says to wait a few months and the right one will come along. Time heals all wounds.
7:49 – Bill just went through a divorce/alimony situation like John. He suggests going through the garbage for mail with the boyfriend’s name on it. There’s a chance that if they catch him they could get a restraining order which leads to more trouble for John. Maybe drive by and take the trash with you!
Sabrina has four children, and her oldest daughter is 22, pregnant and unmarried. However she’s not certain who the father is. She’s narrowed it down to two guys. One of the guys is in Buck County prison, the other guy is bipolar, but not in jail. Danny thinks the guy not in jail will readily provide DNA, but Sabrina’s problem is she might not want to know. The bad boy might be going away because he committed his third felony. Sabrina’s not sure she wants her daughter to have the child is the dad is the guy in prison. Exterminating the baby’s life doesn’t sit well with Danny. Either she’s pro-choice or pro-life. Terminating the pregnancy over the father isn’t fair.
8:09- Entertainment News: Mel Gibson's wife of 28 years filed for divorce Monday, citing irreconcilable differences. Robyn Gibson filed the petition, which offers no details of the breakup, in Los Angeles Superior Court. The couple have seven children, but only one under 18. Robyn Gibson has requested joint custody of their son who turns 10 on Tuesday. Details of how the couple's assets will be divided were not spelled out in the court filings. Robyn Gibson is seeking jewelry and earnings and assets she accrued after the couple separated, and a share of the money and assets. Danny has a Braveheart sword. It’s not sharp; he might bring it in to cut stuff in the studio.
Two trials involving one legendary music producer. The first jury couldn't reach a unanimous decision, but the second found Phil Spector guilty of second-degree murder in the shooting death of actress Lana Clarkson. Six years after Clarkson was found dead in the foyer of Spector's mansion, the diminutive 69-year-old now finds himself in a Los Angeles jail cell after he was convicted on Monday. His sentencing is scheduled for May 29 where he faces at least 18 years to life in prison barring a successful appeal. He could build a house out of all of his gold records.
Adult film actress Marilyn Chambers, the onetime Ivory Snow model who gained greater fame as the star of the X-rated "Behind the Green Door," was found dead Sunday by her teenage daughter at her home in Southern California. She was 56. Authorities have not released a cause of death. Ms. Chambers, given name Marilyn Briggs, was central to the erotic empire built by the late Mitchell brothers - Jim and Artie - at their Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre, now in its 40th year. Cause of death? Ron Jeremy perhaps?
Tommy Lee has landed Motley Crue bandmate Nikki Sixx in trouble after revealing the rocker once relieved himself in a Los Angeles police car. In a new Hustler magazine interview, the drummer recalls the band's early days - when they were regulars at hotspot Whisky a Go Go. And he remembers all about a 25-year-old mystery that left a police officer's car showered with urine. Lee says, "There was this unmanned cop car parked in the alley behind the Whisky, and Nikki picked up this stick and smashed in the f---ing window. He took a piss inside the f---ing cop car." If it’s still an open case that could mean trouble for Sixx.
8:32 – What’s Eddie Vedder Saying? for tickets to see one of his solo shows at the Tower in June. First up some lyrics from 'Once'
Back seat lover on the side of the road
I got a bomb in my temple that is gonna explode
I got a sixteen gauge buried under my clothes...I pray.
8:45 – We finally have a winner! There was some dispute over ‘back seat lover’ vs. ‘backstreet lover.’
8:52 – Mike calls in to say that the agony from ‘What’s Eddie Vedder Saying?’ has made him think about pulling the radio out of his dashboard. Luckily for him and the rest of us, someone gets the next one on the first try.
While you were sittin’ home alone at age thirteen
Your real daddy was dyin’, sorry you didn’t see him
9:09 – News with Shila:
A Norristown man was stabbed to death on Saturday, allegedly for refusing to pay his assailant's ex-girlfriend $5 for a beer run. At about 2 a.m. police found the body of Christopher Ozuna, 30, with at least 11 stab wounds outside a house on Swede Street near Jacoby, in Norristown, according to the Montgomery County District Attorney's Office.Depending on the type of beer, it’s not unreasonable to Danny.
Facebook users have lower overall grades than non-users, according to a survey of college students who also ironically said the social networking site does not interfere with studying. That disconnect between perception and reality does not necessarily mean that Facebook leads to less studying and worse grades -- the grades association could be caused by something else. However, it does raise more questions about how students spend their time outside class on activities such as Facebook, part-time jobs and extracurricular activities. Danny sees how it can be a distraction.
A woman who had planned to spend a quiet Easter at home is $33 million richer after hitting the second largest Megabucks jackpot in history at a Nevada casino. Slot machine maker International Game Technology says 38-year-old Rachael Renee Romanick hit the jackpot Sunday night at Terrible's Rail City in Sparks.
In a spoof of a well-known YouTube cleaning-products video, a man dressed as a priest advises viewers "there is only one way to clean yourself from the inside out. . . . We have hundreds of priests waiting to take your confession and give you that almost baptized feeling." Officials in the dioceses of Brooklyn and Rockville Centre acknowledge the piece is a bit "edgy," but they say they needed to grab Catholics' attention to get them back into the confessional booth - especially during Holy Week. Danny was raised Roman Catholic and that didn’t mean fun at church. He did play ‘Freak Out the Priest’ during confessional, which was a good time.
10:00 – Danny’s Final Thought: Usually I try to leave you with a final thought that maybe means something or maybe is trying to be funny. This one I hope means something, but is definitely not trying to be funny in any way. May we all be as lucky to live our lives the way Harry Kalas did. May you all have that good fortune. I’ve heard more than once ‘find something you love, do that, and you’ll never work a day in your life.’ That was a blessed man. May you all be that lucky.
Danny Bonaduce Show 04/13/09
6:01 – Danny wasn’t feeling well this weekend, he’s been worn out from wrestling training, but his mother is in town. She likes to sing in gay bars. He played king of the couch while his mom went out with Amy and stuffed his face while healing from the self inflicted torture. While trying to sleep he was startled by his mother and some of her gay friends were singing show tunes in the street. Danny spent the rest of his weekend lifting men over his head and grappling with large, muscular men. Danny also has a player piano he loves, that’s a little out of tune from being moved a few times and the tempo also has to be set. So Danny’s walking down the stairs to some out of tune, super fast show tunes. Danny’s greeted by six gay guys totally drunk, his mom conducting them, and a silver wig on the piano. Danny yelled and demanded a stop. Everyone stopped, until Danny went back up stairs and they launched back into songs. So Danny got dressed and joined the chorus. Danny’s mom is stopping by the show later today. Maybe she and Danny will sing and dance!
6:30 – SPORTS - Matt Stairs nailed a two-run homer in the top of the ninth, sparking a 7-5 win for the Phillies over the Rockies yesterday. Sixers lost to the Raptors 104-111, dropping their fifth straight game. Flyers lost home ice advantage in the first round of the playoffs when the Rangers beat them 4-3 yesterday.
6:44 – Danny’s a little nervous because his mother isn’t sure when she’s leaving, but she did score points for noticing that Danny look bigger from working out. Danny’s mother was the first person he called when he was shot. She asked if he was shot in an important place, he said ‘No, only in Encino’ and she laughed and hung up. Danny’s muscles have caused Metro some tension at home. While watching a movie Metro told his girlfriend that he wants to get into a bar fight. She replied that he wouldn’t stand a chance. If she needs her honor upheld she has mace. She said that he couldn’t throw a punch, he’s not Danny. Danny’s certain that Metro’s not a fight and his punches probably won’t hurt. Metro feels challenged and feels he has to get into a bar fight. Danny’s been around the block more than a few times. Usually the fights start over girls running their mouths or baiting their guy into fights. Danny can teach Metro how to throw a punch, the words to say to stop things before they escalate into a fight, but it’s when a guy gets back up that you can’t prepare for.
6:53 – Shila had to break up a fight between a normally calm friend and some dude that put him in an MMA choke hold. Not fun. Jerry calls in to offer taking a beating from Metro and fulfill the fantasy. Metro’s worried that Jerry’s instincts will kick in and forget about the script. Shila thinks that Metro should learn to box, Danny thinks grappling classes would do him better. Tim used to be a bouncer when his girlfriend came up to him and asked him to take care of a guy that was looking at her. He talked to the fella which lead to Tim knocking his teeth out. Later Tim talked to the bartender and found out it was his girlfriend that was flirting with the guy that got his ass beat. Mike was at a strip club with his girl when a stranger started putting his hands on her, knowing that the bouncers are dead serious he went to them and had them handle the situation. Now she still gives him trouble about it. Danny’s solution? Go in, hit first, grab the guys neck so he can’t hit back and wait for the bouncers.
7:06 – News with Shila:
Six weeks have passed since someone - the world is still wondering who - went to Plymouth Meeting Mall and bought a Powerball ticket worth $46.6 million. Cash. Ben Bow's Package Store in Dover, Del., sold the only other Feb. 28 winner, and that person's identity is also still a mystery. Together, those tickets are eligible to split a jackpot with an annuity value of $174.4 million. Danny has a tough time keep track of his driver’s license; keeping track of a lottery ticket is out of the question.
A Philadelphia cable network's early morning broadcast of a Good Friday service at the Vatican abruptly changed to something wildly different — a 30-second "Girls Gone Wild" ad. Comcast spokesman Jeff Alexander says the 2 a.m. Friday programming glitch was due to a required test of the Emergency Alert System. He says such tests are usually done in the overnight hours.
Firefighters rescued Anthony Abruzzese, who fell more than 30 feet into a silo housing flour for blueberry waffles at a Kellogg’s plant in Winslow Township, Camden, NJ. Abruzzese, 38, is an employee at Kellogg. He got stuck in the silo when he went to check the flour levels, only to find himself waist deep in the white, powdery mix, according to the fire chief. That could be the second best way to die ever.
A Polish politician has criticized his local zoo for acquiring a "gay" elephant. Local media reports the elephant, named Ninio, prefers male companions and will probably not procreate. "We didn't pay 37 million zlotys ($15.5 million) for the largest elephant house in Europe to have a gay elephant live there," Michal Grzes, a conservative councilor in the city of Poznan in western Poland, was quoted as saying. "We were supposed to have a herd, but as Ninio prefers male friends over females how will he produce offspring?"
7:29- Danny needs a wrestling nick name for his match against 'Showtime' Eric Young at TNA Lockdown on Sunday. He can’t use the name he was given in HHCCW, ‘The Duce’ will get turned into ‘The Douche’ which won’t fly. ‘El Duce’ was Mousallini’s nickname, which might not work either. Maybe the Partridge Impaler! That could work. ‘El Duce’ means ‘The Leader’ big deal!. Mark comes up with ‘Drive Time’ Danny Bonaduce to promote the show. Maybe after the weekend with his mom he can be ‘Show Tunes’ Danny Bonaduce. Andy thinks that he can go with Dante ‘The Inferno’ Bonaduce, which is Danny’s actual name and his finishing move can be the Hell Hammer. Bobby thinks the ‘Italian Scallion’ would work. He would be an onion??? Bill thinks that to focus on his finishing move ‘Swanton Bombaduce’ but Danny learned that it’s not an easy move to master. Joe calls up to suggest ‘The Wicked Wop’ but that might not fly. Larry calls in screaming that Danny needs to keep the finishing move the ‘Swantonaduce’, Danny digs it. Rick calls in with the ‘The Albino Rhino’ which Danny likes, but notes that he has the skin texture of a basketball and isn’t pale. Ron calls to suggest ‘Danny the Flying Douche’ and his finishing move can be the ‘Summer’s Eve Slam.’
7:43 – Tom calls with the ‘Philadephia Madman,’ Danny was thinking about cutting himself before the match even starts. Is that too much? Yes, according to Shila and Metro. Pat calls to say he loves ‘Dante the Inferno’ as a nickname. Danny digs it.
8:00 – Entertainment News:
Billy Bob Thornton's band has canceled the rest of its Canadian tour after the actor compared the country's fans with mashed potatoes with no gravy. The Boxmasters opened for Willie Nelson on Thursday in Toronto, where they reportedly were booed and met with catcalls of "Here comes the gravy." A note posted on Nelson's Web site Friday said the Boxmasters were canceling the rest of their Canadian dates "due to one band member and several of the crew having the flu." The cancellation came two days after Thornton made world headlines with a belligerent appearance on CBC radio's "Q" in which he had unkind words for Canadian crowds. Danny thinks Canada sucks. He got deported from Canada and had a horrible experience.
Rock of Love Taya Parker. Danny could have had a night of pure ecstasy with Taya, but his girlfriend took that shot away from him. Taya finished taping Rock of Love when she came by the studio and invited Danny to meet her in New York City for a night of fun. She has 99% of Bret’s heart, but could have had 100% of Danny’s hammer.
CSI: Miami star David Caruso has accused his ex-lover of fabricating allegations in a dispute over financial support. Skip related content Marquez is suing her ex in Los Angeles County Superior Court for fraud, breach of settlement agreement and emotional distress, claiming she agreed to be a stay-at-home mother in return for Caruso offering financial provision for her and their kids. According to court documents, Caruso broke off the three-year romance shortly after his girlfriend gave birth to their second child in October 2007. All Danny cares about is that there’s a redhead with a hit series and it’s not him.
Billy Joel is battling rumors that his wife is cheating on him with a hunky fashion designer. Some insiders are saying Katie Lee Joel, 27, is cheating on Billy Joel, 59, with fashion connoisseur Yigal Azrouel after the two were spotted together at a gala at the Museum of Natural History. "Katie and Yigal have been together for a while," an insider told the NY Daily News. "She goes everywhere with him. He's into brunettes and Katie is his right-hand woman."
Dionne Warwick and comedian Sinbad are being called out by the State of California for owing nearly $5 million in collective unpaid taxes, according to a report issued Thursday by the Franchise Tax Board. That’s not quite accurate; to call Sinbad a comedian is a lie.
8:32 – Danny’s mom Betty Bonaduce is in the studio. His dad was only one-dimensional crazy; his mom is eight-dimensional crazy. Betty has lots of ‘guys’ in Philly, she’s popular for her singing at the gay bars. Danny wants to tape a night with his mom and her ‘guys’ singing. Danny starts to make jokes when Betty takes control of her segment. Danny moved from Broomall a few days after he was born. His old house is either a police station or a psychiatrist’s office. What’s Betty doing in Philly? The visit is a bit of a surprise. She’s going to be here until the 28th…that’s a long visit. She says she’s not a house guest, she’s his mother. Danny can ignore her; she just wants money to do fun stuff.
8:49 – Tanya calls to ask Betty what Danny was like before he got involved in show business. He was on television by two, and did guest spots on regular series like Bewitched and Mayberry, RFD at four and five. The day Danny arrived life got bizarre, it didn’t take the Partridge Family to make it crazy. It does bother her that he puts himself in harm’s way, but things like boxing Jose Canseco and wrestling in a steel cage are nuts to her. Ben calls to ask Betty about having a unique son. She’s a stickler for good grammar and proper English. She expects that when the phone rings at 3am it’s Danny in need of help. Michelle calls to ask about Danny’s brothers and sister. There was resentment because she was on the set to take care of Danny on the Partridge Family. Danny has a well documented IQ, but he’s not quite content with the legacy yet. Danny has a pair of sisters and his brother John is a choir leader for a slew of churches in California.
8:59 – Freddie from Killer Kreations, who custom paints cars, motorcycles, and will paint Danny’s Harley to match his wrestling outfit. Metro wants Freddie to pain Danny’s bike like the Partridge Family bus. That’ll get him a Bonaduce Beatdown.
9:07 – News with Shila:
The US navy has rescued an American captain held hostage by pirates in a lifeboat adrift off the coast of Somalia, ending a tense five-day standoff by shooting dead three of his four captors. Will this mean retaliation against Americans in the future? Danny thinks that a clear message was sent that the U.S. is NOT messing around and other pirates will think twice.
The Easter Bunny hopped on a Presidential promise. The First Family recently met Bo, a six-month old Portuguese Water Dog when he visited the White House for the first time. Now "Bo" officially belongs to the Obama girls...Sasha and Malia. Bo is a gift from Senator Ted Kennedy to the Obama family.
A child was injured during a fight at Chuck-E-Cheese 7:00 p.m. Sunday night at Snyder Plaza at the intersection of Front and Snyder Streets. A fight between adults broke out at a Chuck-E-Cheese's restaurant. A child was caught in the middle of the fight and was transported to the Children's Hospital of Philadelphia. There is no word on the extent of the child's injuries. Screaming kids and beer are not a good mix. No wonder fights happen a lot there.
Parishioners at a church in Sweden celebrated Easter on Sunday by unveiling a 6-foot-tall (1.8-meter-tall) statue of Jesus that they had built out of 30,000 Lego blocks. It took the 40 volunteers about 18 months to put all the tiny plastic blocks together, and their creation shows a standing Jesus facing forward with his arms outstretched. The Protestant church was filled to capacity with about 400 worshippers on Sunday when the statue went on display behind the altar, and some of the children in the congregation couldn't help but touch the white art work. If a hand accidentally falls off like a leper they can reattach it!
9:20 – Danny gives mom a bottle of vodka and kicks her out of the studio. Betty’s looking for a drinking buddy if you’re not busy.
9:49 – Spike comes in to ask Danny if it’s a smart thing to lift weights so close to his wrestling match. If Danny breaks his stride he could make a mistake in the right that could be costly. Spike runs marathons; Danny’s marathon is running to get another cigarette.
9:59 – Danny’s Final Thought: Just when you have gotten just a little bit used to me, in comes my mom and says ‘Oh yeah, it didn’t surprise me when you got shot. Nope, didn’t surprise me when I had to get you out of jail on Easter.’ But I must say maybe it’s not me that weird, cause when I woke up to three o’clock in the morning to my mom and a bunch of guys in different stages of drag singing show tunes I thought ‘Oh yeah, my mom’s visiting’ and I went back to bed. Dude, this is my life and I’m stuck with it and I’m learning to enjoy it. I hope you are too.
Danny Bonaduce Show 04/13/09
6:01 – Danny wasn’t feeling well this weekend, he’s been worn out from wrestling training, but his mother is in town. She likes to sing in gay bars. He played king of the couch while his mom went out with Amy and stuffed his face while healing from the self inflicted torture. While trying to sleep he was startled by his mother and some of her gay friends were singing show tunes in the street. Danny spent the rest of his weekend lifting men over his head and grappling with large, muscular men. Danny also has a player piano he loves, that’s a little out of tune from being moved a few times and the tempo also has to be set. So Danny’s walking down the stairs to some out of tune, super fast show tunes. Danny’s greeted by six gay guys totally drunk, his mom conducting them, and a silver wig on the piano. Danny yelled and demanded a stop. Everyone stopped, until Danny went back up stairs and they launched back into songs. So Danny got dressed and joined the chorus. Danny’s mom is stopping by the show later today. Maybe she and Danny will sing and dance!
6:30 – SPORTS - Matt Stairs nailed a two-run homer in the top of the ninth, sparking a 7-5 win for the Phillies over the Rockies yesterday. Sixers lost to the Raptors 104-111, dropping their fifth straight game. Flyers lost home ice advantage in the first round of the playoffs when the Rangers beat them 4-3 yesterday.
6:44 – Danny’s a little nervous because his mother isn’t sure when she’s leaving, but she did score points for noticing that Danny look bigger from working out. Danny’s mother was the first person he called when he was shot. She asked if he was shot in an important place, he said ‘No, only in Encino’ and she laughed and hung up. Danny’s muscles have caused Metro some tension at home. While watching a movie Metro told his girlfriend that he wants to get into a bar fight. She replied that he wouldn’t stand a chance. If she needs her honor upheld she has mace. She said that he couldn’t throw a punch, he’s not Danny. Danny’s certain that Metro’s not a fight and his punches probably won’t hurt. Metro feels challenged and feels he has to get into a bar fight. Danny’s been around the block more than a few times. Usually the fights start over girls running their mouths or baiting their guy into fights. Danny can teach Metro how to throw a punch, the words to say to stop things before they escalate into a fight, but it’s when a guy gets back up that you can’t prepare for.
6:53 – Shila had to break up a fight between a normally calm friend and some dude that put him in an MMA choke hold. Not fun. Jerry calls in to offer taking a beating from Metro and fulfill the fantasy. Metro’s worried that Jerry’s instincts will kick in and forget about the script. Shila thinks that Metro should learn to box, Danny thinks grappling classes would do him better. Tim used to be a bouncer when his girlfriend came up to him and asked him to take care of a guy that was looking at her. He talked to the fella which lead to Tim knocking his teeth out. Later Tim talked to the bartender and found out it was his girlfriend that was flirting with the guy that got his ass beat. Mike was at a strip club with his girl when a stranger started putting his hands on her, knowing that the bouncers are dead serious he went to them and had them handle the situation. Now she still gives him trouble about it. Danny’s solution? Go in, hit first, grab the guys neck so he can’t hit back and wait for the bouncers.
7:06 – News with Shila:
Six weeks have passed since someone - the world is still wondering who - went to Plymouth Meeting Mall and bought a Powerball ticket worth $46.6 million. Cash. Ben Bow's Package Store in Dover, Del., sold the only other Feb. 28 winner, and that person's identity is also still a mystery. Together, those tickets are eligible to split a jackpot with an annuity value of $174.4 million. Danny has a tough time keep track of his driver’s license; keeping track of a lottery ticket is out of the question.
A Philadelphia cable network's early morning broadcast of a Good Friday service at the Vatican abruptly changed to something wildly different — a 30-second "Girls Gone Wild" ad. Comcast spokesman Jeff Alexander says the 2 a.m. Friday programming glitch was due to a required test of the Emergency Alert System. He says such tests are usually done in the overnight hours.
Firefighters rescued Anthony Abruzzese, who fell more than 30 feet into a silo housing flour for blueberry waffles at a Kellogg’s plant in Winslow Township, Camden, NJ. Abruzzese, 38, is an employee at Kellogg. He got stuck in the silo when he went to check the flour levels, only to find himself waist deep in the white, powdery mix, according to the fire chief. That could be the second best way to die ever.
A Polish politician has criticized his local zoo for acquiring a "gay" elephant. Local media reports the elephant, named Ninio, prefers male companions and will probably not procreate. "We didn't pay 37 million zlotys ($15.5 million) for the largest elephant house in Europe to have a gay elephant live there," Michal Grzes, a conservative councilor in the city of Poznan in western Poland, was quoted as saying. "We were supposed to have a herd, but as Ninio prefers male friends over females how will he produce offspring?"
7:29- Danny needs a wrestling nick name for his match against 'Showtime' Eric Young at TNA Lockdown on Sunday. He can’t use the name he was given in HHCCW, ‘The Duce’ will get turned into ‘The Douche’ which won’t fly. ‘El Duce’ was Mousallini’s nickname, which might not work either. Maybe the Partridge Impaler! That could work. ‘El Duce’ means ‘The Leader’ big deal!. Mark comes up with ‘Drive Time’ Danny Bonaduce to promote the show. Maybe after the weekend with his mom he can be ‘Show Tunes’ Danny Bonaduce. Andy thinks that he can go with Dante ‘The Inferno’ Bonaduce, which is Danny’s actual name and his finishing move can be the Hell Hammer. Bobby thinks the ‘Italian Scallion’ would work. He would be an onion??? Bill thinks that to focus on his finishing move ‘Swanton Bombaduce’ but Danny learned that it’s not an easy move to master. Joe calls up to suggest ‘The Wicked Wop’ but that might not fly. Larry calls in screaming that Danny needs to keep the finishing move the ‘Swantonaduce’, Danny digs it. Rick calls in with the ‘The Albino Rhino’ which Danny likes, but notes that he has the skin texture of a basketball and isn’t pale. Ron calls to suggest ‘Danny the Flying Douche’ and his finishing move can be the ‘Summer’s Eve Slam.’
7:43 – Tom calls with the ‘Philadephia Madman,’ Danny was thinking about cutting himself before the match even starts. Is that too much? Yes, according to Shila and Metro. Pat calls to say he loves ‘Dante the Inferno’ as a nickname. Danny digs it.
8:00 – Entertainment News:
Billy Bob Thornton's band has canceled the rest of its Canadian tour after the actor compared the country's fans with mashed potatoes with no gravy. The Boxmasters opened for Willie Nelson on Thursday in Toronto, where they reportedly were booed and met with catcalls of "Here comes the gravy." A note posted on Nelson's Web site Friday said the Boxmasters were canceling the rest of their Canadian dates "due to one band member and several of the crew having the flu." The cancellation came two days after Thornton made world headlines with a belligerent appearance on CBC radio's "Q" in which he had unkind words for Canadian crowds. Danny thinks Canada sucks. He got deported from Canada and had a horrible experience.
Rock of Love Taya Parker. Danny could have had a night of pure ecstasy with Taya, but his girlfriend took that shot away from him. Taya finished taping Rock of Love when she came by the studio and invited Danny to meet her in New York City for a night of fun. She has 99% of Bret’s heart, but could have had 100% of Danny’s hammer.
CSI: Miami star David Caruso has accused his ex-lover of fabricating allegations in a dispute over financial support. Skip related content Marquez is suing her ex in Los Angeles County Superior Court for fraud, breach of settlement agreement and emotional distress, claiming she agreed to be a stay-at-home mother in return for Caruso offering financial provision for her and their kids. According to court documents, Caruso broke off the three-year romance shortly after his girlfriend gave birth to their second child in October 2007. All Danny cares about is that there’s a redhead with a hit series and it’s not him.
Billy Joel is battling rumors that his wife is cheating on him with a hunky fashion designer. Some insiders are saying Katie Lee Joel, 27, is cheating on Billy Joel, 59, with fashion connoisseur Yigal Azrouel after the two were spotted together at a gala at the Museum of Natural History. "Katie and Yigal have been together for a while," an insider told the NY Daily News. "She goes everywhere with him. He's into brunettes and Katie is his right-hand woman."
Dionne Warwick and comedian Sinbad are being called out by the State of California for owing nearly $5 million in collective unpaid taxes, according to a report issued Thursday by the Franchise Tax Board. That’s not quite accurate; to call Sinbad a comedian is a lie.
8:32 – Danny’s mom Betty Bonaduce is in the studio. His dad was only one-dimensional crazy; his mom is eight-dimensional crazy. Betty has lots of ‘guys’ in Philly, she’s popular for her singing at the gay bars. Danny wants to tape a night with his mom and her ‘guys’ singing. Danny starts to make jokes when Betty takes control of her segment. Danny moved from Broomall a few days after he was born. His old house is either a police station or a psychiatrist’s office. What’s Betty doing in Philly? The visit is a bit of a surprise. She’s going to be here until the 28th…that’s a long visit. She says she’s not a house guest, she’s his mother. Danny can ignore her; she just wants money to do fun stuff.
8:49 – Tanya calls to ask Betty what Danny was like before he got involved in show business. He was on television by two, and did guest spots on regular series like Bewitched and Mayberry, RFD at four and five. The day Danny arrived life got bizarre, it didn’t take the Partridge Family to make it crazy. It does bother her that he puts himself in harm’s way, but things like boxing Jose Canseco and wrestling in a steel cage are nuts to her. Ben calls to ask Betty about having a unique son. She’s a stickler for good grammar and proper English. She expects that when the phone rings at 3am it’s Danny in need of help. Michelle calls to ask about Danny’s brothers and sister. There was resentment because she was on the set to take care of Danny on the Partridge Family. Danny has a well documented IQ, but he’s not quite content with the legacy yet. Danny has a pair of sisters and his brother John is a choir leader for a slew of churches in California.
8:59 – Freddie from Killer Kreations, who custom paints cars, motorcycles, and will paint Danny’s Harley to match his wrestling outfit. Metro wants Freddie to pain Danny’s bike like the Partridge Family bus. That’ll get him a Bonaduce Beatdown.
9:07 – News with Shila:
The US navy has rescued an American captain held hostage by pirates in a lifeboat adrift off the coast of Somalia, ending a tense five-day standoff by shooting dead three of his four captors. Will this mean retaliation against Americans in the future? Danny thinks that a clear message was sent that the U.S. is NOT messing around and other pirates will think twice.
The Easter Bunny hopped on a Presidential promise. The First Family recently met Bo, a six-month old Portuguese Water Dog when he visited the White House for the first time. Now "Bo" officially belongs to the Obama girls...Sasha and Malia. Bo is a gift from Senator Ted Kennedy to the Obama family.
A child was injured during a fight at Chuck-E-Cheese 7:00 p.m. Sunday night at Snyder Plaza at the intersection of Front and Snyder Streets. A fight between adults broke out at a Chuck-E-Cheese's restaurant. A child was caught in the middle of the fight and was transported to the Children's Hospital of Philadelphia. There is no word on the extent of the child's injuries. Screaming kids and beer are not a good mix. No wonder fights happen a lot there.
Parishioners at a church in Sweden celebrated Easter on Sunday by unveiling a 6-foot-tall (1.8-meter-tall) statue of Jesus that they had built out of 30,000 Lego blocks. It took the 40 volunteers about 18 months to put all the tiny plastic blocks together, and their creation shows a standing Jesus facing forward with his arms outstretched. The Protestant church was filled to capacity with about 400 worshippers on Sunday when the statue went on display behind the altar, and some of the children in the congregation couldn't help but touch the white art work. If a hand accidentally falls off like a leper they can reattach it!
9:20 – Danny gives mom a bottle of vodka and kicks her out of the studio. Betty’s looking for a drinking buddy if you’re not busy.
9:49 – Spike comes in to ask Danny if it’s a smart thing to lift weights so close to his wrestling match. If Danny breaks his stride he could make a mistake in the right that could be costly. Spike runs marathons; Danny’s marathon is running to get another cigarette.
9:59 – Danny’s Final Thought: Just when you have gotten just a little bit used to me, in comes my mom and says ‘Oh yeah, it didn’t surprise me when you got shot. Nope, didn’t surprise me when I had to get you out of jail on Easter.’ But I must say maybe it’s not me that weird, cause when I woke up to three o’clock in the morning to my mom and a bunch of guys in different stages of drag singing show tunes I thought ‘Oh yeah, my mom’s visiting’ and I went back to bed. Dude, this is my life and I’m stuck with it and I’m learning to enjoy it. I hope you are too.
Danny Bonaduce Show 04/10/09
6:02 – Yesterday was a weird day for Danny. He was late for work for the first time in over 15 years. He was also pulled over twice in two states, something that hasn’t happened in well over a decade. Danny learned that it’s illegal to talk on a cell phone while driving in New Jersey. He knew that Danny was Danny before he saw his face. Does Danny have famous ears? The days of getting off due to fame are over. Danny made a vibrator joke with the cop and got the stone face. No laugh. Danny got a ticket and was late for wrestling school. The instructor pointed out that Danny was only issued a warning. Danny’s a fan of the NJ State Troopers.
6:08 – Danny went on a search for heavy duty motorcycle chains and locks for the big move. Danny got the locks and was splitting lanes on the way back home, when he came up on police cruiser in traffic. Danny pulled over to ask the officer a question and the officer pulled the cruiser over to block Danny. It got a little tense when Danny was told to ‘Stay in your f’n lane!’ Then they recognized Danny, had a short conversation with them. The cops let Danny in front of them in traffic, but it was at a standstill when opposing traffic started recognizing him, it was the Danny Parade down Delaware Ave. It took him an hour to get from the UA Riverview to Dock Street. Danny wasn’t used to having police being behind him for an hour without being taken in. Suddenly one of the officers yelled to Danny that he would have taken Metallica in yesterday’s ‘Who Would Win In A Fight.’ Danny also broke the 10,000 mark for Shaking Bonaduce. Sweet!
6:28 – Danny handed out card 10,000 in Shaking Bonaduce to a guy at 8th and Sansom yesterday. Danny was so excited that his joy made the guy think that there would be an explosion of confetti and a parade for him. Neither of them had a pen but Danny wanted to give him a shirt…not just any shirt, Danny gave the guy a sweaty wifebeater off his back. The dude was stoked and ran down the street chanting that he has Bonaduce’s shirt.
6:33 – SPORTS: NY Rangers beat the Flyers 2-1, Sixers lost to the Bulls , Cole Hamels returns to the mound tonight to make his 2009 debut. Los Angeles Angels rookie Nick Adenhart and two others have been killed in a car accident here just hours after the pitcher made his Major League Baseball season debut. Florida's attorney general sued a company Thursday that makes a Michael Vick dog toy, claiming proceeds from the sale were never donated to animal shelters as promised by the firm.
6:46 – Yesterday Metro got a call from a gentlemen’s club to dance for cash. He wanted to cut out the middle man and go directly to Amy so there’s no confusion when she comes in. During the conversation he acknowledged that she doesn’t want to talk about the past and brought up Club Bone-A-Duce. She wasn’t interested in doing it and let that be known in profane way. What good is she to the show then? Metro calls the club to tell them that having her on isn’t a good idea, when Amy’s husband called to confront Metro over a hysterical Amy Fisher. Metro talks him down from the ledge and smoothes it all over when Danny calls him. Metro gives him and update and Danny’s already fired up about something and ready to burst. Danny ran to the station to call Fisher’s husband when Metro tries to calm him down. Everyone wanted to fight, except for Metro.
6:55 – Jim calls to say that both Amy and her husband should come in now so there can be a big discussion about all of this on the air. Danny brings up the fact that at one point in Sicily there was a drought of young men because they had all been killed in vendettas. Something like that could very well happen on the 9th floor of 400 Market Street soon.
7:06 – News with Shila:
A school bus driver in Delaware has been arrested after police said he punched a student in the face during a verbal confrontation. David Burns Jr., 62, has been charged with one count of Assault 3rd Degree for allegedly assaulting a 14-year-old student. According to police, Burns was operating a school bus on Tuesday when a student, who was seated in the rear of the bus, made a statement targeted at Burns. Burns then allegedly invited the student responsible for the comment to approach the front of the bus and then he pulled the bus to the shoulder of the roadway and handled business. $250 bail? Everybody must have hated that kid. He must have had it coming.
The price of liberty may be eternal vigilance, but a leaky roof in Independence Hall could cost more than $4 million. National Park Service officials have set aside $4.3 million to fix the building's leaking tower. Federal and Philadelphia officials met Thursday to discuss options for repairing the tower, which once housed the Liberty Bell. No decision was made. Park officials say options range from minor repairs to complete rehabilitation. The tower sustained damage as the roof leaked, rusting iron bars that run through wood siding. Work would begin in 2011 and Independence Hall would remain open. Danny’s heart still skips a beat when he walks past the Liberty Bell and Independence Hall. If there’s a donation drive he’s chipping in.
A Minnesota man faces charges he tried to impress a female companion by "playing Rambo" and shooting arrows at neighboring residences in his townhome complex with a powerful bow. On Saturday, police found arrows in the siding of multiple homes, according to charges. Another arrow had gone through a patio door, shattering the glass. Neighbors quickly pointed police to the likely Cupid. A criminal complaint filed against Kyle Kenneth Fletcher, 30, by the Dakota County Attorney's office alleges that he appeared "extremely intoxicated" when questioned by police, as did his female friend. "She told officers that she and Fletcher had been drinking all night and that Fletcher grabbed his bow and arrow and walked out onto the deck," reads the complaint. "She said she thought Fletcher wanted to 'play Rambo.'” Danny used to play a game that involved shooting an arrow straight up in the air and seeing how close he could get it to himself without moving. He got as close at 7 inches, but if you go drinking with Danny you might end up with an apple on your head staring at Danny with a bow and arrow in hand.
A Russian man survived leaping from a fifth floor balcony - twice, after downing three bottles of vodka. Alexei Roskov says he jumped the second time because he couldn't take his wife's nagging about the first time. Wife Yekaterina had watched in horror as her drunken husband opened the kitchen window of their Moscow apartment, and hurled himself out. Astonishingly Mr. Roskov, 22, survived and managed to stagger back upstairs with barely a scratch after the 50ft fall. But while his wife called for an ambulance and began to scold him, he jumped again.
7:32 – What the hell is Eddie Vedder saying? Correctly translate a clip of Eddie singing ‘I Got Id’ and 'Yellow Ledbetter' for tickets to Sounds of Seattle at the Troc featuring Pearl Jam, Alice in Chains, and Soundgarden tribute bands tonight.
I Got Id
My lips are shakin’
My nails are bit off
Its been a month since I’ve heard myself talk
Friday April 10, 2009
12 - 3 p.m.
CBS 3 Studios
1555 Hamilton Street
Philadelphia, Pa. 19130
The reality show bar keeps getting raised. When Danny did Breaking Bonaduce there was a lawsuit over a punch he threw, now anything goes.
Woody Harrelson went nuts yesterday, smashing a TMZ camera to the ground, punching the photographer, even grabbing his neck -- and it's all caught on tape. It’s obvious the camera guy bated Woody. These days the paparazzi goes too far.
David Caruso’s ex-girlfriend, Liza Marquez, has sued the “CSI: Miami” star for damages based upon allegations of fraud, intentional infliction of emotional distress, breach of contract and six additional charges. During one such incident in New York, the suit alleged, Caruso falsely accused her of an indiscretion and “berated her for approximately 4 hours” before apologizing. In another, he allegedly “became enraged” that she had spoken with Greg Kinnear at a Jane Goodall event in Malibu, Calif., and had a similar response on a plane trip when she recognized Billy Dee Williams. During one argument, Caruso allegedly threw a remote control; his “tantrums began to escalate” and he raised a hand to her “several… times.”
Seinfeld is getting a porn makeover. Filmmaker Lee Roy Myers, who recently released Scrubs: A XXX Parody to critical acclaim, will recreate the legendary series that finished its run in 1998. Myers is excited to have a good cast for the adult Seinfeld. He says, "It makes my job look easy when I get to work with an amazingly talented group who can pull off the hot sex and comedic acting. It just doesn’t get better than that." Danny still has an agreement with Maureen McCormick, who played Marcia in The Brady Bunch, to do a porn for $1 million. Pony up the cash and they’ll get to business.
Butch calls in to talk about the paparazzi; he thinks the camera guy deserved what he got. Danny doesn’t think that anyone’s progress should be impeded, but also made money selling photos of himself, so where is the line? Danny thinks that all is fair until the photographers pose a threat to others or the person they’re shooting.
8:27 – Magnum calls to say that the cast of the program reminds him of Saved By the Bell. Danny is A.C. Slater because of his body, Metro is Zack Morris, and Shila is Jesse Spano because of her feminism.
8:33 – Want to win the Ultimate Summer Concert Pack-- including tickets to see Def Leppard/ Poison, Crue Fest 2, Nine Inch Nails/ Jane's Addiction and more!? Submit your Rock Rules and you could be at every show. One rule is to wear a t-shirt of the band you’re going to see at their concert. It’s even worse to wear a shirt you bought that night at the concert. Danny doesn’t like it when people dress like the band you’re going to see. Shila’s not into guys wearing leather pants. Brian calls to say that he wore an Anthrax shirt while waiting to meet for Metallica when Lars gave him some attitude. Danny doesn’t mind people singing along, just don’t do it loudly. No one came to see the drunk guy in row35. He also doesn’t like it when the singer puts the mic in the crowd to help sing the chorus. Another for the list is the front row screamer who yells out obscure songs to let everyone know you’re a superfan. Jackson calls to say that Metallica and Anthrax were fans coming up on the metal scene, so maybe Lars was just kidding.
8:45 – No band should wear their own shirts either…that means YOU Vince Neil and Joe Elliot. Danny also thinks that tattoos of the bands faces are off limits. E-Rock, who works on Rockers, has band logos with their signatures around them. Danny isn’t fond of that. Danny’s signed body parts so people could get them tattooed, but it always made him feel awkward. Shila thinks that mosh pits should have an age limit. Danny’s been in some rowdy mosh pits when he was younger. Spike barges in to say that 31 is not too old to go into the pit, it depends on the show that you see. Spike wants to express his love for the band and feel spent by the time the show is over and get everything out of it. Nancy calls to say that if she wants to mosh she’ll mosh, no matter how old she is. Shila’s just worried about the size of the moshers. Matt calls to say that girls shouldn’t be in the pit. Some pits are easier than others, but girls are better crowd surfers. Alex calls to say that at a Disturbed show his 5’2” girlfriend started punching a guy in the back of the head because she was annoyed that his shirt tag was hanging out. He had to leave the show because of his tiny girlfriend. Another rule? It’s not cool to play your iPod so loud that everyone else can hear it. If you had good headphones you could go deaf without annoying other people. Another Rock Rule? Don’t be a 43 year-old mother of two fronting a cover band that dresses up like Adam Ant…That means YOU Gretchen.
9:09 – News with Shila:
Three businesses were destroyed in a fire that tore through a strip mall in Camden County Thursday evening. The two-alarm fire began at about 8:30 at the Liberty Bell Bank Plaza located on Route 70 in Cherry Hill. The fire began in the back room of an Ace hardware store. The hardware store, a mattress store and a bank were all destroyed in the blaze. A hair salon also sustained severe damage. It took approximately 55 firefighters to place the fire under control in about an hour. Hopefully it’s not 1-800-Mattress! Danny had a really positive experience with them after having to sleep on the floor in his new house and his mom is coming to town soon. Metro wants to take her out for a fun time. Danny doesn’t think Metro is ready for her, she’s a big fan of Crown Royal.
Dave Arneson, one of the co-creators of the Dungeons & Dragons fantasy game and a pioneer of role-playing entertainment, died after a two-year battle with cancer, his family said Thursday. He was 61. Arneson's daughter, Malia Weinhagen of Maplewood, said her father died peacefully Tuesday in hospice care in St. Paul. Arneson and Gary Gygax developed Dungeons & Dragons in 1974 using medieval characters and mythical creatures. The game known for its oddly shaped dice became a hit, particularly among teenage boys. It eventually was turned into video games, books and movies. Gygax died in March 2008. Danny doesn’t want to die peacefully, he wants to go out with a fight.
Get ready for Barack the Barbarian: Quest for the Treasure of Stimuli #1. “From a far away land rises a mighty hero. The son of peasants from two different realms, the one known only as Barack protects the people of Hope Kingdom at all costs. Watch as he takes on the likes of Boosh the Dim, Red Sarah and Cha-nee the Grim in this hilarious first issue!” Devil’s Due Press will be releasing two new Obama-related comic book titles in June.
Bacon really does cure hangovers. Researchers claim food also speeds up the metabolism helping the body get rid of the booze more quickly. Elin Roberts, of Newcastle University's Centre for Life said: "Food doesn't soak up the alcohol but it does increase your metabolism helping you deal with the after-effects of over indulgence. So food will often help you feel better. Bread is high in carbohydrates and bacon is full of protein, which breaks down into amino acids. Your body needs these amino acids, so eating them will make you feel good." Danny never had a hangover for 15 years because he didn’t stop drinking.
9:18 – Bob Saget is on the line. He’s got a new show, Surviving Suburbia that airs Monday nights at 9:30 on ABC. Bob and Danny are both from Philly, Bob was born in Mt. Airy. Bob has a new show Surviving Suburbia and has three daughters, 22, 19, and 16. He just sits around and waits for them to text him these days. In one episode of his new show Bob’s character drinks a little too much and fires off an angry e-mail to his kid’s teacher. Danny has dictation software to ‘write’ e-mails, which can lead to trouble too. Shila loved Bob’s Celebrity Roast and Cloris Leachman stole the show, she apparently didn’t wear underwear on Dancing with the Stars. Danny and Bob never really hangout, but they have a mutual respect for one another.
9:41 – Tim calls in to ask why TNA isn’t promoting Danny’s match as much as he has. He’s on the preshow, so his match will be free and entice people to get the rest of the PPV. That gets Danny fired up, now everyone can see it.
9:55 – Danny wants to know why he doesn’t spend more time with Spike. Spike is ruthless in arguments, he refuses to lose. Danny enjoyed his input during the Rock Rules segment. Today is Power Ballad Friday. What makes up a power a ballad? Soft start, epic solo, and it’s got to be about love.
Danny Bonaduce Show 04/09/09
6:02 – Has anyone seen Danny??? He’s not here yet.
6:08 – Danny’s arrived! He didn’t work out with his trainer, Aimee, this morning because she was sick. He’s also in the middle of a move, which is making things difficult. He woke up late, but didn’t have toilet paper at home. Apparently the move didn’t cycle with the TP correctly. After hearing ‘no’ for the second time while asking his girlfriend if there was any available Danny shuffled around the house looking for something to use and found a small pack of tissues. Amy also moved the cell phones while they were charging overnight which threw Danny off. Danny now has some business to attend to.
6:50 – Danny really want to call his mom to talk to her about taking Amy’s last night, but waking her up in Los Angeles with a 3am call would freak her out. Easter Sunday in 1985 Danny had to call her for $5,000 bail. There were two really bad years for Danny. He’s #6 on a list of the Top 10 Child Stars & Role Models Gone Bad. Danny was never a role model.
10. Michael Phelps
9. Vanessa Hudgens
8. Haley Joel Osment
7. Jodie Sweetin
6. Danny Bonaduce
Carrot topped, freckle-faced 70’s child star Danny Bonaduce had it made as the smart-alecky, wisecracking Danny Partridge on “The Partridge Family”. David Cassidy got the chicks while Danny got the zingers and every week he greeted the world with the song he was singing, beckoning us all to c’mon get happy.
I used to love you Danny, but when the Partridges stopped touring you continued to get happy, but not by singing and wearing patterned bell-bottoms. After an arrest in 1985 for possession of 50 grams of cocaine and another in 1990 when you were found at a Daytona Beach crack house, you are now biding your time as an on-air radio personality, taking steroids, weight lifting, wrestling and beating up trannies you think are female prostitutes. It may be time for another Partridge intervention.
I think I don’t love you anymore.
Danny is shocked that the article doesn’t have the facts right. It’s splitting up one arrest over five years. He was caught with coke in a crack neighborhood, but it was nowhere near that much. Danny’s used to people being skeptical and pleasantly surprising them with the real Danny. All Danny cares is that people are still talking about him.
5. Jessica Biel
4. Dustin Diamond
3. Lindsay Lohan
2. Chris Brown
1. Cast of Diff’rent Strokes
6:29 - SPORTS: The Phillies got their first win of the 2009 season on Ring Ceremony day. Brian Westbrook believes it's time for the Eagles to move on from the loss of Brian Dawkins, and he is in favor of a new contract for Donovan McNabb and a new running mate in the Eagles' backfield. When Danny gets to number one in the ratings he’s willing to change his name to ‘YSP.’ He’s also thinking about changing his legal name to Danny Railsback when he marries Amy for a multitude of reasons, but still use Bonaduce professionally. Shila will hyphenate if she gets married. Shila’s friend is refusing to take her future husband’s name and it’s pushing them apart leading up to the wedding. It might actually make some of his family members happy if Danny changed his last name.
6:45 – Anthony calls because his friend took his wife’s name and didn’t tell anyone until the emcee announced them as a couple at the wedding reception. It got real awkward real quick. Jerry calls to say that he’s bringing Danny toilet paper tomorrow. Danny plans on stealing TP from work so he’s never out again. The mother of Jerry’s children isn’t hot on the idea of changing her name to Jerry’s. Pat calls to ask about Danny going to Palm Beach, Florida. Will Danny be there soon? Yes! Pat is scared because his daughter is there for Spring Break, now he’s worried Danny’s going to run away with her.
6:50 – Danny really want to call his mom to talk to her about taking Amy’s last night, but waking her up in Los Angeles with a 3am call would freak her out. Easter Sunday in 1985 Danny had to call her for $5,000 bail. There were two really bad years for Danny. He’s #6 on a list of the Top 10 Child Stars & Role Models Gone Bad. Danny was never a role model.
7:08 – News with Shila:
Kaboni Savage, described by a federal prosecutor as the leader of "perhaps the most violent drug gang ever seen in the city of Philadelphia," was charged in a sweeping racketeering indictment yesterday that listed 12 murders, including a North Philadelphia firebombing in which six people, four of them children, were killed. Savage, a onetime professional boxer serving a 30-year sentence for drug trafficking, could be sentenced to death if convicted of the most serious charges.
Wilmington police say a woman is recovering after a teen set her hair on fire in front of her home. Police say the 49-year-old woman got to her home in the 800 block of West 5th Street on Sunday, she found three to four teenagers sitting on her steps. The woman asked them to leave, and when she walked past them toward her front door, police say one of the teens lit her hair on fire. Danny was at a concert when he was younger, complained about the hair style of a guy in front of him when a bottle rocket hit him and blew his hair up. His hair burned up, but he didn’t want to leave his good seats. Shila was at the 5 Spot when she leaned over to talk to her friend when her hair caught on fire, the whole club stopped what it was doing to save her. Danny’s burned his hair numerous times lighting cigarettes off of stoves and other things that shouldn’t be used to light cigarettes.
An Ohio man on an international Delta Air Lines flight has been charged with assault after being accused of pulling a flight attendant's arm as he made his way to the restroom. That’s outrageous! If it was a male flight attendant Danny would’ve hit him on the way in and the way out.
7:31 – Who Would Win In A Fight: Metallica vs. Kiss
Metro takes Metallica because they’re ferocious. Danny’s on team Kiss. Danny notes that Kiss would be allowed to use their stage costumes and Kiss wears armor and has weapons on stage. Shila takes Metallica because James Hetfield has anger issues, Gene Simmons won’t fight unless he’s getting paid, and James Hetfield lived through being burned alive, so Ace Frehley’s flaming guitar wouldn’t hurt him. Danny doesn’t know the guys from Metallica as well as the guys from Kiss, so he has to go with Kiss. Peter Criss is a badass, Gene could know Krav Maga, and if you give Ace Frehley enough blow he can do anything.
Zoli takes Kiss because they’re old school and tough. Greg takes Metallica and had a bad run in with Ace Frehley at a bar. Danny knows he’s facing the possibility of getting slaughtered, but he’s sticking to his guns.
7:54 – Crissy takes Metallica because Gene Simmons has a heart condition. Danny does bring up the fact that Gene has won the fight against marriage. Tim takes Metallica because Kiss wears high heels and makeup. Roger takes Kiss because Hetfield’s gone soft, Lars likes tennis and Kirk is a wimp. Ted takes Kiss because Gene would crush Metallica with his wallet. Brady likes Kiss because it’s not make up it’s warrior face paint and he’s got beef with Metallica for hosing him over in 94 WYSP’s Rock Madness. In the end Kiss wins on the phones and takes 56.8% of the vote by text. It’s not about music, it’s about the fight!
8:06 – Entertainment News:
20th Century Fox has launched a new contest in which you can enter Philadelphia for the X-Men Origins: Wolverine world premiere. The location with the most votes will be announced on April 20th and the premiere will take place in that city on April 27th! Currently Philly is number 10 on the list. You can vote here. Danny’s not in a frenzy, he’s not digging the stunt. If we don’t have the premiere here are we losers? We’ve got the Liberty Bell and Independence Hall, we don’t need Wolverine!
Len calls to throw some geek boy stats about the movie. Danny digs the character, but doesn’t dig the vibe that this town needs this. Steven calls to say that he Philly doesn’t need Wolverine. Chip calls to agree with Danny. Danny’s going to vote for other cities. He’d rather have a movie filmed here and brig it’s business to town than have a premiere. Andy calls to say that Danny needs to slow down because he’s in a frenzy.
In a 6 a.m. interview Wednesday morning in Toronto, Canada, on the CBC radio show Studio Q, Billy Bob Thornton refused to answer questions posed to him by the show's host, Jian Ghomeshi, and then, when confronted by Ghomeshi, lectured the host on how to do his job. Thornton -- on tour with his band The Boxmasters promoting their third album this year, Mod Billy -- took offense that Ghomeshi mentioned Thornton's film career during the introduction for the show. From experience Billy went in loaded to fight and the host didn’t offer one, but Billy tried to pick one any way. There’s two ways to handle this. Kick Billy Bob out for three minutes of attitude, or keep the crazy guy in the room for 12 minutes of insanity. Danny’s been interviewed numerous times and knows that people will talk about his background, but defuses it by joking about it and moving on.
8:43 – Yesterday Danny, Shila, and Metro exchanged mix cd’s to listen to while love making. Shila’s up first with a cd made by Danny’s girlfriend, Amy. She pulled up her laptop, put on some porn and first up was a Beatles song, the porn wasn’t working, so she shut it off. In the second song, by T-Rex it started to work for her. She really liked the Bowie song, was thrown off by ‘Glycerine’ by Bush and it ended with ‘All Along the Watchtower’ by Hendrix. She thought that was an odd final song.
Metro think that the playlist is reminiscent of violence scenes from Scorcese movies. Is there an underlying violence streak in the tunes? Would he be a killer or a director? Shila says a killer, Metro says a director.
Danny had Metro’s playlist, setting up romance is odd for them because they usually are more animalistic. The cd started off with some Coltrane, and neither of them like jazz. The second track was Marvin Gay’s ‘Sexual Healing’ as sung by Metro. That was a mood buster. Next up was ‘P.Y.T.’ by Michael Jackson, an accused pedophile. After some Prince Metro ended the cd with the theme to Star Wars.
Metro took Shila’s cd and kept forwarding through tracks. After a bad start it picked up, but she ended with a Counting Crows song that didn’t set a good pace.
Tai calls to say he liked Metro’s the most and offers to make a cd for Shila. The winner for Danny was Metro’s cd because Amy finished twice.
9:10 – News with Shila:
A U.S. destroyer kept watch Thursday on a drifting lifeboat where Somali pirates were holding an American ship captain hostage, a day after bandits hijacked a U.S.-flagged vessel for several hours before 20 crew members overpowered them. The pirates took Capt. Richard Phillips as a hostage as they escaped the Maersk Alabama into a lifeboat in the first such attack on American sailors in around 200 years. Negotiations were believed to be under way, a relative of the captain said, but it was not clear who was conducting them. Pirates took captain as hostage. Danny thinks this could go either way. There are many accounts of pirates in the Gulf of Mexico, but they’re more likely to rob small boats.
Two tricksters who created a UFO hoax in the skies over the Morristown area were sentenced by a municipal judge to pay $250 in fines each and work off 50 hours of community service for their antics.
A German DJ is recuperating after completing his attempt to break the world record for the longest continuous radio show. According to Hit Radio Antenne in Hanover, DJ Dominik Schollmayer completed his attempt on Monday, after staying on-air for 169 consecutive hours. The 26-year-old host was allowed to play two tracks consecutively for up to six minutes but had to return to the airwaves immediately after the second song. Danny is skeptical of the validity. Could Danny beat him?
A stabbing Tuesday evening at the Waco Clarion Hotel that sent a Houston-area man to the hospital was precipitated by a fit of flatulence, police said. Juan Antonio Castellano and one of the four other men with whom he was sharing the room were eating while another man showered and the others were outside talking on their cell phones, police said. Castellano told officers he became flatulent, which evidently upset the man with whom he was eating. The man picked up a large knife and threw it, striking Castellano in the leg.
9:54 – Spike is in the studio, he made a promo goofing on Danny that ran earlier today. Spike, feeling defensive has his hands up, what’s he ready for? Danny digs listening to Spike on the air. He does find it odd to hear Spike’s voice come over the radio mid-sex. Shila likes to knock boots to ‘Fast Car’ by Tracy Chapman???
Danny Bonaduce Show 4/8/09
6:02 – Is Danny retaining water weight? He’d been downing lots of liquids while training for his wrestling match. His trainer comes by at 4:30am to work with him. He had a tough time finding the helmet he wanted to use on his ride to work, but he left Amy’ scooter here at work. Earlier in the week he and Amy ended up in Manayunk, a place Danny used to live. They ended up at a great restaurant that shocked Danny because there were no burgers or steak on the menu. Where’s with beef? It’s menu discrimination. This made Danny upset. There was a full bar, bacon, ham, everything but red meat. No one on the staff had a real answer as to why there was no beef on the menu. Danny then walked into the bathroom and saw a sign saying ‘In our attempt to go green we have gotten rid of the tree-wasting paper towel dispenser and switched to a hot air blower.’ That means that 50% less people will wash their hands. Danny was certain that he could win the battle if the entire restaurant rose up to revolt against his meat eating ways. How could Danny rebel? Go outside, smoke a cigarette in front of people eating tofu, and then let out the last drag as he walked inside the restaurant. He did it, but felt bad for doing so afterwards.
6:15 – Jerry calls to think that Danny is insane and making Amy crazy too. Chuck calls to talk about the paper towel issue and the blow drier spreads more germs than the paper towels. Tim calls to say that Danny might have short man syndrome. Not true in this case. He’s not fighting over nothing; there are bacteria and health issues with this one. Butch calls in to say that Manayunk is full of hippies and fake people. Danny didn’t see that, but did see lots of cool shiny things. Beth calls so say that she wants burgers and bacon on her burgers. Danny is fighting for the rights of people that want to eat beef and wear leather. Beware bovines, Danny might just go out and kill a cow and not eat it to prove a point.
6:34 – Yesterday Amy was going nuts honking the car horn because a bus was taking it’s sweet time at a stop and then she noticed the guy in the wheelchair being lowered off the bus. She was a little embarrassed. Danny also got a voicemail from an editor at Philadelphia Style magazine inviting him to a party at Cole Hamels’ house. He got the message Tuesday morning and the party was Monday night. Danny missed his Cole Connection! Danny was bummed out all day.
6:48 – Sixers Dancers are in the studio. Sixers playoff tickets go on sale today, they’re inexpensive too! ‘Run With Us’ is their slogan, so the Chanelle, Kate, and Julie will race, each representing a listener who wants playoff tickets. Gibbons might run too, but he has a muscle strain from moving Danny’s laundry. Danny becomes suddenly distracted by the lack of clothing the girls are wearing. They’ll be racing down Market Street.
7:04 – Danny is live from the corner of 4th and Market with Chanelle, Kate, and Julie from the Sixers Dance team. Danny’s in heaven. It was a close race, but Julie wins!
7:16 – News with Shila:
Vermont on Tuesday became the fourth state to recognize gay marriage, and the D.C. Council voted to recognize same-sex unions performed in other states. The two actions give same-sex marriage proponents new momentum, following a similar victory last week in Iowa's Supreme Court.
Police say a naked man who had been causing a disruption in his South Philadelphia neighborhood is hospitalized after being wounded by officers on Tueday night. No one wants to subdue a naked man. Also, no lifeguard wants to save the fat girl.
Parking lots of a popular local chain have become a convenient target for thieves. Investigators said suspects have repeatedly broken into cars parked outside a Bensalem Wawa as well as a Wawa in Northeast Philadelphia. The stores are only a mile apart in distance. The thieves appear to target cars where the driver has left their purse or valuables behind. "So, could it be the same person doing the same thing? Probably," Sgt. Andrew Aninsnan of the Bensalem Township Police Department said. Investigators believe there could be more victims, but the incidents have gone unreported. Danny leaves his keys in the ignition. He also used to leave his kids in the car when he’d run into the store for cigarettes. Some people didn’t like that, but he kept eye contact with them when he ran in.
A dancer was hospitalized with serious injuries after an accident Tuesday afternoon while performing at a University Club. The accident happened just after 5:00 pm at Club Atlantis in the 38-hundred block of Chestnut Street. Details are sketchy, but police say a 25-year-old woman was dancing at the club when she suffered a head injury. The incident is under investigation. Club Atlantis officials had no comment. Details are sketchy and so is the chick.
A man faces an arson charge after telling authorities he wasn't thinking when he decided to use gasoline for cleaning up his apartment, and then tossed a lit cigarette into a pile of gas-soaked cushions and clothes. A criminal complaint filed Monday quoted a 47-year-old man as saying he knew gasoline is flammable and never should have used it. The complaint said that when the fire began Friday, he didn't pull the fire alarm but instead shouted "fire" a couple of times and walked to the Menasha police department for an ambulance to take him to the hospital where he was treated for burns.
7:35 – After thinking about the news story that Shila read earlier this week Danny wants to talk about videogame addiction and addictions to things that don’t seem addicting. Danny was in rehab with a person that was lactose intolerant and couldn’t stop drinking milk. Dave thinks that if a guy would rather play World of Warcraft instead of having sex then he’s an idiot. Shila knows a couple where the wife takes care of her husband who spends hours playing WoW online. Caroline was addicted to videogames, neglected their daughter and passed Caroline up when she was naked in front of him and wanted sex, but he wanted to keep playing. Kat loves WoW, but thinks she’s pretty normal otherwise. Her ex was very jealous, but Kat didn’t care. Kat would be up for putting out while playing, but met a guy who was more obsessed with WoW than her, which was a turn off. Danny thinks that he might be addicted to porn. Amy, his girlfriend, vocalized her dislike of having porn on while knocking boots. Jack has a solution, Wii and sex! Jerry has a high sex drive and is a fan of Call of Duty 4. Now his wife, who used to turn him down all the time, is begging him to put out. Denise’s man will drop whatever he’s doing to get some. Who wouldn’t? Tony nailed his cousin’s wife because she was frustrated that her husband was more interested in Call of Duty than her. Danny thinks the cousin deserved it. Shila and Metro disagree, that being turned down doesn’t give you a license to cheat. It’s more honorable to break up over lack of attention though. The guy isn’t cheating; he’s just playing a video game.
8:04 – Entertainment News:
Courtney Love is contemplating dragging some of the people handling her late husband Kurt Cobain's estate to court, after realizing that they have lost all the money that the Nirvana frontman had left for her and their daughter Frances Bean. Kurt Cobain’s body was found 15 years ago today. Now Danny’s bummed because he realized that he missed his two-year anniversary with his girlfriend Amy. Suddenly Cobain looks lucky to Danny.
Pete Townshend from The Who has announced that he is in divorce proceedings with his wife of 40 years. The Who star's 40-year union with Karen Astley will come to an end after a family court issues a decree nisi to Karen this.
Former television talk show host, documentary film producer and author Ricki Lake is coming back to the small screen with some of the outrageous women from VH1's "Rock of Love Bus with Bret Michaels" and "Real Chance of Love." The premiere of "Charm School with Ricki Lake" airs on VH1 Monday, May 11 at 9:00PM.
Octomom Nadya Suleman is reportedly joining the world of family reality TV shows with her own show, once all of the octuplets arrive home. Suleman’s show will chronicle her life with 14 children and follow her “as she attempts to find a person to have a relationship with.”The only thing that annoys Danny about this is he’s not making money off of it.
In an interview with Radio 1 DJ Scott Mills, while filming for a new television special, David Hasselhoff has confessed that he finds groupies boring after beating his battle with the bottle. "He's not looking for that type of woman - he's bored by them. He's been divorced for three or four years now, and needs and wants to find himself a lady. He's looking for love again. He's better when he's with someone and he knows that.
8:31 – What is a Swanton Bomb? It’s the move that Danny is learning for TNA Lockdown in his match against Showtime Eric Young. A variant of the senton bomb, which Danny leaps off the top turnbuckle keeping his body straight and arms out-stretched, making it resemble a swan dive, and then waiting until the last moment to execute the flip, so that he just barely completes it when impacting with the Eric Young.
8:34 – Hardcore legend Mick Foley is on the line. He’s got a big match against Sting at Lockdown. Mick’s seen Danny fight before and was impressed. Mick’s taken some pretty hard bumps in the ring, the hardest would have to be when Triple H threw him through the Hell in a Cell cage and ended up sending Mick through the mat. Mick likes the atmosphere at TNA; Vince can be a little too intense and controlling. Mick gets to be more creative at TNA and he likes that. Sting played a huge roll in Mick’s career and loves Philly. Mick thinks that Danny will get a reaction like John Cena, a house full of boos and cheers, but no one will be silent. Tim calls to ask about Mick’s matches with Shawn Michaels and suggests Danny study some Undertake matches. All of Mick’s kids were scared of the Undertaker. Nancy loves Mick and is excited to see him back on the screen. Mick had his ear ripped off in a match before. His hardcore matches blow Danny’s mind. When guys are on the same page mentally they can have a great match without scripting the event. Mick never liked to plan too much because he was sure the fans would know. Mick lost his ear in a match with Vader overseas when it was caught in the ropes in a move that went wrong. Danny is fired up to be on the Lockdown card with Mick.
8:55 – Yesterday Danny asked Shila and Metro to put together songs on their personal sexy mixtape playlist. Danny’s girlfriend made him one, but he can’t recall if they did the deed to it. Metro wants to put the tapes together and then surprise the rest of the show with them. Shila doesn’t really have sex often and doesn’t ‘double-click her mouse’ when she’s alone. So she probably won’t have sex with the tapes on, but she’ll see if it gets her in the mood. She does have a battery operate toy though. Danny’s girlfriend found her favorite toy by going through Consumer Reports. Shila gets Danny’s , Metro gets Shila’s and Danny gets Metro’s.
9:11 – News with Shila:
Police in Delaware arrested two students for allegedly bringing a loaded handgun to school. The incident happened Tuesday morning at Newark High School in Newark. According to police, a student saw a handgun magazine and a handgun inside a classroom. The student then sent a text message to a friend at a neighboring high school. The student at the other high school notified his School Resource Officer who in turned contacted officials at Newark High.
Fishermen in the Philippines accidentally caught and later ate a megamouth shark, one of the rarest fishes in the world, the World Wildlife Fund said Tuesday. Fascinated by ‘Alive’ the story about the Uruguayan Rugby team who were involved in the airplane crash and resorted to cannibalism in order to survive. Metro wouldn’t find Shila filling. Danny wouldn’t wait until anyone was dead to start eating anyone else. It’s the last resort, but Shila would eventually give in. Danny mightnot be so tasty because of all the drugs, alcohol, and other stuff he's put in his body.
A castaway cattle dog has been reunited with her owners after surviving four months on a tropical north Queensland island eating goats and koalas. In a miraculous tale of survival, owner Jan Griffith said the family pet and "indoor" dog was making world headlines after her emotional homecoming.
A woman called 911 to report she didn't get as much shrimp as she wanted in her fried rice at a Fort Worth-area restaurant. Police on Tuesday released the taped emergency call, in which the customer is heard telling the dispatcher, "to get a police officer up here, what has to happen?" The customer also said: "He didn't even put extra shrimp in there."
9:26 – Danny has found someone to joust him on a unicycle…Jeff the Program Director. Danny has a new found respect for Jeff for learning to ride a unicycle just for this joust. Coming soon: Hallway Jousting!
9:52 – Danny is shocked to learn the Spike is an American Idol fan. He thinks this is the worst season ever, but he digs the competitive aspect of the show. Shila and Spike don’t like the new judge Kara. Danny’s happy to be in his new house. In the apartment he had before they offered valet parking, but it turned out to be a hassle because it took the attendants took too long to bring the car around. Danny also needs a wrestling nickname for Lockdown.
10:00 – Final Thought: Don’t get me wrong kids, I don’t approve of abusing yourself with drugs and alcohol, but there turns out to be an upside. If you take enough drugs, alcohol and other things and poison your system, apparently people won’t eat you after you’ve died. There you go, we learned that on today’s show.
Danny Bonaduce Show 4/7/09
6:02 – The only O.C.D. that Danny has is to go and check the bathroom across the hall from the studio to make sure he flushed after walking out. He also gives the handle an extra kick, flushing twice. Danny also de-fringed the leather jacket he’s wearing today. Danny’s not afraid to wear clothing that wasn’t made for men. Danny wasn’t going to change who he was when he came back to Philadelphia, so occasionally he’ll wear a girl’s coat. Danny made some improvements to the jacket, cutting off the fringe and carving out some chunks to make it tougher. There are still roses embroidered on the front though. Danny is wearing a pink lycra shirt that his girlfriend’s sister gave him. He was told that he can’t do anything to make the shirt smell and it’s water repellent. That means a challenge to Danny. It also helps his quest that he doesn’t like wearing cologne because it makes his asthma flare up. Shaking Bonaduce? How’s about Smelling Bonaduce!
6:11 – If there’s a naked girl that isn’t making sense when you make up it’s a good night. When it’s your girlfriend it’s adorable. Danny wanted to learn some complicated moves for his match against Showtime Eric Young at TNA Lockdown on the 19th. The instructors didn’t want to teach them to him because they lead to injury. Danny jammed his toes up real bad and spent his night getting them back in shape and cutting fringe of his jacket. Productive evening!
6:31 – SPORTS: South Philly will be busy tonight. The Flyers play the Panthers and the Phillies play the Braves. Plaxico Burress cursed out a police officer in Florida during a recent traffic stop, telling the cop that he was going to be in trouble because he knew sheriff "personally," the New York Post has reported. UNC beat Michigan State to win the NCAA men’s basketball championship. Michael Jordan was elected to the Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame yesterday. Danny isn’t a huge basketball fan, but saw Michael Jordan play a few times while living in Chicago. He liked Jordan’s ice cold killer instinct. But more so his ability to make money.
6:42 – Danny now has a sponsor for Shaking Bonaduce. Supercuts will support Danny’s quest to shake 1 million hands and turn people on to his show on 94 WYSP.
6:56 – What the hell is Eddie Vedder saying? Correctly translate a clip of Eddie singing ‘Even Flow’ for tickets to Sounds of Seattle at the Troc featuring Pearl Jam, Alice in Chains, and Soundgarden tribute bands this Friday.
Oh, ceilings, few and far between all the legal halls of shame, yeah
7:05 – News with Shila:
The man who gunned down 13 people in an immigrant center thought police had harassed him for years, even spreading rumors about him and touching him in his sleep, and apparently was intent on killing people before returning "to the dust of earth," according to a rambling letter in broken English mailed to a TV station the day of the massacre.
Police say they have broken up a cock-fighting ring in North Philadelphia. Agents from the Pennsylvania Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals removed approximately 40 roosters from an auto-repair shop Monday.Danny thinks this is foul.
An ousted Bucks County prosecutor who initially got house arrest for having sex with an underage boy was resentenced to serve at least six months in prison yesterday at the urging of the Pennsylvania attorney general. Being a prosecutor in jail won’t be easy.
Sheriff's deputies said a Texas woman started a brawl at a wake in Arkansas when she arrived with a beer can in her hand. The woman, 52, faces a third-degree domestic battery charges, as does another woman, 46, over the March 29 fight. Danny takes great pride in being Italian, but when he dies he’d love an Irish wake. Danny’s plan is to have his body dumped in the ocean 12 miles out to sea. Why? It’s the cheapest mode of disposal and doesn’t want to hassle anyone with a funeral. Shila’s Indian, cremations are popular in her culture. There’s also a tradition of putting bodies on display, but only certain people can touch the dead body.
7:30 – Danny Bonaduce: Life Coach
Casey put in her letter of resignation in a week ago and planned to leave her job at the end of April. She works for a school district and is worried that she’ll get some attitude from her boss who has a habit of starting friction. Danny says to keep it professional, that helping the handicapped kids she works with is a good thing and walking out on them would be a bad move. Don’t walk out on the job so that no bridges are burned and only positive references can be given.
Jeff sent in a fax, he’s 31, married for two years. Since they had a baby things aren’t the same. He feels like a stranger in his own home and wonders if he has postpartum depression. Babies do change things. Danny has two kids and mothers worry about their kids non-stop. He is a stranger in his own home because the child needs care and attention 100% of the time. Jeff can fend for himself, but a baby needs everything done for it. Fathers should help out around the house too, and getting more involved would go a long way with the wife. Getting a babysitter for a night to go out for alone time will work wonders. The wife he knows won’t come back for about 3 years, but about two years after baby #2.
7:46 – Catherine’s husband is a few years older than her and has had a few health issues and isn’t interested in sex as much. Should she go to his doctor behind his back and figure something out with him? Danny suggests a testosterone patch that will boost his libido and his interest in sex with surge. It’s not uncommon for a man to die during sex though. There could be a chance that he’s in danger of overexerting himself in bed.
Steve met a girl recently who said she had a boyfriend. They fooled around, they cooled off and then he ran into her again. She was upset she caught her boyfriend cheating on her, which made her a hypocrite. If you meet a girl that cheats for you, she’ll cheat on you. The best indication of a person’s future is her past. The good news is that she feels bad about it. Steve is the only non-cheater in this triangle. Danny doesn’t seem the harm in seeing the girl, but don’t get attached.
Eric bought a house in November, then he was in a car accident and now his credit is suffering. He’s never late, nothing is maxed out, but his credit rating is dropping. His bank is canceling his credit card. To change the FICO number then go through and get written explanations of their actions, if they can’t he can ask to have his credit score fixed and reopen the cards, to close them himself and take his business to another bank.
8:04 – Entertainment News:
AC/DC has announced the first eight dates for their upcoming summer 2009 tour, kicking off at Gillette Stadium in Foxboro, MA on July 28. The band is continuing to tour to support their hit album Black Ice. The closest date to Philly so far? July 31 — E. Rutherford, NJ
Mickey Rourke, a former boxer and actor who earned an Oscar nod for his work in "The Wrestler," took on pro wrestler Chris Jericho at Wrestlemania in Houston. Rourke, 56, and Jericho, 38, engaged in trash talk for weeks leading up to Sunday's event. The actor said he would participate in the show, celebrating the 25th anniversary of Wrestlemania, but later backed out. Last week, he was confirmed as an attendee. The one move in wrestling that needs to be cut out is the punches to the face, they just can’t be pulled off right. Did Mickey lose any credibility by going in the ring? Danny’s here to have fun and kid around he has prior wrestling experience also.
Chris Brown pleaded not guilty Monday to threatening and assaulting his girlfriend, fellow music star Rihanna. The 19-year-old R&B singer entered his plea, speaking in a soft voice, while standing alongside his lawyer, Mark Geragos. His mother sat in the first row, red-eyed.
Former basketball star Dennis Rodman was reportedly thrown out of a Los Angeles hotel for allegedly groping female guests. The star was at the London Hotel in Hollywood on Friday, and was seen "slapping and groping female guests, as well as yelling obscenities." Several patrons complained to staff about his behaviour, and Rodman was reportedly asked to leave. A hotel employee tells the website, "He is the most obscene and out of control guest I've ever seen up here." Danny’s not surprised. The two of them have a history. Rodman called Danny out over something he said on the radio in L.A. and Danny stepped up to the challenge. Rodman never showed.
A man shot himself to death in a movie theater just after midnight Monday morning. Police say about 10 patrons were in an auditorium at Regal Cinemas watching the movie “Watchmen.” About midway through the film some of the moviegoers told the manager they heard a “popping” noise like a gunshot. A 24-year-old man was found in the rear of the auditorium with a gunshot wound to the head. This guy obviously had his mind made up what he was going to do before going to the movie. If a guy kills himself while seeing Watchmen then Danny has to see it.
8:24 – Steph calls in to surprised to see the Partridge Family on DVD and thought Danny was adorable when he was younger. What went wrong? Cindy listens every day and her son loves Danny. Kids are attracted to his voice for some reason. Maybe it reminds them of the Cookie Monster? A blender full of ice cubes? Mike calls to ask about germs and hygiene of the people Danny meets while working on his million person mark for Shaking Bonaduce. It would be rude to meet someone, tell them about the show, and then sanitize his hands immediately. He can stand to wait until he gets home.
8:38 – Yesterday Danny taped his workout at the wrestling gym he’s training at for TNA Lockdown on the 19th. Danny wanted to nail the Swanton Bomb, but his trainer advised against it. After two tries the instructor asked Danny to stop so he didn’t hurt himself. He might not have mastered it yet, but he will execute it properly at Lockdown. Wrestling legend Mick Foley will be on the show tomorrow to talk about Lockdown and give Danny some pointers about hardcore matches.
8:48 – Danny’s girlfriend loves her some beer. The cheapest beers are making huge gains in sales lately because of the economy. Danny hasn’t had to cut back yet, but Metro hasn’t been doing dinner and a movie lately, when he used to do it every weekend. Danny used to bus dishes which he didn’t like, then when he bought into a restaurant he busted his ass to get those dishes off the table because they were HIS dishes. Shila’s but back on shots of liquor, but has always been a fan of inexpensive beer. When Danny was struggling he’d go to a bar with a flask of vodka, order one drink, sneak to the bathroom to guzzle some vodka, and milk the one drink he bought at the bar. Shila, being a girl, knows that she can go out and have guys buy her drinks all night.
Justin isn’t a huge partier, but he had to downgrade his luxurious weed for some seeds and stems. Shila might have to quit smoking cigarettes at the rate they’re jacking up prices and taxes on smokes. Andy sticks a lime in his PBR to make it taste like Heineken. Joe goes tubing instead of going to the shore, he gets one tube for himself, one for his girl, and one for the beer cooler.
9:05 – News with Shila:
The death toll from a devastating earthquake in central Italy rose to 207 on Tuesday and aftershocks hampered the race to dig possible survivors out of the debris. Rescuers worked under floodlights through the night and thousands of people whose homes were wrecked sheltered in tents and cars.
The developers for Sugarhouse, one of Philadelphia's two proposed slots parlors unveiled revised plans Monday for a $140 million temporary casino expected to open next year. Danny’s against the casino just based on the name Sugarhouse. Why not call it Whorehouse. It brings jobs, sure, but casinos in Atlantic City aren’t doing so well these days either.
If it's financial happiness you're seeking for your next move, then the Midwest may be your best bet because according to a new study Nebraska tops the list of happiest states, fiscally. The home of the Cornhuskers, Kool-Aid and the world's largest porch swing ranked No. 1 on MainStreet.com's Happiness Index, which used unemployment figures, foreclosures and nonmortgage debt to determine a state's overall financial well being. Nebraska? Nebraska sucks! Danny understands Arizona and Iowa being high on the list, but was surprised that California is so unhappy. The people of Nebraska are too stupid to know they’re unhappy. Pennsylvania is #32 on the list. Danny hasn’t seen or experienced any of the public unhappiness here, but Philadelphia likes having an attitude, which is cool with him.
A 14-year-old girl faces a felony charge after throwing a bag of pretzels at a police sergeant and twice throwing a shoe at an officer, according to a recently released report. Beth Maynard, the suspected pretzel and shoe thrower, was one of several patients at Lawnwood Regional Medical Center & Heart Institute officers were watching Thursday night. Maynard walked around "with an attitude" giving the officer "dirty looks" before eventually throwing her shoe at the officer twice, hitting him in the foot area. Danny was on the receiving end of a kick to the chest from a girl with heels on. After the kick the shoe was lodged in his chest. Ouch. Shila’s mother nailed a rickshaw driver in the head with a pump and ran off when she thought he was being shady and trying to take her someplace she didn’t want to go.
9:52 – Spike comes in to talk about hate calls and why people would go out of their way to say they dislike somebody or something. Why don’t they just take their business elsewhere? Danny also challenged his boss, Jeff the Program Director, to a duel previously. Could there be a joust with Danny on a unicycle and Jeff on a scooter? Jeff would learn to ride a unicycle just to joust Danny?
10:00 – Danny’s Final Thought: In happiest states on earth Nebraska is number one, Pennsylvania is number thirty-one. I disagree completely, ‘cause Nebraska called us. All of them, his name was Craig. He said a: It sucks here, and b: They get a lot more of that in Yuma. If the answer to any question is they’ve got more of that in Yuma, Philadelphia is the happiest place on earth.
Danny Bonaduce Show 4/6/09
6:01 – Danny had a jam packed weekend. After work on Friday he went to Resorts for a pair of events in Atlantic City, he was also supposed to go to Amish Country with his girlfriend Amy and her sister, but didn't make it out there. Shila was startled to see Danny on television in the Partridge Family Movie. It was taken from Danny's autobiography 'Random Acts of Badness.' Danny licensed the rights to his life story, but the production company only used the four years of Danny on the Partridge Family. Danny’s home life was a lot rougher than the movie depicted.
6:07 – Danny’s training hard for his match with Showtime Eric Young at TNA Lockdown later this month. Pinning a professional wrestler won’t be easy, but he’s working on some tough moves. He out to blow minds in the wrestling world. At Danny’s event at Resorts, he climbed up to dance onto the lighting rig at Boogie Nights shirtless. Security freaked out. Danny’s namesake drink didn’t debut the way he wanted, so there might be a return trip to Resorts to unveil a new ‘Bonaduce’ drink.
6:29 – SPORTS: Phillies lost the home opener to the Braves. Villanova lost to UNC in the Final Four. Plaxico Burress was cut by the Giants. Danny would be okay field a team with Plaxico, Michael Vick, Pacman Jones, and some other convicted criminals. No team in the NFL would want to play them. They’d go undefeated.
6:48 – Danny is peeved to see new photos of Nikki; the Neighborhood Hottie from Northeast Philly that Metro took over the weekend. They were taken in Danny’s studio and are quite sexy. Danny is wondering why Metro didn’t call him. It is the DANNY BONADUCE SHOW after all. Metro didn’t want to spend his Friday afternoon taking photos of Nikki, but someone had to do it. Danny prefers a three dimensional hotties to two dimensional hotties.
7:04 – News with Shila:
A 911 call that brought two police officers to a home where they were ambushed, and where a third was also later killed during a four-hour siege, was precipitated by a fight between the gunman and his mother over a dog urinating in the house. Why would the woman not tell the 911 operator that her son had a machine gun and was out of his mind?
People in Binghamton, New York, say it will take years for the city to recover after Friday's devastating shooting rampage. A gunman killed 13 people before killing himself.
Investigators from the northeast detective division reported an unusual assault and robbery around 12:00am that followed a Saturday night dance jam at "WOW", a teenage dance hall in the city's Mayfair section near Tyson and the Boulevard. Police say 17 teenagers left the dance at WOW and for reasons still undisclosed, they knocked on the front door of a Roosevelt Boulevard home about a block from the dance hall and beat and robbed two teenagers. According to police, the two victims were punched and kicked. Police were called and three officers who tried to break up the incident were also assaulted.
A woman who woke up with blurred vision reached for eye drops but used nail glue instead. Paula Griffin, 29, was in agony with her right eye glued shut for eight hours after her fumble. Doctors finally prised it open after cutting off all her lashes. One night Danny cut himself and used Crazy Glue to seal the cut. Worked great! Having kids, Danny’s brushed his teeth with an interesting array of lotions and pastes that aren’t made for mouths.
Prax Sanchez says he doesn’t recall any serious hammer-and-nail mishaps in his past. Yet doctors administering an MRI on the 72-year-old Colorado man last month abruptly stopped the exam to tell him there seemed to be something metallic in his face. Right after the MRI, Sanchez coughed up an inch-long nail. Danny’s forgotten many things he’s done in his life, but he’d know how he got a nail in his nose 30 years ago.
One in three guys would rather play video games than have sex with their partner, according to a new study. Those men should have their thumbs cut off. Danny thinks that girls should let their men have sex while playing videogames. That’s a girl you marry. When Danny first starting dating Amy she thought a lot of things Danny wanted to do were demeaning. Now Danny’s gotten her to enjoy and have a more positive mindset of the task at hand.
7:36 – Danny’s girlfriend made him a CD of her favorite songs to knock boots too. Danny thought it was good, but not all the songs nailed his sex playlist ideas. Danny wants everyone on the show and the audience to put together a playlist that they’ll swap and road test them and when the perfect mix is found give it to people as a prize. In the back of his mind though, Danny wonders about the song lists Amy has put together for Danny before. Were they for him, or were they put together at a different time and just used with Danny. Shila’s go to album is anything off of John Legend’s first album. Metro’s used some smooth jazz to work magic between the sheets. Shila points out that we’ll be able to tell where that person’s mindset is during sex.
7:44 – Tony calls to say he digs some Deftones. Chris wanted ‘Closer’ by Nine Inch Nails, but chose ‘F Me Like You Hate Me’ by Seether. Interesting choice. Shila likes rough sex, but not angry sex. Joe Cocker, Meatloaf, ‘Stairway to Heaven’ by Zeppelin are some of the other songs callers dig.
7:53 – Allan’s song is ‘Wicked Game’ by Chris Isaac. Beth like ‘Whole Lotta Love’ by Zeppelin. Danny doesn’t want the song to be the focus of the sex. It needs to compliment the action, not dictate it. Shila likes a fast start and a slow finish, Danny prefers just the opposite. Lauren likes ‘Don’t Cry’ by Guns n’ Roses and Metallica’s ‘Enter Sandman.’ Presto’s song choice is ‘Rape Me’ by Nirvana, it works with his girlfriend. Danny wasn’t fond of it to begin with, but the song isn’t about sex, it’s about music and record companies. Mary likes AC/DC ‘You Shook Me All Night Long.’ It gets her hips moving. Danny would find the tempo tough to keep up with.
8:07 – Entertainment News:
Metallica played "Master Of Puppets" and "Enter Sandman" at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony, with the band's former bassist Jason Newsted and his replacement, Robert Trujillo, both taking part in the performance (the group played as a five-piece). They also led a "surprise jam" at the end of the night consisting of "Train Kept A Rollin'", with Red Hot Chili Peppers' Flea, Led Zeppelin's Jimmy Page, Aerosmith's Joe Perry and Jeff Beck
Former Beatles Sir Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr performed together on Saturday at a charity concert. The two music legends - who made up the Fab Four with their late bandmates John Lennon and George Harrison - were reunited on stage at the benefit show held in aid of the David Lynch Foundation, which was set up by the film director to promote transcendental meditation in schools. Would John be as cool as Paul if he were still alive today? Danny thinks Paul’s a little goofy and too goody-goody and thinks John would be a recluse.
Bristol Palin’s ex-fiance Levi Johnston, tells Tyra Banks that he thinks Palin’s mom, Alaskan Gov. Sarah Palin, knew about their sexual behavior. Levi Johnston, the ex-fiance of Bristol Palin, candidly talks about their private life on the Tyra Banks show. The interview will air April 6. Johnston, 19, said that Palin’s mother, Alaskan governor Sarah Palin, probably knew that something between the young couple was cooking. And it wasn’t liver and onions. “Moms are pretty smart,” he said. Johnston also added that the hockey mom allowed the high school sweethearts to share a room in her home. Sexually active and sharing room. Having a baby is a tell tale sign of sexual activity. There’s only been one sexless pregnancy on record in the history of man.
NBC said Friday that it would yank all of its programming from Boston's WHDH-TV if the station carried out its threat to ditch Leno -- who grew up outside Boston -- and instead run a local news broadcast at 10. NBC took its tough stance to head off a rebellion among local affiliates that are worried that Leno's show might draw lower ratings than the shows it would replace, leaving fewer people to watch their 11 p.m. local newscasts. Getting a hometown discount may get your foot in the door, but if you don’t have the goods even Jay Leno will sink in the city he grew up in.
Farrah Fawcett has been hospitalized in Los Angeles as the beloved acting icon continues her battle against cancer, according to reports. She should have quit when her poster was in every teenage boy’s room. Her all-time low was painting with her ass. She didn’t make many assterpieces.
8:33 – It’s baseball season and Danny wants to talk baseball! Though he didn’t spend a lot of time at baseball stadiums as a kid, he did get to take the field at Dodger Stadium for an episode of the Partridge Family and got to swing a bat in front of 50,000 people. Metro measures the years of his life through baseball games he’s been to. Shila went to see the Cubs every summer when visiting her uncle in Chicago and became a huge Andre Dawson fan. Another highlight was catching a foul ball at a Red Barons minor league game. Foul balls scare Metro. Danny was at a Blackhawks game and the person next to him took a puck to the face. Danger avoided.
8:41 – John’s favorite memory was seeing the Phillies win the World Series in ’81, hugging strangers in the 700 level of the Vet. Phil was at a Brewers game with his brother in-law who took a batting practice foul ball to the head and had to get x-rayed. Tony remembers his neighbor painting his car to celebrate the Phillies being in the ’81 World Series and letting the kids on the block sit on his car as he drove around celebrating. Danny received a special edition Cole Hamels baseball card in the mail from a listener named Dewey. Now Danny has a new best baseball memory.
8:54 – Case gew up in Chicago with his father when his dad got out of his seat to get a beer, as soon as he did a foul ball hit the seat and he hasn’t come close to getting one since. Gary threw his son over the railing at a Phillies game, wearing a Mets jersey, to dance with the Phanatic on the field. Of course the kid got booed. Tim loved it when Roger Clemens got into steroids scandal because he hates the Yankees. Chris and his pregnant wife went to a game and the baby would kick every time some scrub, Butch Husky, would come up to bat. At the end of the game Butch hit a foul ball that ricocheted around the stadium and after missing the catch himself, the ball land in his lap. His unborn baby caught a foul ball.
9:07 – News with Shila:
An off-duty Camden police officer is in the hospital after he was assaulted before Sunday night's Phillies game, police said. Officers arrested a man in connection with the alleged assault on the officer that happened around 7 p.m. inside a parking lot near Citizens Bank Park, police said.
A father who shot and killed his five children in their Washington state home before killing himself had argued with his wife over another man before the shootings, police said. Authorities found the children, ages 7 to 16, dead in their Pierce County home Saturday afternoon, and the father, James Harrison, was found dead inside his SUV in adjacent King County. Police said Harrison committed suicide by shooting himself with a rifle. Troyer said that on Friday night, Harrison and his 16-year-old daughter found his wife with another man. The couple argued, and then Harrison and his daughter returned to the family home near Tacoma without his wife, Troyer said.
German designer Björn Franke wants to add a little drama to your relationship. He’s developed a “tool kit” to make it appear as if you’ve been fooling around. We’re all familiar with the tell-tale signs. Hickey on the neck, lipstick stains, nail scratches and rug burns. Franke’s tool kit fakes these obvious signs of passion. He imagines a person using his tools to create some drama in your otherwise lackluster relationship. The kit contains nine tools which leave marks on the body. Everything from love bites to carpet burns and raw bondage bruising around the wrists. Franke also has locks of different colored hair. What a bizarre idea. A woman’s intuition will already tip her off and it’s mean if a mistress puts a mark on you.
9:43 – Donny calls in to say he wants to hang out with Danny. He’s completely cool with that. Donny has a place in the Poconos, Danny’s interested in it. What will he do there? Ski? Snowboard? Innertube down a mountain? Danny was given a trip to Bali, the country, at a water park and saw Sean Connery in a tandem tube when 007’s sack showed itself. Danny was staring, Connery realized what was going on, tucked them away, and said to Danny ‘Lovely, aren’t they darling?’ and then he went down the slide.
Ty calls to tell Danny about a nice camping spot in the Poconos. Danny set another dad on fire while camping with his daughter. Trying a new, creative way of making S’mores he caught the marshmallow on fire, ended up whipping the S’more at another man, setting him on fire. After that Danny went to find some of the small vodka bottles he hid around the campsite to spend some time away from other humans. It didn’t surprise his daughter of his ex-wife at all.
9:57 – Spike has some new ink; he got a mix-tape tattoo in Connecticut. The last time Danny got ink was in Atlanta. Amy had reference to wanting her name on Danny’s body, when he noticed a tattoo shop over her shoulder. He split, telling her he was going to get cigarettes, and got her name tattooed on himself. It took a little longer than expected and when he came back to her she was furious until he showed her the art and then all was good. Danny had a girl get his name tattooed across her back after their second date. Danny doesn’t mind a stalker.
10:02 – Danny’s Final Thought: It came to me today that Shila saw my A&E Biography night before last, and last night saw the Partridge Family movie that I wrote. Last night I happened to wake up to ‘Cribs’ starring me my house on CMT and they have the stats 16,000 square feet, 11,00 square feet and then mine: 2,300 square feet. It was like being naked in the locker room with all the other guys, but apparently the warm water wouldn’t turn on in your shower. But I’m just thinking honest to God, if we’re turning on the TV three nights in a row and I’m on and I’m doing mornings in Philadelphia, where the ____ did the money go? I should have some money God damn it?
Danny Bonaduce Show 4/3/09
6:02 – Danny is having a rough morning . He broke his 3 drink minimum at last night’s Neighborhood Hotties part at Just Sports. Danny did workout this morning. He lives of the reputation of being a multitasking beast. Danny was a little confused this morning and put
6:08 – Will calls in to say he had a great time at the party last night. Will calls Shila the First Lady of Radio, which would make Danny the President. That would be an odd marriage. While Shila and Danny gave their personal possessions away, Metro got a Spider-Man lamp from a listener. It will be a jam packed morning today.
6:20 – Danny takes ‘Danny Bonaduce: Life Coach’ very seriously. Tom calls to say ‘thank you’ to Danny for good advice he got from the segment. His wife’s friend was hitting on him and Danny suggested that he get a hidden video camera to prove it. He confronted his wife and her friend with the proof and was justified. BUSTED! Tom also caught his wife pleasuring herself on tape. Nice!
6:29 – SPORTS: Sixers beat the Bucks 105-95. The Broncos traded Jay Cutler to the Bears. Penn State won the NIT. Allen Iverson doesn’t like life on the bench in Detroit. A little humility would do him good. Danny found going from the height of the Partridge Family to jump starting his career on Eagle 106 as the wacky sidekick. Danny thinks that the big named A-list celebrities are the nicest people, it’s the people that are just getting by on their looks are the worst to deal with. It’s more about luck than talent. In Danny’s union there are 4,000 parts with 400,000 union members. People are out to protect what they have.
Lou calls to ask if Danny had ever been kicked back into a bar. Lou’s been kicked into a bar, but last night at Just Sports at the Neighborhood Hotties party was the first time he or Danny, were ever kicked into a bar.
6:52 – Last night Metro was walking home at 3am and heard someone call his name on the street, which made him cringe. It was a girl that used to work at the station that he hooked up with. He had a bad date with her at a Pearl Jam concert and she was annoying. On the way home he told her that it wasn’t a good idea that they date because they worked together and two weeks later he met his current girlfriend Aimee. Who was an intern at the station. So the girl in the street knew he was just trying to get away from her. Danny’s awkward run in was getting married to Gretchen Bonaduce on their first date. He didn’t know her name the next day, which didn’t sit well with her.
7:03 – News with Shila:
A local man is suing a doctor, claiming he's now impotent because the urologist misdiagnosed his condition. The Drexel Hill husband says he and his wife had a healthy sex life until a Saturday morning in 2004, when, while having intercourse, he struck her pelvic bone, according to the Daily Times. “I heard a pop and a sharp pain. And blood was shooting all over,” he told the jury according to the newspaper's report. “I didn’t have a clue what was happening. Blood was spurting all over.” His wife took him straight away to the emergency room. The man's claiming the urologist he sought out for treatment that day didn't figure out his penis was fractured. That's a big deal, he claims, because apparently there is only a short window of opportunity to have surgery for a fractured penis. In one particular war overseas the local prostitutes would strategically place razors in a place that would cut up the G.I.’s Joes. Ouch. If there’s blood spurting all over the place, how could a doctor misdiagnose that?
Philadelphia police say a jogger found a half-naked 14-year-old girl semiconscious in a park Thursday evening. Police Lt. John Walker says the girl found in Fairmount Park was taken to Temple University Hospital, where she was listed in stable condition. He says she appeared to be in shock and wasn't able to answer questions from police about what happened to her.
Liam Hoekstra, of Roosevelt Park, appears to have a rare genetic condition -- one that presents special challenges to him and his parents, Early Show Medical Correspondent Dr. Jennifer Ashton said Thursday. Ironically, learning more about it could lead to treatments for other muscle afflictions, researchers say. Liam likely has a condition called myostatin-related muscle hypertrophy, which means his body has very little fat and enlarged muscle fibers that make him really strong. Danny says test him for ‘roids!
The Domino's pizza chain has given away nearly 11,000 free pizzas because of a never-used promotion that a Web customer stumbled upon. Tim McIntyre, spokesman for Ann Arbor, Mich.-based Domino's, said Wednesday that the company had prepared an Internet coupon for an ad campaign that was considered in December but never activated.
7:21 – JJ calls to ask what man would be comfortable with talking about their fractured penis in a courtroom. Danny’s got a metal rod in his leg, imagine setting off the metal detector with a metal ‘rod.’
Peg calls to say that one of her managers posted something about hating work and the immature people at her job on MySpace. Should she tell? Danny says no, the company will find out on their own soon enough.
Is Shila posting things on Facebook she shouldn’t? She made a status update about the fact that people don’t laugh at her corny jokes, but other people get laughs for theirs. Danny thought it was about the workplace at first. It happens to her everywhere, it also happens at work. Danny and Metro got some cryptic references one of her comments about ‘soul searching’ that actually had to do with a competing station, but deleted it because she thought it didn’t look nice.
7:30 – Jimmy the Bankrobber thinks that Shila isn’t making sense. Danny doesn’t get Facebook and Twitter, but says it’s a complicated situation. Shila preferred to delete some posts because there were follow up posts that she thought were negative about Danny and Metro.
7:37 – Danny replays highlights of last night’s Neighborhood Hotties party for girls of the Northeast. One of the five girls had to cancel because she had bronchitis.
LISTEN TO THE AUDIO HERE -
Nikki won the title of Danny Bonaduce’s Neighborhood Hottie: Northeast Philly.
8:01 – Guess The Seats For Phillies Opening Day Tickets!
Danny takes calls to win tickets to Phillies Opening Night 2009:
Don – 203
Tim – 129
Sue – 223
Pete – 230
Tina – 213
Scott – 208
Mark – 419
Gary – 114
Joe – 221
Nick – 421
Scott – 140
Rosemary – 228
Jerry – 200
JD – 205
Tim – 215
Sue – 220
Tom – 209
Jim – 206
Phil – 211
Bob – 204
Heather – 226
Tom – 204
Andy – 207 WINNER!!!!
8:21 – Entertainment News:
Police say a man is in custody for trying to barge into actor Jamie Foxx's hotel penthouse in Philadelphia. Investigators say 49-year-old William Brown first knocked on the door of Foxx's suite on March 20, claiming to be Beyonce's music producer. Police say he tried to shove his way in but Foxx pushed him out and called security. The man was ejected again a few days later, but police were called when he returned on Tuesday.
Batman will take on villain the Riddler in the next installment of the superhero franchise, according to the Caped Crusader's butler, Michael Caine. The British star of both Batman Begins and The Dark Knight has let it slip that his movie boss' next foe will "probably be the Riddler" -- a role made famous on screen by Jim Carrey in 1995's Batman Forever and on TV by Frank Gorshin, who died in 2005. Johnny Depp and Eddie Murphy are both in the running for the role. Danny would be more likely to spend money to see the movie if Depp is the Riddler. All Eddie Murphy’s been doing lately is remakes.
Megan Fox has signed on to play an angel opposite Mickey Rourke in director Mitch Glazer's drama Passion Plays. Per the Hollywood Reporter, the 1950s Los Angeles-set tale finds Fox's character, described as a slender beauty with wings who is part of a carnival, helping a down-in-the-skids trumpeter (Rourke) obtain redemption.
Coming to a store near you: Kendra Wilkinson's new line of stripper poles! "I'm coming out with my own stripper pole. Stripper pole, and stripper pole workout," The Girls Next Door star, 23,said. "It's like Carmen Electra's, but mine is better," she continued. "Mine will connect to the ceiling, and you can spin on it and do all that stuff on it." This workout doesn’t burn a lot of calories, but it is difficult.
8:40 – Danny wants to get back to Shila’s Facebooks issues. Danny airs his feelings on the air, he doesn’t deal with Twitter. One guy that went to HS with Shila, who is now married, has been hitting on her a lot and the instant message conversations uncomfortable. They had a NCAA finals bet, he wanted a sexy photo of her, she said that if she won he’d have to buy her dinner. She took Louisville, he had Michigan State and now he’s demanded the sexy photo. She has no intention of giving him the photo. Danny has an obsession with collecting on bets. If she didn’t want to offer up a sexy photo, why did she agree to do it. Shila’s not comfortable with her body, so Danny suggests a swimsuit photo to get him off her back and then cut him off. Shila’s brought up the fact that he’s married, but he doesn’t care.
8:49 – Tom says that Shila needs to get straight and honest with the guy and say what’s on her mind. She needs to tell him the truth and not take the photo. Ron says she has to pay up because she got herself in the situation. Bill says that if she didn’t have Facebook to begin with then she wouldn’t be in the predicament to begin with, it’s for slimeball guys to troll for women. Christina says to pay off the bet and possibly un-friend him so he doesn’t bother him again. John says that he can block him and hide her online status. Tony says she should wear a gorilla mask while in panties and a bra. Danny will send him a naked photo of himself. Maureen thinks that Shila should send him a photo of Sean. If Sean didn’t know about Shila’s problem he will now. Ed calls to say to take a sexy photo and send the photo to his wife’s Facebook account. WOW. That’s a way to break up a marriage.
9:04 – Joey calls to ask Danny about training for his match with Showtime Eric Young at TNA Lockdown, April 19th at the Liacouras Center. Working out is no problem, but it’s the razor wire and steel cage that he can’t really prepare for. He’ll put on a great show though.
9:07 – Sall, a writer for the National Inquirer wants Danny to make a response to Gretchen’s nasty video interview on RadarOnline. Danny took a lot of crap from her over the years, but she was a bit of a slut before getting married to Danny and lying to him about her past. Another issue is her ‘ideal man’ is a married man that’s already living with her. What makes Danny sad is that his children are being raised by a woman who doesn’t resemble the person her married. The Cajun accent she uses is annoying too. Without Danny she’s got nothing, she’s boring. Danny thought he was marrying a virgin, but it turned out she lied to his face and had been around with a lot of dudes.
9:16 – News with Shila:
Traci Young, the Northeast Philly woman who made up one half of a mother-daughter team allegedly offering "erotic services" in a Craigslist ad last year, pleaded guilty on Thursday to charges of promoting prostitution and conspiracy. A mother-daughter threesome and even a threesome with twins are off limits to Danny. They cross the incest line.
Christopher Shaw had sticky fingers and an eye for high-priced clothing, police said.The 37-year-old baggage handler for American Airlines was arrested Wednesday after allegedly stealing $500 worth of clothing from the luggage of a female passenger who was arriving at Philadelphia International Airport on a flight from Texas March 17.
President Barack Obama's press people accidentally posted the number of a phone-sex line on a release meant to direct reporters to a conference call led by Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, Fox News reported. Journalists were instructed to call the number on the release to speak with Clinton and National Security Advisor Jim Jones about foreign policy and the G20 summit. When they dialed, they weren't greeted by Clinton -- instead, a sexy voice on the phone invited callers to enter a credit card number if they felt "like getting nasty."
9:24 – The chefs of Stephens on State in Media are in to talk about their menu and participation in 94WYSP’s Dinner Deals. Metro loved the gnocchi and his girlfriend Aimee was raving about the seafood. The chefs are proud of their striped bass. They have great crab legs during the week too.
9:56 – Mike calls to say that he saw the new documentary Tyson, about Mike Tyson and it was an excellent film. It offers a lot of depth into his mind and his rise and fall.
10:00 – Danny’s Final Thought: I wish you could see the smile and the pride on my face right now. I’m going Resorts in Atlantic City to unveil their new ‘Boogie Nights’ coin operated slot machine. Then later at 10 o’clock at night I’m going to go to their ‘Boogie Nights’ night club and unveil the ‘Bonaduce’ drink. I think as long as people do things in moderation these are wonderful things. These are only vices if you can’t handle yourself. I think that two things that some people can consider vices are going to be named after me or unveiled by me means I’m really living life to it’s fullest. I’m going to try harder, I promise. By next year I’ll have my own pill of some kind. Wait for Pfizer to be on the phone.
Danny Bonaduce Show 04/01/09
6:02 – There are some broken headphones in the studio today. It has to be the brackets. March Madness has killed headphones. Jeff, the Program Director, has not been responsive to Danny’s request for input on his outfit for TNA Lockdown. Danny wants to make sure 94WYSP gets exposure during the PPV, eventually Danny got ‘red’ as a response, so look for a red 94WYSP across his ass in the match. Danny’s also been doing some interviews with wrestling radio shows who don’t think that he’ll get many cheers on April 19th at the Liacouras Center, but he’s determined to give the fans a show they’ll never forget. He’s been working on his moves with his girlfriend Amy. Although wrestling is choreographed and predetermined; if a move is landed incorrectly it could do some serious damage to either one of them or both. Danny worked on kicking accuracy for 45 minutes this morning, which was his cardio workout.
6:29 – SPORTS: Sixers beat the Hawks 98-85. A toy pig given to Jay Wright by his daughter is giving the Villanova Wildcats luck. Two men were shot dead at a Long Island condo owned by former Jets player Jonathan Vilma. Word out of Colorado is that A-Rod doesn’t wash his hands in the bathroom! Shila’s obsessed with hand washing and even waits in the bathroom to see if other women wash their hands. Danny only washes his hands in the bathroom if someone else is there.
6:38 – Danny once sold a motorcycle to pay for Bartending School. The most painful experience? Cutting his finger and getting lime juice in it. Danny is putting a lot of effort into concocting ‘The Bonaduce’ which will debut at Resorts this Friday.
6:49 – Metro’s been getting lots of attention since his girlfriend, Aimee, dressed up as Princess Leah from Return of the Jedi on his birthday. That same day he had to get his car inspected. The guys at the garage were very nice and loved the show. Feeling good about himself Metro was then deflated when he got in his car, realized he had Spider-Man floor mats and a stuffed Spider-Man seat belted in the backseat of his car. How will he recover his manliness? If Metro was better at riding a bicycle Danny could teach him how to ride his Harley. Maybe he could tell them he has kids.
7:08 – News with Shila:
A teenage boy will likely lose an eye after he was ambushed in a drive-by paintball shooting in Northeast Philadelphia early yesterday morning, police said. The attack was the second of its kind in a four-hour overnight period. Danny’s taken a few paintball shots before and it wasn’t fun. Even while wearing armor the paintballs left welts and broke skin. Metro wants to shoot Danny with paintballs; he’s game for taking a few shots without a shirt, but after TNA Lockdown. If Danny takes the shots he wants to rip the head off of Metro’s stuffed Spider-Man.
A nasty computer virus is expected to ramp up its efforts Wednesday, just in time for April Fools Day. Experts say the Conficker worm is no joke. It can hijack computers even without users noticing. You can mess with Danny’s bank files, but don’t keep him from internet porn.
A former religious cult member pleaded guilty Monday to starving her 1-year-old son to death after making an unusual deal with prosecutors: If the child is resurrected, her plea will be withdrawn. Danny doesn’t like creative judges, but this decision is a good one.
A woman has reportedly contacted divorce lawyers after catching her cheating husband on Google Street View. She used the new service from Google to check on a female friend's house, after her husband's claims that he was going away on business aroused her suspicions. Who would park on Google Street? Danny was able to find a topless Gwen Stefani on Google Earth
7:22 – Maxim issued a cease and desist order over the name Hometown Hotties. So now it’s Danny Bonaduce’s Neighborhood Hotties. The winner of the first Neighborhood Hotties from the Northeast will be crowned this Thursday.
7:36 – Danny’s friend Jordan Belfort, author of The Wolf of Wall Street. He makes Danny look like a boy scout. He once landed his helicopter in his back yard with an eye patch because he was so stoned he had double vision. His life story is being looked at to be turned into a movie starring Leonardo DiCaprio being directed by Martin Scorsese. He was a Wall Street trader who was out of hand and lived life to excess. He bought a Ferrari because he saw Don Johnson drive the same one on Miami Vice. He also racked up a $700,000 hotel bill in one week. He also sank a yacht in the Mediterranean because he forced the ship captain to go into a huge storm. The Italian Navy rescued him by helicopter, all while he was out of his mind on Quaaludes.
7:42 – Jordan knows exactly what Bernie Madoff is going through right now. The wildest thing Jordan ever did? He took some powerful Quaaludes that didn’t work. His private investigator called to tip him off that the Feds were investigating him when the pills kicked in and he realized he had to drive home. He drove home real slow, praying to God saying he’d never be bad again. He was talking to his wife in his kitchen when the cops came to the door, cuffed him and let him know he hit seven cars on his way home. Shila wants to get the book. Danny wants to get the Quaaludes. Danny’s done some pretty outlandish stuff, but not top sinking a yacht.
7:56 – Bubba, one of the mechanics that worked on Metro’s car calls in. After seeing the Spider-man seatbelted into the backseat they thought the car owner was a dweeb. Once they learned it was him they thought it was cool. They couldn’t get to the toy store in time to get a stuffed Wonder Woman to put in the back to keep Spidey company. Wooo! It was a fake Bubba, a caller pulled an April Fool’s joke on the show.
8:00 – Guess The Seats For Phillies Opening Day Tickets!
Danny takes calls to win tickets to Phillies Opening Night 2009:
Danny will take more guesses Thursday at 8am.
Jim – 123
Pete – 205
Jerry - 105
John - 141
Frank - 111
Sue - 124
8:12 – Entertainment News:
Many television critics have very bad things to say about Osbournes: Reloaded. A station in the Florida Panhandle is not going to air Osbournes: Reloaded because it contains profanity and adult content. The head of Panama City Fox affiliate WPGX says he watched a six-minute preview of "Osbournes: Reloaded" and found that the time slot for the show makes him uncomfortable.
Don't have a cow, man! The Simpsons will appear on postage stamps. America's most enduring — or is that endearing? — dysfunctional family will be honored on their own stamps, the Postal Service announced. It's been 20 years since Homer, Marge and family invaded the airwaves on Fox television, and the Postal Service says it plans five stamps featuring the couple and their offspring, Bart, Lisa and Maggie. Danny prefers the author Homer over Homer Simpson.
ER draws its last breath this week after 15 years of blood, sweat and tears that changed storytelling on U.S. television and put fictional County General Hospital on the world's stage. Metro used to watch it all the time, but had to disconnect after an emotional episode. Danny had to stop watching The Flintstones after Barney lost Dino and didn’t know how to tell Fred.
8:39 – Occasionally Danny will do some late night drinking and purchase things he sees on infomercials. Expereinces like those brought the BeDazzler into his life. The last time Danny bought something from an infomercial was Bison meat being sold by Tony Little. It has more protein than normal beef and less fat. Danny spend over $400 on Bison products on one call. What has he done? Metro has an incredible collection of trading cards from long nights of smoking weed and watching television. He has a Batman bookend set, but he doesn’t own any books. Shile bought the Ped Egg, but it didn’t work for her. Danny loves his callused feet.
Andy was living in North Dakota when his father was stationed there and ate lots of Bison. He says it’s quite good. Ron bought a high priced sports card collectible set that he didn’t remember ordering because he was so drunk. When it came to his house he flipped out because he didn’t know why it came, only to learn that the operator remembered him because he was so drunk. Scott would drink with his college roommates who would prompt him to buy soundtracks to the awful movies they were watching. He’d get them and then also pay for rush delivery. Rob has a freezer chest he’s not using and offers it to Danny to store his Bison meat in.
8:51 – Mike bought some piece of equipment that simulates ice skating. Danny knows all about them, he has them in different sizes, but they’re collecting dust because they were too much work. Tim calls to suggest that Danny donate his excess meat to an old folks home. That might not work out so well because teeth are needed to chew meat.
9:09 – News with Shila:
A Philadelphia student was rushed to the hospital in critical condition on Tuesday afternoon after being shot in the head as school was letting out. It happened on the sidewalk in front of the CEP School, at 4200 N. Front Street, as school was letting out around 3:45pm. CEP School an alternative disciplinary school run by Community Education Partners.
The U.S. Supreme Court has turned down a cigarette maker’s appeal of a $79.5 million award to a smoker’s widow, likely signaling the end of a 10-year legal fight over the large payout, the Associated Press reports. The one-sentence order from the high court today upholds the verdict against Altria Group Inc.’s Philip Morris USA in a fraud trial in 1999. The judgment has grown to more than $145 million. Danny’s been smoking for 30 years and well aware it’s not healthy. For many years people who started in the 50’s and 60’s weren’t told that it is addictive and a carcinogen.
A nationwide cigarette tax increase has gone into affect this week, leaving consumers to pay 62 cents more per pack in the largest tobacco tax increase in U.S. history. Danny won’t tolerate his freedoms being taken away, but he will tolerate high taxes that force him to give up bad habits.
Authorities in Ohio say a man has been charged with drunken driving after crashing his motorized bar stool. Police in Newark, 30 miles east of Columbus, say when they responded to a report of a crash with injuries on March 4, they found a man who had wrecked a bar stool powered by a deconstructed lawn mower. Danny’s nice enough to help out guys who run out of gas by helping to push them to a gas station. If he saw someone who was injured for crashing their motorized bar stool he’d keep driving.
9:58 – Danny’s Final Thought: Something has dawned on me. That sometimes, late at night after a drink or nine, I have a tendency to make purchases. No long the kind that come over to the house cause Amy would get mad. But still have the tendency to make purchases and I recently have bought bison, BeDazzlers on booze. So either I am going to quit drinking or X out the letter ‘B’ from my vocabulary and continue to buy and purchase because it’s a damn fine time. Live your life it’s short, unless you’re me and it just keeps going no matter what the critics say.
Danny Bonaduce Show 04/01/09
6:02 – There are some broken headphones in the studio today. It has to be the brackets. March Madness has killed headphones. Jeff, the Program Director, has not been responsive to Danny’s request for input on his outfit for TNA Lockdown. Danny wants to make sure 94WYSP gets exposure during the PPV, eventually Danny got ‘red’ as a response, so look for a red 94WYSP across his ass in the match. Danny’s also been doing some interviews with wrestling radio shows who don’t think that he’ll get many cheers on April 19th at the Liacouras Center, but he’s determined to give the fans a show they’ll never forget. He’s been working on his moves with his girlfriend Amy. Although wrestling is choreographed and predetermined; if a move is landed incorrectly it could do some serious damage to either one of them or both. Danny worked on kicking accuracy for 45 minutes this morning, which was his cardio workout.
6:29 – SPORTS: Sixers beat the Hawks 98-85. A toy pig given to Jay Wright by his daughter is giving the Villanova Wildcats luck. Two men were shot dead at a Long Island condo owned by former Jets player Jonathan Vilma. Word out of Colorado is that A-Rod doesn’t wash his hands in the bathroom! Shila’s obsessed with hand washing and even waits in the bathroom to see if other women wash their hands. Danny only washes his hands in the bathroom if someone else is there.
6:38 – Danny once sold a motorcycle to pay for Bartending School. The most painful experience? Cutting his finger and getting lime juice in it. Danny is putting a lot of effort into concocting ‘The Bonaduce’ which will debut at Resorts this Friday.
6:49 – Metro’s been getting lots of attention since his girlfriend, Aimee, dressed up as Princess Leah from Return of the Jedi on his birthday. That same day he had to get his car inspected. The guys at the garage were very nice and loved the show. Feeling good about himself Metro was then deflated when he got in his car, realized he had Spider-Man floor mats and a stuffed Spider-Man seat belted in the backseat of his car. How will he recover his manliness? If Metro was better at riding a bicycle Danny could teach him how to ride his Harley. Maybe he could tell them he has kids.
7:08 – News with Shila:
A teenage boy will likely lose an eye after he was ambushed in a drive-by paintball shooting in Northeast Philadelphia early yesterday morning, police said. The attack was the second of its kind in a four-hour overnight period. Danny’s taken a few paintball shots before and it wasn’t fun. Even while wearing armor the paintballs left welts and broke skin. Metro wants to shoot Danny with paintballs; he’s game for taking a few shots without a shirt, but after TNA Lockdown. If Danny takes the shots he wants to rip the head off of Metro’s stuffed Spider-Man.
A nasty computer virus is expected to ramp up its efforts Wednesday, just in time for April Fools Day. Experts say the Conficker worm is no joke. It can hijack computers even without users noticing. You can mess with Danny’s bank files, but don’t keep him from internet porn.
A former religious cult member pleaded guilty Monday to starving her 1-year-old son to death after making an unusual deal with prosecutors: If the child is resurrected, her plea will be withdrawn. Danny doesn’t like creative judges, but this decision is a good one.
A woman has reportedly contacted divorce lawyers after catching her cheating husband on Google Street View. She used the new service from Google to check on a female friend's house, after her husband's claims that he was going away on business aroused her suspicions. Who would park on Google Street? Danny was able to find a topless Gwen Stefani on Google Earth
7:22 – Maxim issued a cease and desist order over the name Hometown Hotties. So now it’s Danny Bonaduce’s Neighborhood Hotties. The winner of the first Neighborhood Hotties from the Northeast will be crowned this Thursday.
7:36 – Danny’s friend Jordan Belfort, author of The Wolf of Wall Street. He makes Danny look like a boy scout. He once landed his helicopter in his back yard with an eye patch because he was so stoned he had double vision. His life story is being looked at to be turned into a movie starring Leonardo DiCaprio being directed by Martin Scorsese. He was a Wall Street trader who was out of hand and lived life to excess. He bought a Ferrari because he saw Don Johnson drive the same one on Miami Vice. He also racked up a $700,000 hotel bill in one week. He also sank a yacht in the Mediterranean because he forced the ship captain to go into a huge storm. The Italian Navy rescued him by helicopter, all while he was out of his mind on Quaaludes.
7:42 – Jordan knows exactly what Bernie Madoff is going through right now. The wildest thing Jordan ever did? He took some powerful Quaaludes that didn’t work. His private investigator called to tip him off that the Feds were investigating him when the pills kicked in and he realized he had to drive home. He drove home real slow, praying to God saying he’d never be bad again. He was talking to his wife in his kitchen when the cops came to the door, cuffed him and let him know he hit seven cars on his way home. Shila wants to get the book. Danny wants to get the Quaaludes. Danny’s done some pretty outlandish stuff, but not top sinking a yacht.
7:56 – Bubba, one of the mechanics that worked on Metro’s car calls in. After seeing the Spider-man seatbelted into the backseat they thought the car owner was a dweeb. Once they learned it was him they thought it was cool. They couldn’t get to the toy store in time to get a stuffed Wonder Woman to put in the back to keep Spidey company. Wooo! It was a fake Bubba, a caller pulled an April Fool’s joke on the show.
8:00 – Guess The Seats For Phillies Opening Day Tickets!
Danny takes calls to win tickets to Phillies Opening Night 2009:
Danny will take more guesses Thursday at 8am.
Jim – 123
Pete – 205
Jerry - 105
John - 141
Frank - 111
Sue - 124
8:12 – Entertainment News:
Many television critics have very bad things to say about Osbournes: Reloaded. A station in the Florida Panhandle is not going to air Osbournes: Reloaded because it contains profanity and adult content. The head of Panama City Fox affiliate WPGX says he watched a six-minute preview of "Osbournes: Reloaded" and found that the time slot for the show makes him uncomfortable.
Don't have a cow, man! The Simpsons will appear on postage stamps. America's most enduring — or is that endearing? — dysfunctional family will be honored on their own stamps, the Postal Service announced. It's been 20 years since Homer, Marge and family invaded the airwaves on Fox television, and the Postal Service says it plans five stamps featuring the couple and their offspring, Bart, Lisa and Maggie. Danny prefers the author Homer over Homer Simpson.
ER draws its last breath this week after 15 years of blood, sweat and tears that changed storytelling on U.S. television and put fictional County General Hospital on the world's stage. Metro used to watch it all the time, but had to disconnect after an emotional episode. Danny had to stop watching The Flintstones after Barney lost Dino and didn’t know how to tell Fred.
8:39 – Occasionally Danny will do some late night drinking and purchase things he sees on infomercials. Expereinces like those brought the BeDazzler into his life. The last time Danny bought something from an infomercial was Bison meat being sold by Tony Little. It has more protein than normal beef and less fat. Danny spend over $400 on Bison products on one call. What has he done? Metro has an incredible collection of trading cards from long nights of smoking weed and watching television. He has a Batman bookend set, but he doesn’t own any books. Shile bought the Ped Egg, but it didn’t work for her. Danny loves his callused feet.
Andy was living in North Dakota when his father was stationed there and ate lots of Bison. He says it’s quite good. Ron bought a high priced sports card collectible set that he didn’t remember ordering because he was so drunk. When it came to his house he flipped out because he didn’t know why it came, only to learn that the operator remembered him because he was so drunk. Scott would drink with his college roommates who would prompt him to buy soundtracks to the awful movies they were watching. He’d get them and then also pay for rush delivery. Rob has a freezer chest he’s not using and offers it to Danny to store his Bison meat in.
8:51 – Mike bought some piece of equipment that simulates ice skating. Danny knows all about them, he has them in different sizes, but they’re collecting dust because they were too much work. Tim calls to suggest that Danny donate his excess meat to an old folks home. That might not work out so well because teeth are needed to chew meat.
9:09 – News with Shila:
A Philadelphia student was rushed to the hospital in critical condition on Tuesday afternoon after being shot in the head as school was letting out. It happened on the sidewalk in front of the CEP School, at 4200 N. Front Street, as school was letting out around 3:45pm. CEP School an alternative disciplinary school run by Community Education Partners.
The U.S. Supreme Court has turned down a cigarette maker’s appeal of a $79.5 million award to a smoker’s widow, likely signaling the end of a 10-year legal fight over the large payout, the Associated Press reports. The one-sentence order from the high court today upholds the verdict against Altria Group Inc.’s Philip Morris USA in a fraud trial in 1999. The judgment has grown to more than $145 million. Danny’s been smoking for 30 years and well aware it’s not healthy. For many years people who started in the 50’s and 60’s weren’t told that it is addictive and a carcinogen.
A nationwide cigarette tax increase has gone into affect this week, leaving consumers to pay 62 cents more per pack in the largest tobacco tax increase in U.S. history. Danny won’t tolerate his freedoms being taken away, but he will tolerate high taxes that force him to give up bad habits.
Authorities in Ohio say a man has been charged with drunken driving after crashing his motorized bar stool. Police in Newark, 30 miles east of Columbus, say when they responded to a report of a crash with injuries on March 4, they found a man who had wrecked a bar stool powered by a deconstructed lawn mower. Danny’s nice enough to help out guys who run out of gas by helping to push them to a gas station. If he saw someone who was injured for crashing their motorized bar stool he’d keep driving.
9:58 – Danny’s Final Thought: Something has dawned on me. That sometimes, late at night after a drink or nine, I have a tendency to make purchases. No long the kind that come over to the house cause Amy would get mad. But still have the tendency to make purchases and I recently have bought bison, BeDazzlers on booze. So either I am going to quit drinking or X out the letter ‘B’ from my vocabulary and continue to buy and purchase because it’s a damn fine time. Live your life it’s short, unless you’re me and it just keeps going no matter what the critics say.
Danny Bonaduce Show 03/31/09
6:02 – Danny’s trainer who is also Metro’s girlfriend Aimee likes to push Danny around during work outs. Shila is upset that her favorite instructor at her gym, Jason, was fired. Shila is starting a petition to bring him back. Danny’s positive that in a matter of time she’ll move on and forget about Jason.
6:08 – Danny was bummed out yesterday because his girlfriend Amy told him that there’s no chance that she’ll fool around with girls for him. This is a shattered dream and Danny wanted to mourn the death of this fantasy. Danny also went to put Amy’s name on his checking account in a stuffy bank cubicle yesterday. The girl helping them out used to be an MP in the Army and worked with a machine gun, when Danny let it be known that chicks with machine guns are hot.
6:14 – Danny is on an allowance from his accountant so he doesn’t overspend, but he also has a secret saving account so he can buy cool things and not get scolded by the accountant. Later in the day Danny was taking photograph with tourists when a huge black dude busted out of Rotten Ralph’s demanding that Danny pay him back and he wants the money now. Danny begged for mercy while the tourists ran away. Then he went to turn to Amy to tell her it was a joke, but she knew already. It made Danny feel good, because at one point in his life there was a good chance that it would have been real.
6:36 – SPORTS: The Eagles' preseason schedule that was released yesterday features matchups with New England, Indianapolis, Jacksonville and the New York Jets. Former Eagle Ryan Moats said Monday he accepts the apology offered by a Dallas police officer who stopped him with a drawn gun in a hospital parking lot as his mother-in-law was dying. Phillies pitching coach Rich Dubee said Monday afternoon that Cole Hamels was officially out of the running for an opening-night start this Sunday against the Braves. Instead, he'll pitch in an exhibition game Saturday against Tampa Bay in Philadelphia.
6:51 – Danny and Mia Tyler go way back. She’s a judge on Pretty Wicked and at the high point of her career. Being the daughter of Steven Tyler hasn’t been an easy life. Her father was out working all the time and many children of celebrities deal with abandonment issues, but she wouldn’t change who she was. Life wasn’t always good for the Tylers, money growing on trees in her house with the obstacles her dad’s career ran into in the early 80’s. She grew up in New Hampshire, so she’s glad she didn’t grow up in Hollywood. Mia also has a book out, Creating Myself: How I Learned That Beauty Comes in All Shapes, Sizes, and Packages, Including Me. Her half-sister is Liv Tyler and gets along with Liv’s mother Bebe Buell who Danny thinks is out of her mind. Mia used to see Danny all the time at the Rainbow on the Sunset Strip, but she doesn’t drink as much anymore these days.
7:04 – News with Shila:
A Lehigh County man is thankful to be alive after his belt stopped a gunman's bullet from penetrating his body and taking his life during an apparent robbery. Danny’s confident that his coffin belt buckle could stop a bullet. There’s also a museum dedicated to bibles that have stopped bullets and saved lives. There’s where Green Day got the title for their live album Bullet in a Bible.
A U.S. judge on Monday barred a Pennsylvania prosecutor from filing child pornography charges against three teenage girls caught with sexually suggestive pictures of themselves on their cell phones. U.S. District Judge James Munley said he was issuing a restraining order on Wyoming County District Attorney George Skumanick because his proposed action would violate freedom of speech and parental rights. The ruling came after the American Civil Liberties Union sued Skumanick on behalf of the girls and their families.
Federal officials said that a California processor would recall about one million pounds of pistachio products because of concerns about salmonella contamination. Danny wants pistachios NOW! You can’t have just one. If he starts in on a bag of pistachios he’ll polish off the bag and the floor will be littered with the shells. It’ll look like Rambo was firing rounds from a nut gun.
An anonymous seller is peddling a videotape that purportedly shows cocaine use by a woman who closely resembles Vice President Joseph Biden's daughter. Several media outlets have reported that the seller is seeking $250,000 for the tape and is represented by a Washington, D.C.-based attorney. The New York Post described the seller as a "friend" of Ashley Biden, 27, a social worker. The two-minute tape shows the woman snorting several lines of cocaine at a party. A 43 minutes tape? How much blow does she have? There are cocaine manners. It’s possible to get Hepatitis C from a coke straw if you get blood on it from the nasal cavity and pass it on to someone else.
7:29 – Danny Bonaduce: Life Coach
Tim has had a job at a warehouse for 10 years and suddenly with the economy being the way it is, he’s getting hassled about his tattoos. He wants to wear a three-piece suit. Danny thinks it’s a good idea to dress better, but not to tempt them. Danny says that any tattoo that was there since they hired him can’t be a foul because he had them before they brought him on. Another strategy would be to bring in a concentration camp survivor from WWII that has an identification tattoo and see if they hold their wrist tattoo against them getting hired.
Gary noticed that his daughter’s friend has cut marks on her body and doesn’t know what to do. If Gary noticed than her parents have to notice. It was his first time meeting the girl. Danny says that he needs to address the parents and if they don’t want to take action then he has to call Child Services.
Keith raised two daughters by himself for 20 years and has a pair of granddaughters, the oldest wants to leave to Florida. She’s 21, so she can leave. Fights are manufactured, but she loves her dad more than anything and the fight is made up so she can storm out the door rather than just simply walk away and say goodbye.
7:46 – Wendy’s 18 year-old was caught with 12 bags of crack or cocaine. Danny defines the difference. The son won’t go to rehab, Danny wants to talk to him. He’s not interested in being on the air. Danny runs though the prison time the son Anthony will be facing. If he willingly goes to rehab then he faces a chance of dropping the charges. Also be sure to say that he was only selling to fund his habit. Rehab is a lot nicer than prison.
Sean has a nympho girlfriend that he just broke up with and he can’t handle all that sex. Danny’s advice: get a bottle of testosterone to keep up with her and there’s a chance that she’s getting it from someone else. A real nymphomaniac can never be satiated.
John’s been with his wife for 21 years and his wife went to rehab for pills. The problem is his wife’s sister moved in to help and he started banging her. During the course of addiction the wife screwed the family over with her addiction. They’re even in Danny’s book.
8:05 –Guess The Seats For Phillies Opening Day Tickets!
Danny takes calls to win tickets to Phillies Opening Night 2009:
Andy – 425
Hope – 117
Lisa – 118
Sue – 222
Danny will take more guesses Wednesday at 8am.
8:07 – Entertainment News
Smashing Pumpkins are holding open auditions next Friday (April 10) in Los Angeles, California to find a replacement for drummer Jimmy Chamberlin. Chamberlin, who was the only other original member of the seminal Chicago grungers apart from frontman Billy Corgan, quit the band last week stating he could no longer "just 'Cash the check,' so to speak."This isn’t the Smashing Pumpkins to Danny. Call the band Squish and Squash! A squash is a gourd too!
The New York Times reported that the new musical is being adapted from the Green Day album, "American Idiot." The production of the same name will play the California not-for-profit Sept. 4-Oct. 11 (with the hope of a commercial future) and will include creative collaboration by the Bay Area punk trio comprised of Billie Joe Armstrong, Mike Dirnt and Tre Cool. Danny thinks this is a bad call, the timeframe of the album was two years ago.
Researchers in London found that music by country singer Kenny Rogers was more effective at reducing cognitive impairments in stroke victims than any other music tested, Wired reports. The researchers are considering calling the results "The Kenny Rogers Effect."With all his bad plastic surgery how can people be certain that he’s him? Danny loves him some Kenny Rogers music.
Melissa Rycfroft offered to pose for Playboy? Exclusivity contracts really make things difficult. When everyone wants a piece of you, you can’t let them have it because it already belongs to someone else.
8:33 – Danny has come into possession of a tape of his ex-wife talking about how she feels about herself and what makes a good mother. Her name isn’t even mentioned in the headline, she’s just Danny Bonaduce’s ex-wife. She says she wants more money and that she found it difficult to date after Danny. Why not change the name from Gretchen Bonaduce back to her maiden name of Hillmer? She also talks about what’s romantic to her, all things that Danny did that she didn’t appreciate. She then goes on about her plastic surgery, something that you can only talk to her about in a Cajun accent. WHAT??? Gretchen then goes on about her many projects, from reality television, fashion, and some other dumb stuff. Then she describes her perfect guy, a 6’5” tall rock dude. She already has that guy, she wanted him to box Danny. His name is Kevin.
8:40 – Mike calls in to blast her for being dopey. Steve thinks that Danny should take her on in a cage match. Does it kill her that Danny hasn’t crumbled without her? Danny thinks so. It’s coming out that she’s not the nice Christian girl she passed herself off to as Danny. She’s selling herself as a sexy milf that has to take off her clothes all the time. Tim brings up the fact that Gretchen’s boyfriend is still married. Hope God doesn’t keep her in heaven on a ‘technicality.’ Danny mans up that he messed up a lot in the marriage, but he’s been able to move on. She hasn’t. Apparently she’s working on a tell-all book also. Danny will give her permission and the whole book will be about Danny. He’ll get the requests for comments on the book from the press, so he’ll have the final say. She slept with a stranger a week before she met Danny and got married. THAT is Gre
